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I pulled the man back on the sidewalk just before the car zipped by and breathed a sigh of relief as the numbers above his head went from 5 seconds to 5 years.
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Grimy |
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Finally the interminable, excruciating, and most foul experience that had been brought upon by the treacherous inclusion of dairy in the night's hors d'oeuvres had finally passed.
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“I don’t even care what happens anymore,” I muttered, letting the car drift slowly across the center line.
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By being careful with the portions, the left over ribs should carry me through to Thursday.
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Grimy |
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The body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.
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Grimy |
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"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.
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"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.
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Grimy |
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My friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing.
(lemmy.world)
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We have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.
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I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires
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mudkip |
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In my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough.
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Grimy |
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Information on comet C/2022 Whiro is approved for public release.
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SSTF |
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Your license key has expired
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"Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap"
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He hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry.
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Grimy |
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I told my therapist the little girl at the foot of my bed only appears when I talk about her, so I’ve stayed silent for years.
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“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream.
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That one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him.
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cm0002 |
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“I am gay, Mamma and I love him so you can go ahead and disown me; I’m not letting him go!”
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cm0002 |
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She wasn’t worried about the operation at all, removing your appendix is a pretty standard procedure and the anesthetics were already starting to work.
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cm0002 |
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It’s said that transplant recipients sometimes take on traits of their donors.
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cm0002 |
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On her knees before the cathedral’s crucifix, a nun begged Jesus for forgiveness, prayed to be cleansed of her lustful thoughts.
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cm0002 |
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I finally installed the new power source on my company's cutting-edge supercomputer!
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We watched the live stream of the children dancing.
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you finally get home after a 2 week vacation bursting through the door to use the bathroom.
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