My wife uses Debian, but I love her anyway. ❤️

Both. desktop is arch based, server is Debian.

Meeeh, date a guy.

She uses Gentoo.

You slut, you!

She’s clearly a LFS person

Debian for work, arch for home

Are you waiting for an invitation?

Oooh yeah, baby, let's debug the networking stack together!

Debian in the kitchen and Arch in the bedroom

Ubuntu on the desktop and Debian on the server. Just crucify me already

Fedora.

Linus would be out... He uses Fedora

Debian in the streets, arch in the sheets.

She's a Hannah Montana girl.

MacOS of course /s

she grew up with a BeBox

Qubes

por qué no los dos?

Depends on the use case.

I kind of feel like this comic was best with just the first two panels

Do you call her Debbie Anne?

Oh, no, often I agree with this kind of thing but in this case I really think the third panel adds something.

So... Debian then? Hannah Montana Linux has historically been a kubuntu reskin

Debian for stability, arch for the memes, !#++ for the minimalism(still Debian but will make themselves into whatever you want)

Still pass. S&M just isn't my thing.

He's also married.

Don't be silly, chmod o-w your $WILLY!

Or even just the first panel.

“I run DOS”

NixOS or gtfo!

I’m noticing Lemmy is becoming slightly less hateful towards Ubuntu lately.

Fun fact that not a lot of people seem to know: the name is a portmanteau of "Deborah" and "Ian". The names of the Creator and his then wife

There's a Hannah Montana Linux? Wild.

Of course he is. No woman can resist a guy who uses Fedora

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Debian in the kitchen

You only buy pre-made food?
That's where Gentoo belongs, or LFS if you don't like following recipes.

"Arch or Debian"

"Slackware"

"Marry me"

Plus, 6 months before ready to orgasm.

Debian for the stable base flatpak/snap/src for the bleeding edge apps.

😍 Hey baby, wanna go back to your place and show me your blinkenlights?

extra steps

There was a while ago and then it was recently revived

https://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/

https://gitlab.com/DecaCagle/hannahmontanalinux26

Only buy traditional food with a best before date at least 3 years in the future.

In bedroom a new bed every other day with a lot of bed bugs.

The NixOS user in this scenario would be asking who is sponsoring the date.

She went for him in late 1993:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds

Linus Torvalds is married to Tove Torvalds (née Monni), a six-time Finnish national karate champion, whom he met in late 1993. He was running introductory computer laboratory exercises for students and instructed the course attendees to send him an e-mail as a test, to which Tove responded with an e-mail asking for a date.

Fedora won't have been around.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedora_Linux

Fedora Linux[10] is a Linux distribution developed by the Fedora Project. It was originally developed in 2003 as a continuation of the Red Hat Linux project.

It looks like there were Linux distributions at the time, but they were very early:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_distribution

Early distributions included:

• Torvalds' "Boot-Root" images, from v0.95a onwards "Root" was maintained by Jim Winstead Jr., the aforementioned disk image pair with the kernel and the absolute minimal tools to get started (0.10: 4 November 1991)[12][13][14][15]

• MCC Interim Linux (3 March 1992)[16]

• TAMU Linux, based on MCC with simpler installation and X11 (14 July 1992)[17]

• Softlanding Linux System (SLS) which included the X Window System and was the most comprehensive distribution for a short time (15 August 1992)[18]

• H.J. Lu's "bootable rootdisks" (23 September 1992),[19][20] and "Linux Base System" (5 October 1992)[21][22]

• Yggdrasil Linux/GNU/X, a commercial distribution (alpha: 8 December 1992)

• The two oldest, still active distribution projects started in 1993. The SLS distribution was not well maintained, so in July 1993 a new SLS-based distribution, Slackware, was released by Patrick Volkerding.[23] Also dissatisfied with SLS, Ian Murdock set to create a free distribution by founding Debian in August 1993, with first public BETA released in January 1994 and first stable version in June 1996.[24][25]

I think that there are two possible takeaways from this:

• Not clear what distro was used --- if any --- but if it was, it won't have been a presently existing one. It's possible that he was just rolling his own setup, not using a distro at all.

• Linus's date with Tove derived from an email exchange. What ninja chicks look for in a guy is possibly an email client, not a Linux distribution at all. It sounds like Linus was probably using Pine at the time (though someone could go dig up mail headers from old emails to check).

Well, I've learned about a new distro today. Feels worthy of being added to the list of "want to fool around with but will probably never get around to."

Yep. "Depends on the use case" is a solid answer.

Slack was my first nix exposure professionally, talk about the deep end

Luckily the USE flags narrowly define consent.