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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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I wish my hippos were less hungry hungry 0 late_night 1 »
I wish the magic hadn't gone away in Star vs The forces of evil. 0 Web_Rand 1 »
I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish my house cleaned itself 0 zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 1 »
I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets 0 late_night 1 »
I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie 0 late_night 1 »
I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish my dog could walk himself. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20% 0 Fubarberry 2 »
I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally 0 Fubarberry 1 »
I wish for free healthcare in my country 0 Fubarberry 1 »
I wish politicians could only tell the truth. 0 Late2TheParty 1 »
I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately. 0 henfredemars 1 »
I wish humans could not deliberately lie or otherwise deceive each other. 0 EndOfLine 1 »
I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair 0 late_night 1 »
I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately) 0 late_night 1 »
I wish for the mass of the proton to increase by 10^-27kg 0 solirs 1 »
I wish I knew the outcome of any relationship before I get involved 0 late_night 1 »
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About this forum

Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

4 members · 45 topics · 26 posts
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