Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?

Wrong dinosaur, and she doesn't have to be a redhead.

I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please

As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́

Am atheist, can confirm.

Fucking life goal right there

Blankets for keeping yourself warm, dinosaur for ensuring it doesn't get too hot

Yeah. But not on the bed.

Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they're being annoying because they know it's normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it's not a "You just get to do this whenever you want" kind of deal now, it's invite only still. And they can't take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.

Farts are an instant kicking off too.

And the meteor(and the volcano eruption) robbed us from this future.

Keep dinosaurs out of the bedroom!

I know It looks like simple fun and nobody gets hurt but trust me they will be digesting you afterwards.

Oh sure, just the atheists WINNNNK

Put a bird on it

For a second I thought he was a raptortaur.

I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!

I mean HONESTLY!😾

I’d settle for getting to sleep

Yes, but Hermes instead

And how cute would those velocibears be? Ursaraptors? Bearsaurs?

Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point...

Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.

Less than accurate. Where is my wife's boyfriend? Can't have him out in the cold!

I said Mongo, not Princess Donut.

Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?

That's clearly the raptor priest, coming to tell his church kids to stop sleeping in, but then he just gets so excited by seeing them sleep that he forgets himself and joins in the cuddles.

Nice kitty

Yes, please. Minus the woman with the orange hair.

I'm cool with this

"Conservatism has exactly one proposition, to wit: there is an in-group group in which the law protects but does not bind, and there is an out-group in which the law binds but does not protect."

I'm sure I didn't quote that properly, but you get the point.

When viewing reality through the lens of life being zero-sum, if one is not policing others, they are being policed. Add xenophobia and fear of others who are noncomforming and you end up with someone who feels the need to judge everyone around them.

Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!

A: it's a joke calm down.

B: even if dinosaurs have been around since the beginning of humanity we couldn't have domesticated them yet and possibly never could.

C: Dogs are mammals we are practically the same species compared to dinosaurs.

D: velociraptors specifically did not have social and hierarchical genes that would require evolution to take over not domestication it took humans ~200,000,000 years to evolve that good luck keeping humans alive that long.

Here with his Praptor!

Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.

Open the door. Get on the floor. It's your turn to walk the dinosaur.

Just don't hire Newman.

You heartless monster. I can't say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.

Consensually.

*Noah's flood

Patagotitan mayorum, yeah? ;)

The word "absolutely" is generally considered an absolute and since it is in the first sentence sets the tone for the rest of the conversation as someone who absolutely has no room for negotiation on his view.

More of an Ankylosaurus stan.

Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom

It's not him, it's his character from the movie where he has a hot redhead girlfriend and a pet velociraptor. It's not the character's fault he's played by a turd.

Allow me to re-word your sentence:

"We absolutely could have domesticated raptors."

My group without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider.

My group (the royal 'We' giving a sense of universal acceptance but the sentence above clearly disagrees creating an in/out group mentality and the illusion that you are the odd one out, placing me in the out group) without any possible room for disagreement from a sain man, disagrees with you the outsider (this last bit is interesting because it is not a sentence The layman would agree with, wether true or not, ergo the entire point was to place me as an outsider not to make a fact).

That is an adversarial comment looking to discredit me.

A more proper way to say that would be something like:

You could domesticate a velociraptor.

Or if you truly believe it to be so

We do actually have evidence that it is possible to domesticate velociraptors.

As far as it being an opinion you are technically correct, your intentions might not have been to communicate aggression, however your opinion in this case doesn't fall in the equation. you are performing the act of communication, the information that I received is what matters, otherwise you have failed that goal.

*pretentious

I mean, not neccessarily only specifically that world, but it's certainly an option.