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Yeah, I’m missing my teeth, it just means that there’s more space for your tongue
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Your face without freckles is like a night sky without stars
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What's on the menu? Me-N-U
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If you think the weather is hot today, you haven't seen my body
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I think I saw you on Spotify. You were hottest single lately
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I know we could win the World Cup in tonsil hockey
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Do you want to spend to night at my house? The couch may pull out but I don't
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A life without you would be like having PC, but not having internet connection
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Don't be afraid Cinderella. I will get you home before 12
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If I jumped on you, would you beat me off?
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Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
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How do you use no pen and paper, but still draw my attention?
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I think you look like trash, may I take you out?
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How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
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You are the square to my root.
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Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
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If you were a flower, every royal garden would hunger after you.
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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
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They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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Are you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.
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