Link: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/28/north-carolina-micropenis-challenge

North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

How wide is it though

I've seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.

Does anyone enjoy long and thin?

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for him."

Ducks?

Tuna can dimensions.

injection penis

Ducks?

Red Stripe peen

He said he was recently in a satisfying relationship that really only ended because it was long distance. Yet, he confided, it still all “affects me as far as, like, confidence and wanting to approach new people, especially females”.

I don't think your micropenis is entirely to blame here, chief
edit: so are we not concerned by calling women females anymore?

It's a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.

He said he went in the opposite direction in part to speak out against the oft-invoked notion that people who have road rage, park incorrectly or drive “jacked-up trucks” do so because they are overcompensating for having micropenises.

“In reality,” Phillips said, “I believe that has nothing to do with it.”

Bro I know you got a micro-penis but you ain't gotta cock-block our jokes like that

can you cockblock a micro penis? feels like it'd be too small, it'd get around you like the golden snitch. Dude could have penetrative sex with the dimple on a golfball.

ok I'll stop

oh, that's mrbeast

I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.

so, i guess it's nice for insecure people to see stuff like this?

We don't care about the size, now we want to know if he has chosen F350 or Hummer for support.

The hangover 2 when Chow was passed out under a bunch of shit on the floor and the wolf pack is like "What is that? Is it a mushroom?"

Would

In the words of Ron White, "I might not hit bottom, but I'm gonna stretch out the sides".

A smaller penis is actually preferable as it's easier to have your partner deepthroat. Meanwhile I'm over here only getting half stimulated. You know dude has a mean cunnilingus game.

Edit: More men should.

I think this commenter is pointing out Mike's cringey use of "females" and is just imprecise with their communication. Or am I one of their alt accounts defending myself from this ratioing? You be the judge. (I'm not)

If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?

Talk about cocky.

Intraosseous insemination

2 words, cycling shorts.

They leave very little to the imagination...

Damn, that's impressively small. Also bro's got some confidence, respect.

I hope it makes some people feel less insecure.

America. What a land of opposites. The man claiming to have the smallest dick to electing to biggest dick on the planet president.

Hopefully The Donald drops trousers so we can compare and contrast.

I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.

I'm convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you're kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the body types seen in porn.

Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I'd go construction dump-truck size if it didn't risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.

Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don't know how good they have it.

E: doubly so if yours wasn't mutilated at birth

RAM or GMC 3500HD also add virtual inches.

Don't Google "duck penis."

Flood of dick pics incoming. He’s gonna need to build an ark

I like to think of them as little impellers.

Even this topic brings out the political divide.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.

Look, I get the incel version on fEmaLeS isn't liked. But male/female is a perfectly valid way to refer to the 2 sexes. And if you aren't doing some incel putting down women shit in using the word, I think acting like using female is the same as referring to someone as the n word is just stupid. There was nothing in that statement that sounded disrespectful to women.

🍾

Edit: That was supposed to be a corkscrew joke but sparkling wine doesn't need a corkscrew. Oops.

Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.

He literally addresses this at the end of the article.

.38 special baby, I bet that thing is electric

Yeah if he is correct I wouldn't want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I'm sure many men's lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn't everything but that's a bit different category of issue is all.

Is this a subtle way of getting the rest of the epstein files released?

"Chef, where can I find the clitoris?"

"Well, Stanley. In this man's pants is something resembling that"

Yo!

I'm feeling large and in charge right now!

You both misspelled "I have a tiny penis" or "I'm a huge internet troll"

The chode!

Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy

why would he do that. his whole body is one giant penis.

now those hands....those are baby hands. kinda makes sense why he's into little girls if that's what he's been jorkin with all his life.

It objectifies the woman in question, showing that you have no respect to her as a person, and that you just see them as mating material, or a specimen.

Even outside incel context: bad.

Deepthroat? Can you even feel something on...that?