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Become a bear Summoner!🐻
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You can fly effortlessly with your scrotum exactly one inch above the ground
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You can squeeze out a pimple from your face, put it on the table, and it will turn into a tiny human being that looks like Molly Little and Hazel Moore.
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You have the power to speak to pencils
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When you get an itch, everyone in a 50 foot radius gets it too
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You can make people drunk by touching them
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Your dreams are just sad glimpses into what could've been.
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You are too cute to be harmed by all humans and animals
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You know exactly the amount of eyelashes anyone has at any given time
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You're immortal, only on Tuesdays and if you live in Kentucky
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You can incorrectly read someone's mind
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You can read the thoughts of a random raccoon living in Oklahoma
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You can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes.
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You have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitals
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You can summon a guy who reminds you to stay hydrated every 2 hours
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You can see 10 seconds into the future every time you sneeze
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You can spawn burgers anywhere
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You can place a cheestick in someone's asshole at will
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You can locate any object by thinking about it.
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You can literally turn your frown upside-down
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You can make milk allergic to you
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You can absorb teeth through your skin
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You can sprout one wing out of your back whenever you want
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You can taste peoples Screams
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You can summon a pack of used condoms.
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