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Complain about food service and satisfaction dramatically
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Alice |
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Stop Sleeping
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Alice |
1 |
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If you ignore your problems long enough, they’ll get tired and leave you alone.
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Alice |
1 |
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Improve your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!
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Alice |
1 |
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Avoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!
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Alice |
1 |
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Optimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!
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Alice |
1 |
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Accelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!
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Alice |
1 |
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To never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!
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Alice |
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Scream at Screaming babies
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Alice |
1 |
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Pretend you have a Criminal record
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Alice |
1 |
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Call your parents by name instead of mom and dad
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Alice |
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Constantly compare yourself to others
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Alice |
1 |
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Stop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugs
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Alice |
1 |
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Drop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.
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Alice |
1 |
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Pop your pimples in public
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Alice |
1 |
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Watch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxiety
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Alice |
1 |
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Use toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.
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over_clox |
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Wipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.
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over_clox |
1 |
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Masturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.
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over_clox |
1 |
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Don't harm your biome by "cleaning" it
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Cryophilia |
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Always spend more money than you earn
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Alice |
1 |
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Give yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the library
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Alice |
1 |
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Call everyone Michael
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Alice |
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Make a scene at funerals
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Alice |
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Drive on the wrong side of the road for better gas mileage
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Alice |
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