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Mamdani

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Platner

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Vote "Someone turns off the simulation" 2028

Yeah I think the format is wrong too though. Like, its just too much for a copy pasta. I think a gif would be better, they go to click the TOS and the text just starts scrolling past like movie credits.

Maybe with some version of this wojack towards the end reacting to Chuck Schumer chanting "We will win" as the liberals cuckold themselves to fascists.

Make sure to add a leftist standing around uselessly as the world descends into fascism.

Maybe they can say something about Bernie.

Make sure to add a leftist standing around uselessly as the world descends into fascism.

Maybe they can say something about Bernie.

Oh that could be good. Maybe a version like this for the Democrat?

But maybe one with more of an "Abundist"/3rd way look, maybe a try and get one a little closer to Ezra Klein. Like, they've gotta really give off that Pete Buttegieg/ smoothgroined consultant vibe

Ugh

Believing in politicians is a fool’s errand.

Elect people who are scared of you.

I’m like four beers deep and only understood half of what you said there.

As opposed to another Cruz, Graham, or McConnell? Yeah Ill even put up with Fetterman.

Purity testing is a good thing, it keeps shit out of our milk and corrupt assholes out of our elected offices

Downvoted for being right

I’m like four beers deep and only understood half of what you said there.

Well have another beer because since I'm gonna cut out of work a half hour early and hit the gym.

Maybe think about how we might be able to fit this one (or a version of it, probably replace them with socialist versus liberal, but keep the concept)

Or this one..

And of course, you know, obviously the liberal will need to be the soyjack.

Overall presentation I was thinking something like this, but with the TOS scrolling past instead of dollars flying

THe fediverse need more OC and if we can hit the right beats I think we've got the core of something here.

Lol good luck with that

With my job I’ve never felt the need to go to the gym.

misinformation: jill stein was investigated by the senate and no ties to russian money were found.

she doesn't steal votes, she earns them.

Yup, drag the fuckin party left.

Thats a lot of words. Too bad i'm not readin 'em.

She's a ducking Russian troll, dude.russia pays her.

i've never been able to find any evidence for such a claim.

Working up a gif version

It benefits the security state for a Dem to take the helm and lull the masses back to sleep with sweet words while continuing 99% of Trump's policies

This is a hilarious bit if you actually read contracts

Its like clockwork

https://www.newsweek.com/jill-stein-ties-vladimir-putin-explained-1842620

this doesn't show she's ever taken any money from russia.

It shows that she's aligned with them.

Nah I'm sticking third party. Not like the Dems care about my state anyway or that anyone worth a damn would run in the primaries here.

no, it is just a lot of innuendo and insinuation.

Yeah in my youth that was the case, but with great responsibility comes high anxiety and many zoom calls.

I usually can get away with just yardwork surfing, biking and hiking, but its just more time effecient to go to the gym and knock it out.

I hate this so much

I’m far past my youth but life in Alaska is heavy.

Splitting wood is basically the easiest thing I do.

Yeah so a lot of Israel politicians and Republicans actually run as blue candidates.

That's lazy thinking.

Does she?

Calling wanting a candidate not to enthusiastically support a genocide a purity test is completely disgusting.

If you keep doing something over and over, for decades, and still everything gets worse, then that something isn't working. Feels like something that doesn't need saying, but apparently it does.

Who's the Artist?

What's the difference?

It's so obvious the person who made this is on the left side of this picture.

Only a lib could give the girl on the right both an anarchy patch and a bernie 2020 hat.

Democrats are alright. Maybe not the national ones but the ones that help out locally

I care about my constituents, even though they're filthy unhoused vape addicted lazy Bernie bros. Fist bump!

When we can rely on centrists to vote blue even when the primary winner is one of the progressives they hate almost as much as they hate the idea of a living Palestinian, then they can tell us to vote blue no matter who, and not one fucking second before.

We saw the disgusting racist attacks the centrist wing made against Mamdani. Centrists haven't changed one bit since they formed a PAC to get McCain elected because they didn't want a Black man to be their nominee. Centrists are "vote blue no matter who" only until they don't get 100% of everything they want, then they revert back to "party unity my ass" and campaign for shit like Cuomo.

The message here is the same as always from centrists: Shut up and fall in line because we hate you and always will.

"Purity test" means "I have no standards and I demand you abandon yours."

Fascists are not scared of being voted out lmao.

With patience, you when. If your stance is unchanging, and you just chip away, taking every little bit of power as you can, constantly angling for a best strategic position, you will win.

Fascist will always have a chance, they're not scared of being out voted. They're scared of the working class digging their asses out of their heads and realizing what's up.

That being said, absolutely still vote.

vote in the primaries.

When the party runs primaries at all, they interfere with them every chance they get. Saying "jUsT vOtE iN tHe PrImArIeS" without acknowledging this paints the results of the party's corruption as the will of the people.

If voting day was a holiday, only people who get federal holidays off would get the day off. But it would be a great excuse to get rid of early voting.

As though any centrist wouldn't gleefully vote for any of those as long as they were running against someone who wanted to raise the minimum wage.

More dem slop, they still don't understand why they can't win elections. I'd point it out for them, but they'd just scream 'blue no matter who' instead of listening.

Didn’t say it was preferable or even good, but it is the reason the DNC is tepidly allowing outspoken socialists on their ticket when just ten years ago they were collaborating with Trump to take out Sanders.

They're not "allowing" anything. They're still doing everything they can to block progressive candidates. It's just stopped working.

A totally real human™