lol what? I’ve never heard this stereotype.

Unidentified submersible bearing 323, moving at gay walking speed. -Das Boot maybe

Set course bearing 323, full gay ahead!

Move, I’m gay.

Suction on After Trim, gay venting.

TIL I'm gay. Great, now I've got to tell my wife I suppose.

Fast and bi-curious?

Nor have I, but I guess this definitely rules out being gay based on my walking speed lol.

Pythagoras claim that walking in a straight line is the fastest way has been debunked. Walking in a gay line is faster.

The fuck does walking speed have to do with orientation? Do men get less gay as they get older and slow down?

Brisk walking places greater demand on the heart, lungs, and muscles than slower walking.

The article ignores causality to make our walking speed this quirky thing. In reality our heart beats faster because of historical trauma and hypervigilance, which the body automatically converts into increased walking speed. It might be adaptive but it's not fun constantly looking over your shoulder to watch for danger.

Republicans on their way to make gaywalking a crime.

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fellas, is it gay to walk quickly?

I hope not. I usually walk quickly, with purpose. I hate these types that can best be described as "waddling". Just like a sloth cosplaying as a duck. And somehow they manage to just stand in doorways, and block isles. Meanwhile I'm in my head thinking "HEY FUCKFACE!!! MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!"

And then I wonder if I might have anger management issues. Then I realized I haven't punched anyone in a really long time, so that's close enough to managed anger. So that means these wastes of space really are that annoying to walk behind. Shopping doesn't have to take 2 hours. You can be in and out in like 10 minutes. You just gotta know what you're buying, and where it is. But then these types just.....exist.

So I just want everyone to know, that if you could lose a race to a snail, I want you to know that everyone hates you. If you're going to walk this slow, just get a mobility scooter. Maybe you'll be faster on wheels. Which means out of my way faster. And really, that's the ultimate goal here, right? Getting everyone out of my way. I think that's a goal everyone should work towards. That, and finding someone willing to bring me cheese regularly.

I really like cheese.

But also, I'm not gay. I had no idea speed was gay? Then again, I don't notice these things. I'm always the last to know if someone is gay. I didn't realize Richard Simmons was gay until 1995. I got made fun of for not knowing. And that's how I found out.

Walking in a gay conga line reaches warp speed and emits sparkles.

Dunno, but it's a common trope among gay men to walk at light speed. I'm incredibly guilty of this. The "move, bitch, I'm gay" struggle is real.

First you must answer: at what temperature do you drink your coffee?

I have no clue tbh, as long as it's warm.

imho you are describing managed anger, next step is to zen away to anger in the first place - it does sound slightly above average, all caps is just bad news bro.
anyhoo - you can do it!

Aw, see that’s the thing. Gay people drink their coffee iced.

Nice to meet you gay, I'm moved

I never heard of this as "gay." Though my girlfriend and I (female) both walk pretty damn fast, so maybe there's something to it.

More like Dis Booty lmao

Apparently I'm fascistly gay.

ALAAAAAAAAAAAARMMMMMM!!!

I'm getting there at the speed of gay!

I hope not.

Bad take.

I am intermittently gay.

I bet this has more to do with more gay and trans people more often being neurodivergent than anything else.

It's gay to walk quickly. It's gay to take your own bags to the shops. It's gay to have empathy.

Holy shit there are a lot of people out there who are very insecure with themselves.

Is it gay to have long legs?

I guess “city walking” makes me gay? Is this what they mean by “metrosexual”? Idfk anymore lol

If we're going by stereotypes, the straights should be striding purposefully, laser focused on getting to the building site or gun range.

The gays should be sauntering slowly in painfully tight Italian loafers.

Everyone's gay this month. It's okay.

However, if you are in a committed relationship right now, that takes precedence over your gayness and theirs too

The first step is to want to get rid of the anger though, right? How does one in this state move past the idea that they are right, and therefore it's right to be angry?

Amen to that. My wife and I are both mostly gay, but we're straight for each other.

You can be right and not angry.

You got a source on that by chance? I'm just going by my own anecdotal stuff but I feel like neurodivergence is pretty rampant in straight people too. I guess queers do seem more open to acknowledging neurodivergence and a lot of straights/cissies strive for "normality" or at least the appearance of it.

I don’t know if gay guys walk faster but i have noticed when me and my friends walk together we walk way faster than when i’m alone. Does that mean we’re all gay?/s

Not everyone walking fast is experiencing trauma flashbacks. Sometimes I'm just impatient and want to get where I'm going.

I can see how right-wing idiots might call empathy gay, but bags or walking quickly? I really don't get that.

Underlying homoerotic tension

I must be the gayest mf alive, TIL

“Underlying”

Overt homoerotic tension is reserved for world-class sprinters I believe

Legend has it, that if you exceed Warp Factor Lilac, you'll circle back to walking at Gay Speed. It's somewhere after the Lizard Stage and before Spaghettification.

Unexpected?

I appreciate all the funny comments about the gay tie-in, but the "unexpected health benefits" of WALKING is the dumbest attempt at clickbaitizing a headline that I've seen in a while.

If there are correlations between queerness and neurodivergence, walking faster could be explained by ADHD

Bike-curious?