Oh no Jimmy, now everyone in the bus started masturbating. Please stop saying these naughty words

Probably to drive engagement from people like you asking why bathroom is censored

Hey watch your language!

Because op is a slave to the algorithm.

WC

i thought they were usually bolted to the ground because of the piping

I would bet my r*ght nut that this is the real reason

Why would you censor “raght” it’s not even a word?

She wants to be able to smell if they've washed their hands. Or she a freak and wants a good post-potty whiff.

Or if your Violet8 you want to smell those sweet pits.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.

can anyone translate the bottom part for me? i dont understand

oh i just had to read it like 5 times. i guess she pulled the seat closer to her seat as they were walking to the restroom? thats cute

plenty of people are into that apparently

Research suggests we are subconsciously drawn to the body odours of people who have different Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) genes than our own—a biological trick to ensure healthy, genetically diverse offspring. -- google et al

In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.

Ohhh, subtle dig. Masterful.

naturally yeah. what i was trying to say is that people that are super into it, like on a conscious level, arent uncommon.

No! Arrrrroooooooommmmm!

"Bathroom" is a political thing in the US.

Extra points if you catch her sniffing it.

Boy and girl are on a date.
Boy has to go to the bathroom.
While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl.
He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.

I don't think it's a theory, I'm pretty sure that YouTube and Instagram would demonitize or shadow ban you if you use some of these words.

Probably to drive engagement from people like you

These should be standard in honeymoon suites. So romantic.

I can't believe you just typed it out like that

Like wtf that is our word

WHOA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT SAY BATHR**M

Can I say bathr**m if its the lyrics in a song I like?

Meanwhile she's muttering "this idiot's sitting in the aisle..."

You're under arrest.

Bro you can't just type problematic shit like that. You'll get banned from the Internet. Spell it like this bathr00m to get around filters.

Fickity-fuck Fickity-fuck

So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.

Insanity is the only acceptable answer.

I love bathr😁😁ms. I love the concept of a bathr😁😁m. I love to take that concept and reduce it to an object.

Gotta censor anything that could possibly offend anyone for any reason no matter how dumb.

Also engagement bait never hurts.

Depends on what accent you're reading with. That boy ain't raght I tell ya hwat.

That would only work for your sister

Edit: trust me, it works, bro

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat

69 assholes tied in a knot

Hooray

Lizard shit

Fuck!

What about the World Cup?

Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck.
Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!

Mods arrest this one

Is that one dill or bread and butter pickled I want to know what I'm betting on

This is true. I am a little crippled butt. I tried to say bathr**M and they chopped off all my arms and legs and heads and torsos.

My loam is burning what are we talking about?

To snakes and fish, yeah. I used to use old spice and bees would try to drink my eye juices, no joke. I also wore Hawaiian shirts. Coincidence? I think maybe.