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StopTech lemmy.today StopTech@lemmy.today
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cosmictrickster lemmy.world cosmictrickster@lemmy.world
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Another map without New Zealand!

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StopTech lemmy.today StopTech@lemmy.today
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Another map without New Zealand!

But does it have Old Zealand?

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cosmictrickster lemmy.world cosmictrickster@lemmy.world
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But does it have Old Zealand?

Technically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.

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YaDownWitCPP lemmy.world YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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Technically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.

Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.

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cosmictrickster lemmy.world cosmictrickster@lemmy.world
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Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.

Not according to some mapmakers apparently. 😢

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StopTech lemmy.today StopTech@lemmy.today
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Technically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.

TIL

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Wildmimic anarchist.nexus Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
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Tbh, as a central european i am very much concerned about the amount of americans putting iran in central europe lol

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protist mander.xyz protist@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Looks like they got Iraan, TX correct

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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That one person who has it in for Arizona.

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Hawk lemmy.dbzer0.com Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-18
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I wonder if this is because they often use an America centered map

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Kairos lemmy.today LodeMike@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-12-26
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I wonder if this is because they often use an America centered map

Or because people don't take it seriously, such as the ones who selected the ocean.

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Hawk lemmy.dbzer0.com Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-18
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Or because people don't take it seriously, such as the ones who selected the ocean.

Nah, they just thought the white was the landmass

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Hapankaali lemmy.world Hapankaali@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-17
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Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.

New Zealand certainly has the nicer mountains.

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Deestan lemmy.world Deestan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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No, Jeremy. This is the chart that Ann sneezed on with a mouthful of cheerios.

The actual distribution plot is still in the printer. Go get it.

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NeilNuggetstrong lemmy.world NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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Thought process:

"Iran? Like a marathon? That could be anywhere"

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ZoteTheMighty lemmy.zip ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-27
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That one person who has it in for Arizona.

Honestly, Iran sounds more pleasant.

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bleistift2 sopuli.xyz bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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Looks like they got Iraan, TX correct

Now that‘s an explanation! They never heard of Iran as a country and thought it was a random-ass city. And since they didn’t know where it was, they guessed the center of the US!

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WesternInfidels feddit.online WesternInfidels@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-01-29
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Another map without New Zealand!

Isn't this one just cropped?

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blockheadjt sh.itjust.works blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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Are these schoolchildren? Adults? People in retirement homes? All ages?

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WesternInfidels feddit.online WesternInfidels@feddit.online
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#21 · (edited) Quote Reply

Thought process: "Iran? Like a marathon? That could be anywhere"

🎵 And Iran, Iran so far away-ay-ay 🎵

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protist mander.xyz protist@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Now that‘s an explanation! They never heard of Iran as a country and thought it was a random-ass city. And since they didn’t know where it was, they guessed the center of the US!

Iraan, TX is a real place, though it's pronounced "Ira-Ann."

Iraan is the second largest town in the second largest county in the second largest state in the United States, which is the second largest country in North America.

"We're Number 2!"

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VonReposti feddit.dk VonReposti@feddit.dk
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Tbh, as a central european i am very much concerned about the amount of americans putting iran in central europe lol

As a Scandinavian: Phew.

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CannonFodder lemmy.world CannonFodder@lemmy.world
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Quite a few up in Greenland. Maybe this explains Trump's confusion about that.

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Evil Kitty europe.pub Una@europe.pub
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I think Iran is its own planet somewhere in andromeda galaxy.

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Frozengyro lemmy.world Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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Tbh, as a central european i am very much concerned about the amount of americans putting iran in central europe lol

Better invade all these places to be safe

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Spice Hoarder lemmy.zip spicehoarder@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-29
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Tbh, as a central european i am very much concerned about the amount of americans putting iran in central europe lol

Guess where we dropping booyyyss 🤠

Yeeeehhhaaawww!

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captainlezbian lemmy.world captainlezbian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
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Surety these are trolls, especially the ones putting it in the ocean…

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Ilovethebomb sh.itjust.works Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-08
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Most of them were fairly close.

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rants_unnecessarily piefed.social rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
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Isn't this one just cropped?

They often are

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Formfiller lemmy.world Formfiller@lemmy.world
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porous_grey_matter lemmy.ml porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml
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#32 · (edited) Quote Reply

Most of them were fairly close.

Many of them were fairly close, but with 23% in the borders I wouldn't judge that most were, if I look where I think half the dots are it's starting to get quite far into Europe, Africa, India or China. Which imo should all be fairly easy to rule out, but shrug

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SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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As a Scandinavian: Phew.

All of those dots on Greenland explains what 's going on right now

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stupidcasey lemmy.world stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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How many data points you think that is something like 5,177? HAY chatGPT HOW MANY NUKES DOSE AMERICA HAVE?

...

What a wonderful coincidence.

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BetaBlake lemmy.world BetaBlake@lemmy.world
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I need to know the source of this because this has to be fake or trolls because all of those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly and can't be for real

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I need to know the source of this because this has to be fake or trolls because all of those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly and can't be for real

those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly

Correct

and can't be for real

Likely incorrect. You'd be shocked at how profoundly stupid and/or misinformed some people are in a country that routinely robs its public education system to pay churches and private corporations..

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SaharaMaleikuhm feddit.org SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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Americans are extremely dumb so this does not surprise me at all.

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Possibly linux lemmy.zip possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-26
#38 · Quote Reply

In fairless they may of just answered wrong

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Grandwolf319 sh.itjust.works Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-24
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This has to be a joke right? Some dots are in the ocean

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AxExRx lemmy.world axexrx@lemmy.world
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This has to be a joke right? Some dots are in the ocean

Buster: ovbiously, the blue part here is land.

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FlashMobOfOne lemmy.world FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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This has to be a joke right? Some dots are in the ocean

I'd love to think that, but this is America, where basic geography might as well be Egyptian hieroglyphics to most people.

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copd lemmy.world copd@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-13
#42 · (edited) Quote Reply

those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly Correct and can't be for real Likely incorrect. You'd be shocked at how profoundly stupid and/or misinformed some people are in a country that routinely robs its public education system to pay churches and private corporations..

Do you honestly think those data points in the Atlantic are genuine and not trolling?

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly Correct and can't be for real Likely incorrect. You'd be shocked at how profoundly stupid and/or misinformed some people are in a country that routinely robs its public education system to pay churches and private corporations..

if it was a fox news poll i'd pick 1600 pennsylvania avenue in DC specifically.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#44 · (edited) Quote Reply

I'd love to think that, but this is America, where basic geography might as well be Egyptian hieroglyphics to most people.

10th grade history we didn't do history, we did maps and had to memorize all the countries. if we sang the song (without mumbling) we got bonus points.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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Thought process: "Iran? Like a marathon? That could be anywhere"

marathon is in greece. i'm pretty sweaty. shower's over there. must be in america

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#46 · (edited) Quote Reply

Technically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.

wait hold up i now have to have a head to head competition of who has the better cheese

nothing is more important

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

Iraan, TX is a real place, though it's pronounced "Ira-Ann." Iraan is the second largest town in the second largest county in the second largest state in the United States, which is the second largest country in North America. "We're Number 2!"

every place is known for something. what does ira-ann make? like, big ball of twine? bacon factory? help me out. wastewater treatment? they are number two.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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Americans are extremely dumb so this does not surprise me at all.

hey! we may be americans, and we may be extreme, but, uh, what was the third thing you said?

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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Honestly, Iran sounds more pleasant.

hey, i know a couple really nice greek restaurants (and by extension, families) in phoenix. they just made some really big mistakes by moving to phoenix.

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M0oP0o mander.xyz M0oP0o@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-13
#50 · Quote Reply

Do you honestly think those data points in the Atlantic are genuine and not trolling?

Yes

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Loreshield lemmy.world Loreshield@lemmy.world
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#51 · Quote Reply

This has to be a joke right? Some dots are in the ocean

Maybe they're thinking the current Iranian state succeeded Atlantis and they're placing the latter in the Atlantic instead of the Mediterranean, as Dr. Jones correctly did after reading the Hermocrates? ¯\(°_o)/¯

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