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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
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Goun lemmy.ml Goun@lemmy.ml
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HumanOnEarth lemmy.ca HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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I just drooled all over myself and I have no idea why

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Lvxferre [he/him] mander.xyz lvxferre@mander.xyz
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dumnezero piefed.social dumnezero@piefed.social
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Maybe they just wanted to deny the positive feedback to him.

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Saapas piefed.zip Saapas@piefed.zip
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I've heard that same joke a million times. It's what I'd expect to find at the top of a Reddit thread.

It's a witty joke but a common one, so wouldn't chuckle tbh

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Warl0k3 lemmy.world Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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Too obvious, don't reward someone for going after low hanging fruit...

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Tyrq lemmy.dbzer0.com Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Well, they are there to learn after all, he didn't assume his students knew, and asked if they did. One guy in the class knew. Seems like it's working itself out, and he just needs to keep that one loaded for later in the semester when people are primed to get it.

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NigelFrobisher aussie.zone NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-08-07
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It’s totally overrated compared to Eton Mess tbh

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TheFogan programming.dev TheFogan@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-12
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on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with

I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it.

He said go ahead

I paused, that was it.

Kind of awkward.

I didn't get the job.

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AlphaOmega lemmy.world AlphaOmega@lemmy.world
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I would hope the professor would have at least chuckled.

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Llamatron lemmy.world llamatron@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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Or everyone has heard that same joke a thousand times already

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jol discuss.tchncs.de jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it. He said go ahead I paused, that was it. Kind of awkward. I didn't get the job.

Nothing boosts your impression on people like making them feel stupid. RIP

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neuracnu lemmy.blahaj.zone neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-14
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The only acceptable response is “I heard he was good at making bitches wet.”

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TheFrogThatFlies lemmy.world TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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I would hope the professor would have at least chuckled.

Imagine he hears this joke everytime he makes the question...

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Arigion feddit.org Arigion@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-24
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The thing is it is highly doubtful that Pavlov ever used a bell. Also the experiments were no fun for the dogs.

He redirected the animals' digestive fluids outside the body, where they could be measured.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning#procedures

https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2022/12/the-shocking-and-gruesome-truth-about-pavlovs-dogs-and-how-the-results-are-commonly-misinterpreted/

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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Nothing boosts your impression on people like making them feel stupid. RIP

I wouldn't expect this joke to make someone feel stupid if they know what UDP is, so it feels like it was a safe bet

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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The thing is it is highly doubtful that Pavlov ever used a bell. Also the experiments were no fun for the dogs. He redirected the animals' digestive fluids outside the body, where they could be measured. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning#procedures https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2022/12/the-shocking-and-gruesome-truth-about-pavlovs-dogs-and-how-the-results-are-commo...

the experiments were no fun for the dogs

I would really expect most experiments to be no fun for animals that are experimented on

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Girl Named ZERO (she/her) piefed.zeromedia.vip guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it. He said go ahead I paused, that was it. Kind of awkward. I didn't get the job.

Unfortunately I don’t know enough about udp to get it, is it that you dumped the information before like, asking about it?

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.uk yakko@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-01-08
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I wouldn't expect this joke to make someone feel stupid if they know what UDP is, so it feels like it was a safe bet

Interviewing is (ideally) quite a structured type of conversation, when is a job interview. A lot of people have to lock in pretty hard to deal with how unnatural it is, and they might not have the spare bandwidth to catch a joke.

Especially not someone from HR, they're fucking troglodytes.

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Klear quokk.au Klear@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-14
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Imagine he hears this joke everytime he makes the question...

He could have salivated a bit then.

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Baguette lemmy.blahaj.zone Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-02-01
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Unfortunately I don’t know enough about udp to get it, is it that you dumped the information before like, asking about it?

Tcp and udp are to sum it up, internet messaging protocols. UDP specifically is when you send a message over without guaranteeing your message was received. TCP on the otherhand is more like a handshake where you send a message and expect a response back.

The joke is basically UDP=I dont know if you would get it

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TheBrideWoreCrimson sopuli.xyz TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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Interviewing is (ideally) quite a structured type of conversation, when is a job interview. A lot of people have to lock in pretty hard to deal with how unnatural it is, and they might not have the spare bandwidth to catch a joke. Especially not someone from HR, they're fucking troglodytes.

I completely agree with your first paragraph.
But TheFogan was probably not explaining UDP to an HR person in this scenario.

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FiskFisk33 startrek.website FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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I've heard that same joke a million times. It's what I'd expect to find at the top of a Reddit thread. It's a witty joke but a common one, so wouldn't chuckle tbh

Should have accompanied the jokes with treats

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Gremour lemmy.world Gremour@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-13
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on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it. He said go ahead I paused, that was it. Kind of awkward. I didn't get the job.

I will also tell you a joke about TCP, and if you don't get it, I will repeat.

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MSBBritain lemmy.world MSBBritain@lemmy.world
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I completely agree with your first paragraph. But TheFogan was probably not explaining UDP to an HR person in this scenario.

Oh I've seen some pretty bad interviewing, where HR is sent in with a question sheet and a box to tick for which key words the interviewee mentioned per question.

Obviously a red flag and useless method of interviewing, but it does happen frighteningly often. Especially where the IT team is so understaffed, they can't spare the time to do interviews.

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Arigion feddit.org Arigion@feddit.org
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the experiments were no fun for the dogs I would really expect most experiments to be no fun for animals that are experimented on

Since Pavlow is so famous you see often the dogs depicted as cute and someone ringing a bell. Not as fixated pepsin machines. At least in the past that was my mental image. Might be a me problem.

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lazynooblet lazysoci.al lazynooblet@lazysoci.al
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I am ignorant and unwitty - I don't get it. I thought pavlov was a game.

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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Unfortunately I don’t know enough about udp to get it, is it that you dumped the information before like, asking about it?

There's pretty basic UDP, that sends without confirming receiving. And instead of fixing it, they just slapped another protocol, TCP, on top of it.

With only UDP, you don't know, if you get it.

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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Interviewing is (ideally) quite a structured type of conversation, when is a job interview. A lot of people have to lock in pretty hard to deal with how unnatural it is, and they might not have the spare bandwidth to catch a joke. Especially not someone from HR, they're fucking troglodytes.
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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.uk yakko@feddit.uk
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Well sure, but the context for my comment was the unnatural-ness of a structured job interview. If you're not just pantsing it, such interviews follow a script, and that's not how we normally talk to each other.

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Alfredolin sopuli.xyz Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz
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on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it. He said go ahead I paused, that was it. Kind of awkward. I didn't get the job.

This is fucking funny.

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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Since Pavlow is so famous you see often the dogs depicted as cute and someone ringing a bell. Not as fixated pepsin machines. At least in the past that was my mental image. Might be a me problem.

No, you're right about the images, it's marketing as usual, but I never thought about this

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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Oh I've seen some pretty bad interviewing, where HR is sent in with a question sheet and a box to tick for which key words the interviewee mentioned per question. Obviously a red flag and useless method of interviewing, but it does happen frighteningly often. Especially where the IT team is so understaffed, they can't spare the time to do interviews.

Oomph, buzzword keyword guessing sounds like great interview indeed

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A_Chilean_Cyborg feddit.cl A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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good pun

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SwampYankee feddit.online SwampYankee@feddit.online
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Oh I've seen some pretty bad interviewing, where HR is sent in with a question sheet and a box to tick for which key words the interviewee mentioned per question. Obviously a red flag and useless method of interviewing, but it does happen frighteningly often. Especially where the IT team is so understaffed, they can't spare the time to do interviews.

This is done, especially in government work, to limit bias in the interview process. Ideally, though, the people conducting the interviews understand the questions they're asking and can use some judgement and give credit if someone explained a concept but didn't hit the specific keyword.

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hessenjunge discuss.tchncs.de hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de
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#37 · (edited) Quote Reply

Nothing boosts your impression on people like making them feel stupid. RIP

Yeah, but that’s not what this was.

Interviewer asked about thing then does not get joke about most basic property of thing. Either the interviewer is incredibly incompetent or incapable of getting a joke.

It’s a weird situation even for a job interview. (& I’ve been on job interviews that can only be described as tribunals with 8 judges grilling you simultaneously.)

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Skullgrid lemmy.world Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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it's worse if they then continue with. "ok, well, it's interesting you said that his name rings a bell because the experiment..." like you're too dumb to have even made the joke you did.

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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Nothing boosts your impression on people like making them feel stupid. RIP

Hey man, it's not my fault other people are stupid.

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zod000 lemmy.dbzer0.com zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it. He said go ahead I paused, that was it. Kind of awkward. I didn't get the job.

I asked someone this same question in an interview, not so much that it was important, but to see if they had general basic networking knowledge like they claimed to on their resume. Their highly confident explanation was "TCP is for sending, UDP is for receiving" They did not get the job, though not just because of that.

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RamenJunkie midwest.social RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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Nothing boosts your impression on people like making them feel stupid. RIP

I mean, you would think most people would be used to that feeling by now.

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TheFogan programming.dev TheFogan@programming.dev
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Unfortunately I don’t know enough about udp to get it, is it that you dumped the information before like, asking about it?

Yeah I believe i remember roughly the explanation I gave to the interviewer.

TCP basically takes the time to confirm every detail actually was recieved, used in almost all situations in networking where accuracy is critical.

UDP is basically when speed is the more important than everything being perfect, (we were on a zoom call), Like say this video call, if the background gets blurry or a few frames drop or even my face distorts for a few seconds, that would be less of an inconvenience to us than if the network took the time and made sure to transmit every frame exactly as the camera picks it up, at the cost of an extra 10 seconds of lag in the call.

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alternategait lemmy.world alternategait@lemmy.world
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#43 · Quote Reply

Historical image of a dog on a table and Pavlov surrounded by several people. Impact font text reads "I bet Pavlov loves that we think of dogs whenever we hear his name"

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Francislewwis lemmy.world Francislewwis@lemmy.world
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#44 · Quote Reply

That joke deserved a laugh. The class clearly wasn’t conditioned properly.

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teslekova sh.itjust.works teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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#45 · Quote Reply

I asked someone this same question in an interview, not so much that it was important, but to see if they had general basic networking knowledge like they claimed to on their resume. Their highly confident explanation was "TCP is for sending, UDP is for receiving" They did not get the job, though not just because of that.

Technically correct! Just leaving out a few details.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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I would have said "wasn't Pavlov the guy who had a dog named Ruby Begonia?" and even the prof wouldn't have known what the fuck I was talking about.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

the experiments were no fun for the dogs I would really expect most experiments to be no fun for animals that are experimented on

FWIW I used to hang out with behavioral psychology grad students, who were in the Skinnerian tradition of operant conditioning research. They mostly worked with pigeons, and to transport the birds they used juice pitchers with a few air holes cut into the bottom. I asked them once how they got the birds into the pitchers and they laughed and showed me: they would just open the bird's cage and hold the pitcher up and the birds would dive head-first into the pitcher, sometimes knocking themselves out in the process.

As part of the research protocol, the birds were kept on a diet that included about 80% of their normal caloric intake; the rest of their food was provided by the reinforcements of the experiments themselves (this was done to maximize the reinforcement effect of the rewards). So those birds were way the fuck into those experiments. To add to that, these students were all behavioral pharmacologists, so in addition to getting food reinforcement the birds were also getting drugs like cocaine and heroin.

BTW a lot of people confuse the operant conditioning research with the people who put animals into cages and shock them. This is definitely not what BF Skinner was all about. In fact he wrote books on the subject of how punishment is a bad thing for all animals (including humans and pigeons).

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jol discuss.tchncs.de jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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#48 · Quote Reply

Yeah, but that’s not what this was. Interviewer asked about thing then does not get joke about most basic property of thing. Either the interviewer is incredibly incompetent or incapable of getting a joke. It’s a weird situation even for a job interview. (& I’ve been on job interviews that can only be described as tribunals with 8 judges grilling you simultaneously.)

Humour is not universal, and cracking jokes in an interview is high risk no reward. I've rejected candidates that made inappropriate jokes before. Intentions don't really matter, there's 10 more candidates.

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jol discuss.tchncs.de jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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#49 · Quote Reply

Hey man, it's not my fault other people are stupid.

What was that Marge meme? It's true, but he shouldn't say it :P

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hancock retrolemmy.com hancock@retrolemmy.com
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#50 · Quote Reply

I would have said "wasn't Pavlov the guy who had a dog named Ruby Begonia?" and even the prof wouldn't have known what the fuck I was talking about.

Context on Ruby?
Im lost.

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Chakravanti monero.town Chakravanti@monero.town
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#51 · Quote Reply

Context on Ruby? Im lost.

Ask David Tenet.

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