Logistically questionable, but if true than who gives a shit?

Does that disqualify someone? No.

Would I be interested? Also no.

i'm more concerned about how many guys were lining up

Maybe after the first 10 it should direct the queue into a room with a therapist to work out whatever problems they've got

According to Wikipedia it's true, and as a world record attempt a notary must have been present to count the men. There's another job I don't envy.

It's still hard to gauge the stereotypical Lemmy user yet

you're an incentive if you care about bodycount

Maybe, but I do care about orders of magnitude in bodycount. Being in the low single digits myself I definitely prefer partners that do not have a bodycount three orders of magnitude higher.

lmao

Did they count each guy's pumps? How many are required for it to count as intercourse

Neurodivergent middle-aged Linux using anti-AI nostalgiagoggle-wearing very online privacy enthusiast with some degree of fixation on tech, be that privately (their hobby) or professionally (their job).

The idea that vaginas stretch out is kinda debunked.

Now assholes on the other hand...

Don't forget leftist but somehow not communist

I don't think people caring about body count has anything to do with physical things other than drastically increased odds of STIs and certain cancers.

I think mature adults realize that sex is never just sex, it forms attachments whether you want it or not. Screwing around forming and cutting off attachments constantly kind of fucks with your capacity to emotionally invest in an actual relationship.

3/8 phew

Neurodivergent, anti-AI, and, given the number of times I’ve inadvertently referenced internet culture and had to explain it to people, probably very online.

When does middle age start again?

I’m not disagreeing with the point of your statement, but I do want to clarify that vaginas absolutely stretch, just not permanently. You’ll have a very different experience if you work up to fisting over a couple of hours vs. launching right into it, because vaginas loosen with arousal.

Why am I in this post?

How is it disrespectful to women who have experienced "similar" sexual assault (bearing in mind, this wasn't sexual assault, she literally asked for it and planned it all out)? By that logic, it would be disrespectful to women who have experienced sexual assault for women to have sex at all.

Gen X American server admin

I don't get the point of notaries. Anyone could be a notary – you just have to pinky promise that you saw something happen under oath

The important thing is that they are elastic - they don't stay stretched. They're not like sweaters that stay stretched out forever after someone large wears them, more like rubber bands that stretch temporarily before returning to their typical size. I think that's why OP used the term "stretch out," as too many people seem to think once a vagina stretches, it's a permanent change. It's such a weird misconception.

Giving birth stretches a vagina more than any penis (or fist) ever could. Though birth can make some changes that last, it's more like "Now I need a larger size menstrual cup" than "Now penises just slide back out," as the popular belief would have people believe.

"Hey buddy, we'll pay you $100 if you take an STD test and then raw dog this pornstar for eight seconds. You in?"

For me it sure does. Fuck ass people insisting that it's not okay to disqualify people from your dating pool is stupid

gross

Everybody's always saying you can deny a relationship with anyone for any reason until it's a reason they personally don't agree with.

If they don't stretch out, then why do some doctors offer complimentary tightening surgery on postpartum mothers?

It's the record attempt that's a red flag for me. Why would anyone do that to themselves?

The same reason they try to keep women from getting tubal ligation or having the uterus removed: sexism.

1000 in a single day? That's going to be difficult to...

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... top.

Not everyone does form those attatchemnts. There are plenty of poeole out there who can just have sex and have a good time and move on.

Yeah, 1000 dudes.

You think that someone would break the sacred oath they took to become a notary? What is this world coming to...

Naw im down with that. It would have to be actively harmful to others for me to not respect an attempt for the world's somethingest something.

Probably wouldn't want to date her, but I respect the effort.

You may not realise this, but a historical problematic influencer called Adolf Hitler was actually an oxygen addict, and so by referencing a breathable atmosphere youre being incredibly antisemitic.

Hope this helps!

litigation

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What's sexist about perpetuating the idea that vaginas do or don't stretch out? Or what's sexist about doctors offering to tighten up stretched vaginas? Please explain.

They don't stretch out from having a dick put in them. But giving birth is literally a physically traumatic event. Ligiments get slack so bones can shift around, and it is not uncommon for the flesh around the vagina to experience significant tearing. The whole thing is quite horrifying. Post pregnancy medical procedures may be necessary not just to have a tight pussy, but to be able to not constantly be peeing yourself.

Excuse me, but I am not neurodivergent! At least not to my knowledge.....

That's not the important part, the important part is you now must figure out which Linux distro you'll be installing. I recommend Mint or FedoraKDE.

Yeah I mean you pay money and take a little course to become a notary and you have to reup every year (or three years? I can't remember). The point is you take on legal liability. A notary cannot claim, "i didn't realize, I didn't know, I didn't double check." Most of the money you pay is in liability insurance in case you screw up. Because if a notary stamps their name to something false, they bear the legal liability which is enough for a notary to not take the risk of flippantly stamping things that are untrue.

You can also legally marry people.

There are also legal limits to how much you can charge (like 10 bucks and document or something. It's not much). Since each stamp doesn't earn much, but the liability could cost you a lot, it keeps notaries pretty honest. It's a decent system.

Mostly only nerds are notaries anyway, so the promising and putting your name to something does some of the heavy lifting by itself

Why would I care about someone else not dating someone. That's insane behaviour

Depends on the instance:

• LW/FHF users: Basically Redditors but mildly more elitist and significantly more male dominated
• Feddit.de users: Like the previous one except german
• DB0/FAF users: Nerdy, queer, and very leftist, also somewhat generally pro-ai (I may be biased here)
• Blahaj users: Very lesbian, very trans, many catgirls, lots of Linux users :3
• ML/Hex/etc users: Very leftist, very aggressive when approached with nonsense, gets into arguments with people whos minds will never be changed

People just love to be offended by something a random stranger did 10'000 km away.

Interesting. Yes I was thinking that it sounds like the perfect job for control freaks

It's called "the husband stitch" becase because it was done for the husbands pleasure, not for the wife's medical needs, often without the wife's consent. It also might cause sex to be more painful for the woman, even as it was more pleasurable for the man; which is too bad for the woman, because her husband had a legal right to rape her in the United States until the 1970s.

Good point, it also helps filter out people who are innately mental.

I don't know, but I read that vinegar not only clears any bad smells but also tightens it up.