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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/noncredibledefense/p/925493/it-s-so-easy

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sbv sh.itjust.works sbv@sh.itjust.works
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#2 · Quote Reply

so dig

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Boomer Humor Doomergod lemmy.world Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-15
#3 · Quote Reply

so dig

Nuke dig

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istdaslol feddit.org istdaslol@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-24
#4 · Quote Reply

It would be a better solution to build a pipeline moving oil to SA‘s east coast but missing port infrastructure means it would take decades

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TheReturnOfPEB reddthat.com TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
Joined: 2024-05-01
#5 · Quote Reply

This is how shoplifting works in the large.

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timestatic feddit.org timestatic@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-01
#6 · Quote Reply

But image how many jobs this could create!! 🤯

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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#7 · Quote Reply

it’s a boring solution

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Mongostein lemmy.ca Mongostein@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-14
#8 · Quote Reply

it’s a boring solution

Ah! Tunnel under the mountain and send the oil on submarines! Brilliant!

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mercano lemmy.world mercano@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#9 · Quote Reply

That’s a 10 year project if it wasn’t in a war zone.

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PuddleOfKittens sh.itjust.works PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-10-12
#10 · Quote Reply

  1. Takes time, and probably more money than Iran would ask for in tolls.
  2. Still within drone range, so won't necessarily stop Iran
  3. Oil wells are within drone range, so even if shipping is solved Iran could still blow up oil production.
  4. Very expensive, especially if Iran folds in a month.
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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#11 · Quote Reply

Nuke dig

Damn it, I was hoping to comment "INB4 Project Plowshare," but nope!

I should've known better.

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LORDSMEGMA sh.itjust.works LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-13
#12 · Quote Reply

That’s a 10 year project if it wasn’t in a war zone.

Just operation plowshare it in a few months

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Rooster326 programming.dev Rooster326@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-09-25
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

That’s a 10 year project if it wasn’t in a war zone.

What if, What if... and hear me out, we use Nukes to Dig?

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sbv sh.itjust.works sbv@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-11
#14 · Quote Reply

Nuke dig

This gets the NCD seal of approval: 🦭

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anomnom sh.itjust.works anomnom@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-09
#15 · Quote Reply

Just operation plowshare it in a few months

You get irradiated oil and you get irradiated oil and you get cancer

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Danarchy lemmy.nz Danarchy@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2025-12-07
#16 · Quote Reply

That mountain?

Rock and stone

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Rug_Pisser piefed.zip Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-12-04
#17 · Quote Reply

Ah! Tunnel under the mountain and send the oil on submarines! Brilliant!

SubTerras?

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#18 · Quote Reply

It would be a better solution to build a pipeline moving oil to SA‘s east coast but missing port infrastructure means it would take decades

plus a pipeline is easy to sabotage and destroyed with bombs or missiles.

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far_university1990 reddthat.com far_university1990@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-08-15
#19 · Quote Reply

What if, What if... and hear me out, we use Nukes to Dig?

Edward Teller this you?

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JstAnthrUsr feddit.org JstAnthrUsr@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-12-14
#20 · Quote Reply

That mountain? Rock and stone

FOR KARL!

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Korhaka sopuli.xyz Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-01-14
#21 · Quote Reply

You get irradiated oil and you get irradiated oil and you get cancer

The oil won't be irradiated, just the area it has to go through and also the food supply for a few billion people who eat fish from the surrounding area.

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Fisting for Freedom Moderator fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#22 · Quote Reply

The oil won't be irradiated, just the area it has to go through and also the food supply for a few billion people who eat fish from the surrounding area.

.. .but the oil will be ok, right?

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Korhaka sopuli.xyz Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-01-14
#23 · Quote Reply

.. .but the oil will be ok, right?

Oh yeah the oil will be fine so we can push on with the plan.

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MrNesser lemmy.world MrNesser@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#24 · Quote Reply

US wanted to do something similar with nukes in the 60s

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possumparty lemmy.blahaj.zone possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-05
#25 · Quote Reply

US wanted to do something similar with nukes in the 60s

Project Plowshare - the ultimate hammer looking for a nail.

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MrNesser lemmy.world MrNesser@lemmy.world
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#26 · Quote Reply

Project Plowshare - the ultimate hammer looking for a nail.

The Ben Gurion Canal was a plan to bypass the Suez by blasting a canal with nukes, through what is now israel

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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#27 · Quote Reply

I am looking at a map of the world. And that makes me realize... The Earth is FLAT!!!

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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
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#28 · Quote Reply

That’s a 10 year project if it wasn’t in a war zone.

10??? Lol.

No it's not "10".

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MrFlibble4747 sh.itjust.works MrFlibble4747@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-21
#29 · Quote Reply

Why so far back, just dig it near the "nipple" end FFS.

Jeez, what a bunch of maroons!

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sudoMakeUser sh.itjust.works sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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#30 · Quote Reply

Pump the water up over the mountain. Put a turbine at the bottom on the other side. According to the law of conservation of energy, you'll generate the exact amount of power to pump the water up, so it wouldn't even cost anything to run.

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Gazza_of_the_Overflow piefed.social mtpender@piefed.social
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#31 · Quote Reply

FOR KARL!

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?! oT

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Owl mander.xyz BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-09
#32 · Quote Reply

Pump the water up over the mountain. Put a turbine at the bottom on the other side. According to the law of conservation of energy, you'll generate the exact amount of power to pump the water up, so it wouldn't even cost anything to run.

At this point I can’t even tell if you’re serious

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dontbelievethis sh.itjust.works dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-07
#33 · Quote Reply

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scutiger lemmy.world scutiger@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#34 · Quote Reply

Pump the water up over the mountain. Put a turbine at the bottom on the other side. According to the law of conservation of energy, you'll generate the exact amount of power to pump the water up, so it wouldn't even cost anything to run.

Why even pump it? Let it evaporate naturally, and it will eventually just rain down on its own.

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teyrnon sh.itjust.works teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-03-11
#35 · Quote Reply

Pump the water up over the mountain. Put a turbine at the bottom on the other side. According to the law of conservation of energy, you'll generate the exact amount of power to pump the water up, so it wouldn't even cost anything to run.

We are not completely efficient in energy, we lose a lot in the process. You will take more, and how do you not know that already?

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teyrnon sh.itjust.works teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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#36 · Quote Reply

Project Plowshare - the ultimate hammer looking for a nail.

ploughshare

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sudoMakeUser sh.itjust.works sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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#37 · Quote Reply

Why even pump it? Let it evaporate naturally, and it will eventually just rain down on its own.

The boats need the water pumped to ride the current up the mountain.

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scutiger lemmy.world scutiger@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#38 · Quote Reply

The boats need the water pumped to ride the current up the mountain.

You make a compelling argument, sir.

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sudoMakeUser sh.itjust.works sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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#39 · Quote Reply

We are not completely efficient in energy, we lose a lot in the process. You will take more, and how do you not know that already?

I know it's an unstable part of the world but I think if you had a strong enough military presence around the pumping and turbine stations you could reduce the energy losses to a negligible amount.

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teyrnon sh.itjust.works teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

I know it's an unstable part of the world but I think if you had a strong enough military presence around the pumping and turbine stations you could reduce the energy losses to a negligible amount.

Energy losses are due to resistance. Military can't do shit. Have you read anything about electricity? Specific resistance and all. It's basic information, look it up.

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sudoMakeUser sh.itjust.works sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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#41 · Quote Reply

Energy losses are due to resistance. Military can't do shit. Have you read anything about electricity? Specific resistance and all. It's basic information, look it up.

Energy losses are due to resistance

This is exactly why a military presence is needed. If the military can quell the resistance force fighting against the canal/waterway, then the energy losses from sabotage and theft would be minimized. A strong military presense is the only way to deal with this problem.

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Rooster326 programming.dev Rooster326@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-09-25
#42 · Quote Reply

Edward Teller this you?

Who?

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BigDiction lemmy.world BigDiction@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#43 · Quote Reply

Project Plowshare - the ultimate hammer looking for a nail.

Not gonna lie getting a big budget to fuck around with explosives in the desert sounds like a dream job.

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teyrnon sh.itjust.works teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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#44 · Quote Reply

Energy losses are due to resistance This is exactly why a military presence is needed. If the military can quell the resistance force fighting against the canal/waterway, then the energy losses from sabotage and theft would be minimized. A strong military presense is the only way to deal with this problem.

Are you fucking with me? Specific resistance refers to the conductors, copper, aluminum, silver, etc. An amount is lost to to it, and over long distances it adds up.

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sudoMakeUser sh.itjust.works sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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#45 · Quote Reply

Are you fucking with me? Specific resistance refers to the conductors, copper, aluminum, silver, etc. An amount is lost to to it, and over long distances it adds up.

Yes. This is a NCD post about building a 200km canal through mountians. I understand that pumping water through a mountian range will not work to transport tanker ships.

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FundMECFS piefed.zip FundMECFS@piefed.zip
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#46 · Quote Reply

What’s never mentioned in these discussions is the UAE actually built a railway that bypasses the straight of Hormuz.

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far_university1990 reddthat.com far_university1990@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-08-15
#47 · Quote Reply

Who?

Designer of fusion bomb, want to dig huge hole and canal and harbor using his bomb.

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PuddleOfKittens sh.itjust.works PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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#48 · Quote Reply

Energy losses are due to resistance This is exactly why a military presence is needed. If the military can quell the resistance force fighting against the canal/waterway, then the energy losses from sabotage and theft would be minimized. A strong military presense is the only way to deal with this problem.

No military is capable of defeating thermodynamics - resistance has known activity on every region on the planet, and apparently on every body in the galaxy too. Just the cost of sending an occupation force to Jupiter would be ruinous, let alone Afghanistan.

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PuddleOfKittens sh.itjust.works PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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#49 · Quote Reply

Takes time, and probably more money than Iran would ask for in tolls. Still within drone range, so won't necessarily stop Iran Oil wells are within drone range, so even if shipping is solved Iran could still blow up oil production. Very expensive, especially if Iran folds in a month.

To add onto point #4, not a day later and Iran has (maybe) agreed to a deal.

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But_my_mom_says_im_cool lemmy.world But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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#50 · Quote Reply

Laughs at mountain in Roman

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megopie lemmy.blahaj.zone megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#51 · Quote Reply

Energy losses are due to resistance This is exactly why a military presence is needed. If the military can quell the resistance force fighting against the canal/waterway, then the energy losses from sabotage and theft would be minimized. A strong military presense is the only way to deal with this problem.

shooting a taser at a box of resistors STOP RESISTING!

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