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"Other guys never want to hang out with me," mentioned Tom. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Don't call me Francis," he said, being frank. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributed 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Listen Robo-Jack, you need to work on your punctuality!", Tom ejaculated 0 aberrate_junior_beatnik (he/him) 1 »
"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologetically 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"According to my cat, it's dinnertime," said Tom purposefully. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"What are your plans for this roast chicken?" said Tom, trying to keep abreast. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"I take joy in the triumphs of my parishioners," said Tom vicariously. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"Even though we 'broke up', she's still my woman!" Tom exclaimed. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"Oh, I eat everything," said Tom in jest. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"The French don't deserve our thanks!" said Tom mercilessly. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"Just being allowed to come in is something that I cherish", Tom said enterprisingly. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"My name is actually spelled T-O-O-O-M," he said, morosely. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"Should I take the worm off the hook?", Tom was debating 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Can't talk. Busy camping." replied Tom, intent. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"Under the mask, I was just a bowl of noodles the entire time!" said the imposter. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
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