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jaschen306
sh.itjust.works
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-09 |
damn, and I thought I was original ... I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string? A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19 |
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Lawnman23
lemmy.world
Lawnman23@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-08 |
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Communist
lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyzJoined: 2024-07-06 |
Bitcoin hits 120k |
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brownsugga
lemmy.world
brownsugga@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-10-20 |
Buy Google Edit- I remember telling my dad this; it occurs to me now he may not have had the liquid funds to invest that I at the time assumed he did |
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ScoffingLizard
lemmy.dbzer0.com
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-05-04 |
I can't figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I'll just say "Programming Language: Haskell".
Why? |
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SpaceCowboy
lemmy.ca
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-17 |
Ken M... fucking legend. |
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redwattlebird
thelemmy.club
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club Joined: 2026-03-01 |
It'll be ok |
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myotheraccount
lemmy.world
myotheraccount@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-27 |
It'll be ok
Are contractions allowed? That opens up possibilities |
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kalpol
lemmy.ca
kalpol@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-06-05 |
Buy Google Edit- I remember telling my dad this; it occurs to me now he may not have had the liquid funds to invest that I at the time assumed he did
Amazon in 2010 was like 75 a share |
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bss03
infosec.pub
bss03@infosec.pubJoined: 2023-10-02 |
Why?
I wish I learned the lessons from that language 12 years earlier than I did. I still prefer to write personal code in that family of languages, and it made me a better coder even in Java, JavaScript, Python, even C. Also, that year is actually the first year it was available and my first year in college; it might have focused me enough to actually go to grad school and start a PL research career. I don't know if that would be better, but it would be different. The people calling out BTC is also a pretty good idea, but I made a little money on BTC, and I'm not sure too much more money would be a positive change in my life. It could be, but I think it might have made me more covetous and more isolated. But, I often choose to program instead of playing video games these days, so it's clearly something I enjoy, even if I don't currently monetize it. Thanks for asking. |
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Masterkraft0r
discuss.tchncs.de
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-13 |
go to therapy |
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uniquethrowagay
feddit.org
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org Joined: 2024-09-23 |
It gets better
Oh boy did it get better! |
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RidderSport
feddit.org
RidderSport@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-24 |
Bitcoin hits 120k
Not worth too much for me. Better is: Rheinmetall hits 1800€ |
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elaine [she/it]
leminal.space
Someplaceunknown@leminal.spaceJoined: 2025-06-05 |
You're a girl |
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Cellari
lemmy.world
Cellari@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-06 |
I'm you...! To my presumption this is 3 words, and the 18 year old me is not going to blindly believe any sudden random 3 words said. |
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azvasKvklenko
sh.itjust.works
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-25 |
Diagnose for ADHD |
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Jankatarch
lemmy.world
Jankatarch@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-12 |
"Don't waste." |
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osanna
lemmy.vg
osanna@lemmy.vg Joined: 2026-02-24 |
Ken M... fucking legend.
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Seth Taylor
lemmy.world
SethTaylor@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-04-06 |
Suck. My. Balls. (He'd think it's fucking hilarious) |
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ElectricVocalist
jlai.lu
Mubelotix@jlai.luJoined: 2023-07-02 |
Bitcoin hits 120k
Bitcoin hits 277k |
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ElectricVocalist
jlai.lu
Mubelotix@jlai.luJoined: 2023-07-02 |
Get to France! Wtf do I like Mike Oldfield in the future
Get on the french lemmy at jlai.lu |
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ikidd
lemmy.world
ikidd@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-23 |
You fucking dumbass. |
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redwattlebird
thelemmy.club
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club Joined: 2026-03-01 |
Are contractions allowed? That opens up possibilities
If not, then... Do not worry |
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melitele
feddit.it
SparrowHawk@feddit.itJoined: 2024-08-14 |
You ADHD transgender |
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exu
feditown.com
exu@feditown.comJoined: 2023-09-29 |
You're a girl
Four words technically |
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idunnololz
lemmy.world
idunnololz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
sell at $100… got it! thanks future me! will do!
honestly that's probably still a 1000x return. |
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lumettaria
sopuli.xyz
lumettaria@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2026-02-10 |
You a lesbian |
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gergo
lemmy.world
gergolippai@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-10-19 |
Buy |
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bampop
lemmy.world
bampop@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-12 |
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string? A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: |
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Pup Biru
aussie.zone
pupbiru@aussie.zoneJoined: 2023-12-29 |
honestly that's probably still a 1000x return.
but it’s not a 1000000x return! |
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LilithElina
literature.cafe
LilithElina@literature.cafe Joined: 2026-03-01 |
Don't have children. |
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PokerChips
programming.dev
PokerChips@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Enjoy the life |
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SCmSTR
lemmy.blahaj.zone
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-24 |
Barium Pupitar Kupfer |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 Banned |
Read the Qur'an. PS: Actually, nah. I wouldn't say anything, I wouldn't want things to change (I did kinda date another Muslim qt before I met my now wife and I didn't agree with the religion conversion cause I was an atheist at the time, plus other details, so things fizzled out), I'm very pleased with my life despite the hardships. |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 Banned |
Don't have children.
Are you a mother? |
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LilithElina
literature.cafe
LilithElina@literature.cafe Joined: 2026-03-01 |
Are you a mother?
Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently. |
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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-26 Banned |
Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.
Don't beat yourself up too much... just keep things in mind to make some small changes when possible. The kids are here already, there's no going back, but you can go forward, despite the hardships, in a way you can be proud of, right? (I know, I know, it's unsolicited advice, but it comes from a good place. ✌️) |
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python
lemmy.world
python@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Give orange me ~give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you~ |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
You ADHD transgender
Maybe "you're" so it doesn't sound like name-calling? |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
"Don't waste."
The unclear advice went horribly wrong.
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Past self: "oh look an old person having a stroke"
"Damn, I must've really gotten into Lost fanfic..." |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Don't preorder Cyberpunk.
"Distrust Peter Molyneux." |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
go to gym
Rude. |
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Gurei
sh.itjust.works
Gurei@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-05 |
Read scholarship terms. (Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.) |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Not fuck crazy!
Not marry crazy! |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
You are bi-polar
"You are bi..." |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Learn women's perspectives
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bampop
lemmy.world
bampop@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-12 |
Hold the door! |
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Almacca
aussie.zone
Almacca@aussie.zoneJoined: 2025-02-06 |
Don't get married. |
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tastetheplague
sh.itjust.works
tastetheplague@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-02-09 |
ur fucked lol |
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