Oh damn. Well... ignore my comment then. 😭

Bob, WeHadAnAwakening You'reAGirl!

i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end

Username lore!!

Better is "Bitcoin sell 100000"

So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.

Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you'll have to break me off a piece.

Put down bottle LOL

We like Ducks.

"You adult defect-"

"Sorry buddy, acronym's count."

Me from future

I get this reference, fellow old person.

Big Chief, No Shit.

but "you're" is two words

It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: "mom's headaches cancer". A few months early wouldn't necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it's after the cancer is caught I'd say "come out soon" and point to myself.

You'll be fine.

Leave home NOW

Math people make me laugh.

100000 is 'one hundred thousand'. Your younger self would hear 'Bitcoin sell one' followed by confusing silence. Same goes for 'Bitcoin sell 2025', twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.

Your sex is not an identity (inherently, at least- people can make it part of their identity).

There's different contexts for the word (chromosomal, phenotypical, etc), but generally speaking the average of all of them is what you are described as in a biological sense, gender aside.

I'm still running into new identities, expressions, and interpretations, but so far everything I'm aware of holds at least that much in common.

Am I missing something? Genuine question.

See a psychiatrist.

It's only because it turns out I really enjoy going to gym and wish I'd learned that earlier

How do you give Lemmy gold?

Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.

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"bitcoin peaks 2025"

"Recent life story?"

Am I the only person on Lemmy who isn't 18 yet

I'm assuming that they are aware that I'm them from another time

then say "Your a girl"

not like they'd notice

Bitcoin exceeds 100000

That's 5 words

I'm kidding, I also wish I'd gotten in better shape much sooner.

Maybe "fuck you imbécile"

Or maybe "don't fail university"

God's not real

Buy Nvidia now

Lol at all these incorrect answers. "Kill 'em all" is the only sensible response.

I was just gonna tell me to kill myself but this one might be better.

10 lbs 7ozs

AuDHD

Gold Dihydrogen dioxide?

Oof. Yeah.

No idea. Don't care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D

"Don't Date Any" personally, girlfriends are expensive and I have put a lot of effort and time in pretty toxic ones that rebounded immediately after to the nearest guy. Obviously wouldnt be single forever but I def should've had higher standards.

Aside from that, prob a way to tell me what to invest in. Maybe to short the market right before covid (2020, Put Stocks),

I don't think I could convey when to sell crypto/bitcoin in just 3 words and it would be a disaster

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

Leave him now.

"Move away!" I only needed two.

If I know it's me, "mine some Bitcoin" if I don't necessarily know it's me? "You transitioned.... Me"

Me at 18 in 1980's: "wtf is a bitcoin?"

Good point.

"Buy Bitcoin, hodl"

fuck social rules

Um, if you know about it beforehand, prep your notes and summarize them into about A4 size and just say "read this note"

"ALIEN INVASION SOON"

I do a little self-trolling :)