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Dreading an upcoming social function
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can't drive car to get gas when you're out of gas
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oh hey, the sky is pretty! :)
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spicy pancake |
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grocery store changed layout again
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spicy pancake |
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can't fit ice cube into narrow-necked water bottle
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spicy pancake |
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can't find the other sock
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spicy pancake |
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"Enjoy your meal!" "You too! ... wait shit sorry"
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spicy pancake |
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struggling with the sheets & blankets in bed
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spicy pancake |
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It smells the same exiting as it did entering
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Dr. Wesker |
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Administering the sniff test
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Dr. Wesker |
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Your left eye still hasn't stopped twitching
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murmurations |
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Withdrawing from society just a little more
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Dr. Wesker |
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Overbearing mother, but you don't fuss about it much, because you'll miss every minute of it when she's gone
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Dr. Wesker |
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Having a more detailed conversation with your pet than you do with the average human
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The sensation of needing to shit is there, but the fecal is not forthcoming
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Dr. Wesker |
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Someone says, "It is what It is," but you silently suspect maybe it isn't
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Dr. Wesker |
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You park in the empty end of the parking lot to avoid parking next to people, and when you return someone has parked next to you
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Dr. Wesker |
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A brief verbal exchange that ended awkwardly
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Dr. Wesker |
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Waiting until tomorrow to make that phone call you could have made last week
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Dr. Wesker |
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You touch a microfiber cloth and it catches on the skin of your hands in the most unpleasant way
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Dr. Wesker |
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When you try to make sunny side up fried eggs but all your yolks pop :(
(lemmy.sdf.org)
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pieguy |
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You feel a little tired, so you check the internet to see what you're dying from
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Dr. Wesker |
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Laying in bed in the morning until the very last second, trying to talk yourself into calling in sick
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Dr. Wesker |
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Cat deeply offended you wanted to poop in the bathroom with the door closed
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Dr. Wesker |
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Trying to decide if the sensation you're feeling is existential dread or indigestion
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