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Wren lemmy.today Wren@lemmy.today
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Tumbler user iris writes: "My 17 year old brother's school did a mock election and one of the kids ran as the communist party as a joke and the school made them stop because they were winning." To which user amateur-climber-pro-shitposter responds: "Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA."
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Bluescluestoothpaste sh.itjust.works Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works
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It's actually scary how people will never say it but understand perfectly that communism would lead to poor people doing better and that they will absolutely never allow that to happen.

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
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It's actually scary how people will never say it but understand perfectly that communism would lead to poor people doing better and that they will absolutely never allow that to happen.

communism would lead to poor people doing better

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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rockerface🇺🇦 lemmy.cafe rockerface@lemmy.cafe
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#4 · Quote Reply

They shouldn't have bothered. Right after the election is over the communist party would transform into a capitalist dictatorship as its members become increasingly reluctant to actually give any power to the working class.

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Ziglin (it/they) lemmy.world Ziglin@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-13
#5 · Quote Reply

communism would lead to poor people doing better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If successful all but the wealthiest would be better off, would they not? Are you thinking of the "communism" that happened in the Soviet Union.like?

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#6 · Quote Reply

If successful all but the wealthiest would be better off, would they not? Are you thinking of the "communism" that happened in the Soviet Union.like?

im not discussing economics in this place anymore, it’s pretty clear you guys are always talking about capitalism as a way to say America, and communism to mean whatever random notion of socialism you dream up that definitely hasn’t been tried before

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Pronell lemmy.world Pronell@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#7 · Quote Reply

im not discussing economics in this place anymore, it’s pretty clear you guys are always talking about capitalism as a way to say America, and communism to mean whatever random notion of socialism you dream up that definitely hasn’t been tried before

Well you are in the clear as this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

doesn't count as fucking discussion anyway.

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Skipcast lemmy.world Skipcast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
#8 · Quote Reply

im not discussing economics in this place anymore, it’s pretty clear you guys are always talking about capitalism as a way to say America, and communism to mean whatever random notion of socialism you dream up that definitely hasn’t been tried before

Then why bother commenting at all?

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CIA_chatbot lemmy.world CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#9 · Quote Reply

It makes me so proud of that school.

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kurwa lemmy.world kurwa@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#10 · Quote Reply

Then why bother commenting at all?

Because they like the smell of their own shit I bet

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RamenJunkie midwest.social RamenJunkie@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-01-24
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communism would lead to poor people doing better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't worry Komrade, we mean real Communism not corrupt Oligarchy Russia.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.uk yakko@feddit.uk
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#12 · Quote Reply

Because they like the smell of their own shit I bet

I get the bitterness, communism has struggled. But it's not the only "not capitalism" option either, a lot of people here are straight up anarchists. And that definitely hasn't been given a fair chance, no nation can tolerate it!

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rockerface🇺🇦 lemmy.cafe rockerface@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2025-06-29
#13 · Quote Reply

I get the bitterness, communism has struggled. But it's not the only "not capitalism" option either, a lot of people here are straight up anarchists. And that definitely hasn't been given a fair chance, no nation can tolerate it!

If both MLs and capitalists hate anarchists, they must be up to something good

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0ndead infosec.pub 0ndead@infosec.pub
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#14 · Quote Reply

I see .ml is leaking

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Matty Roses lemmy.today mattyroses@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-01-29
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communism would lead to poor people doing better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Matty Roses lemmy.today mattyroses@lemmy.today
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furry toaster lemmy.blahaj.zone protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#17 · Quote Reply

I see .ml is leaking

stirring the pot

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jdr lemmy.ml jdr@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-07-28
#18 · Quote Reply

I see .ml is leaking

Sorry, it's congenital

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Donkter lemmy.world Donkter@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#19 · Quote Reply

communism would lead to poor people doing better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah have you seen how much the state sponsored agriculture, scientific research and medical research has helped poor people in the US? Not to mention the government food and shelter provided by the military. Imagine if it could be extended to everything!

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square lemmy.zip square@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-04-21
#20 · Quote Reply

They shouldn't have bothered. Right after the election is over the communist party would transform into a capitalist dictatorship as its members become increasingly reluctant to actually give any power to the working class.

No, no, not a capitalist dictatorship, socialism with [insert name of high school] characteristics.

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Alpha71 lemmy.world Alpha71@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#21 · Quote Reply

"The problem with communists is, they all expect to be the overseer, and not the poor guy working in the field"

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pewgar_seemsimandroid lemmy.blahaj.zone pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#22 · Quote Reply

the memes made on kirk made it impossible for me to take them seriously.

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iocase lemmy.zip iocase@lemmy.zip
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iocase lemmy.zip iocase@lemmy.zip
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#24 · Quote Reply

Two of my favorite Erika Kirk memes. Hopefully it brightens someone else's day like it did my own.

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AzuranAurora piefed.ca AzuranAurora@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-12-24
#25 · Quote Reply

Well you are in the clear as this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 doesn't count as fucking discussion anyway.

I always wonder why one emoji isn't enough. It's always spammed in multiples of 3 or 5, as if they're cloning themselves. One gets the point across just fine.

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incompetent programming.dev incompetent@programming.dev
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#26 · Quote Reply

the memes made on kirk made it impossible for me to take them seriously.

His actual dialog made it impossible for me to take him seriously.

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#27 · Quote Reply

Don't worry Komrade, we mean real Communism not corrupt Oligarchy Russia.

Did you mean to reply to the guy above me?

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#28 · Quote Reply

Then why bother commenting at all?
  1. you guys are easy to trigger

  2. I live in Australia, I'm one of the wealthiest people in the world just by owning a house

  3. My life is amazing

  4. Communism sucks

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#29 · (edited) Quote Reply

Well you are in the clear as this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 doesn't count as fucking discussion anyway.

🤣 there are plenty of other communism is great circle jerks around here, I'm sure you'll find one where everyone agrees with you shortly

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Pronell lemmy.world Pronell@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#30 · Quote Reply

🤣 there are plenty of other communism is great circle jerks around here, I'm sure you'll find one where everyone agrees with you shortly

I'm not even a communist. I just try not to dismiss people with an attitude like that.

As you said, sometimes it's not worth engaging, but... you did, and were a jerk about it.

If you can't acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, the poor and downtrodden banding together to advance their own interests might improve their lives, I dunno what to say. That it might not? That they'd just be stopped? That human nature will prevail and tear it all down?

Maybe. Might be worth trying. I know that's a pipe dream, and so do you, but let people have their goddamned dreams. Maybe someday they'll turn into something more.

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#31 · Quote Reply

Don't worry Komrade, we mean real Communism not corrupt Oligarchy Russia.

https://politics.stackexchange.com/questions/79130/communism-in-the-soviet-union-china-etc-wasnt-real-communism-is-that-tr

Yep real communism hasn't been tried so your ideas are technically all hopes and dreams

And then people wonder why actual economists think communists are a joke

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-17
#32 · Quote Reply

I'm not even a communist. I just try not to dismiss people with an attitude like that. As you said, sometimes it's not worth engaging, but... you did, and were a jerk about it. If you can't acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, the poor and downtrodden banding together to advance their own interests might improve their lives, I dunno what to say. That it might not? That they'd just be stopped? Th...

👍

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little_tuptup sh.itjust.works little_tuptup@sh.itjust.works
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#33 · Quote Reply

It's actually scary how people will never say it but understand perfectly that communism would lead to poor people doing better and that they will absolutely never allow that to happen.

communism is nice on paper, not in real life, because people suck. China is not truly communist.

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wolframhydroxide sh.itjust.works wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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#34 · (edited) Quote Reply

What the fuck kind of data contains a GDP for the USSR in 2010?

E: Wait it's you! Thank you again for your insights. I still need to consider the deflationary effects. But also, what the fuck is this data doing after the 90's?

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ikt aussie.zone Eyekaytee@aussie.zone
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#35 · Quote Reply

I see .ml is leaking

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OBJECTION! lemmy.ml Objection@lemmy.ml
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#36 · Quote Reply

"The problem with communists is, they all expect to be the overseer, and not the poor guy working in the field"

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Wataba sh.itjust.works Wataba@sh.itjust.works
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#37 · Quote Reply

His actual dialog made it impossible for me to take him seriously.

His actual dialogue made me take him seriously as a threat to civil rights.

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incompetent programming.dev incompetent@programming.dev
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#38 · Quote Reply

His actual dialogue made me take him seriously as a threat to civil rights.

Good point. He did have a big fan base that ate the shit he was spewing.

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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#39 · Quote Reply

communism is nice on paper, not in real life, because people suck. China is not truly communist.

Well, we don't live in the magical realm of wonderful smelling farts and platonic forms. There's no true capitalist countries and no true communist countries. Reasonable people know how to read from context. When we talk about communist and capitalist countries, you know damn well what we're talking about.

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

What the fuck kind of data contains a GDP for the USSR in 2010? E: Wait it's you! Thank you again for your insights. I still need to consider the deflationary effects. But also, what the fuck is this data doing after the 90's?

Soviet block and its successor states obviously. Why would you interpret it any differently?

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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#41 · Quote Reply

"The problem with communists is, they all expect to be the overseer, and not the poor guy working in the field"

The problem with capitalism is that everyone expects to be the billionaire, not the poor guy working full time while homeless.

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DeckPacker lemmy.world BennyTheExplorer@lemmy.world
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#42 · Quote Reply

Well, we don't live in the magical realm of wonderful smelling farts and platonic forms. There's no true capitalist countries and no true communist countries. Reasonable people know how to read from context. When we talk about communist and capitalist countries, you know damn well what we're talking about.

There are no communist states anywhere, because Marx defined communism as a classless stateless society.

It would be wrong to pretend that there are currently any large scale "communist" societies in the world, the closest would probably be smaller communities like the Zapatistas or Rojava. Soviet style "communism" has always been a bastardization of all actual communist ideas and pretending, that that is the best version of communism that we could get is utterly delusional.

Because at the end of the day, Soviet Russia just replaced the bugoirsie with party officials and it was just red fascism.

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DeckPacker lemmy.world BennyTheExplorer@lemmy.world
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#43 · Quote Reply

The Soviet Union was not communist, so bad example. I agree with the premise though, I am just saying, that we should be more honest with our arguments.

(If you are wondering what I mean)

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WoodScientist lemmy.world WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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#44 · Quote Reply

There are no communist states anywhere, because Marx defined communism as a classless stateless society. It would be wrong to pretend that there are currently any large scale "communist" societies in the world, the closest would probably be smaller communities like the Zapatistas or Rojava. Soviet style "communism" has always been a bastardization of all actual communist ideas and pretending, t...

There are no true societies.

That doesn't mean descriptions are not useful. There's no such thing as a capitalist society, yet communism's entire foundation is built on critiquing it.

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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#45 · Quote Reply

A post is always great if you put the punchline in the title

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jimmy90 lemmy.world jimmy90@lemmy.world
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#46 · Quote Reply

It's actually scary how people will never say it but understand perfectly that communism would lead to poor people doing better and that they will absolutely never allow that to happen.

lol this was a perfect opportunity for the school to teach about the dangers of populist liars but they bottled it

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Vegafjord - demcon slrpnk.net vegafjord@slrpnk.net
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#47 · Quote Reply

school: Whoa whoa there pal... We love free speech, but not that kind of free speech.

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Ensign_Crab lemmy.world Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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#48 · Quote Reply

Good point. He did have a big fan base that ate the shit he was spewing.

He died as he lived. Spewing.

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Ensign_Crab lemmy.world Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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#49 · Quote Reply

I see .ml is leaking

I see reddit is leaking.

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Bloomcole lemmy.world Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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#50 · Quote Reply

Good point. He did have a big fan base that ate the shit he was spewing.

And that was what got him killed since he turned on the genociders which made them furious.
That fact doesn't get attention.
No, let's focus on the grifter woman.

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Bloomcole lemmy.world Bloomcole@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-17
#51 · Quote Reply

The Soviet Union was not communist, so bad example. I agree with the premise though, I am just saying, that we should be more honest with our arguments. (If you are wondering what I mean)

Yes, some american economist says so guys, checkmate.

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