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I'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.
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Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.
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Your gene pool could use a little more chlorine.
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Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.
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Alice |
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Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.
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I respectfully, don't care.
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Alice |
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Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.
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You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?
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Alice |
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you sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.
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Alice |
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Your family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.
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Alice |
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Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Alice |
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Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
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Alice |
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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Alice |
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(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.
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Alice |
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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
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Alice |
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The tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.
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Alice |
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I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.
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Alice |
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You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.
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Alice |
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You star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.
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Alice |
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You are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.
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Alice |
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If being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.
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You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Alice |
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The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.
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Alice |
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I hope you outlive your kids.
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Alice |
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You look like a before picture.
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