ok ty mr lollapalooza shill

I can’t wait until they start selling lollapalooza pearls.

Ok as a lesbian I just want to say that this is not a Lollapalooza specific thing, this kind of thing is not uncommon.

I'll be in my bunk.

i know! It's so disrespectful that these places get so much attention, but there are so many! Let's list all the places that gather this outrageous attention!

Well typically it's a performance for other lesbians not straight guys so if you're in the scene you'll find out...

Did you just assume my gender? cause... what gave it away? Was it the blatant disrespect for anything other than my own needs?

Not pearls, a string of amethyst.

And the crowd are going wild!

Gender stereotypes get upvotes when you're punching down.

They look like they're having so much fun!

Renaissance festivals usually have a very lively adults only section in the primitive camping area.

I'm perusing New, but this belongs in the Hot section.

How is this news? Isn’t this a normal, scheduled event at lollapalooza? I haven’t been in a very long time, but… Isn’t this normal?

Iirc, there’s a whole schedule of mud wrestling events

somewhere billie joe instinctively ducked

I was shocked that Lollapalooza is still around

How about fencing?

If the news can run "story about a struggling individual or animal overcoming odds through community support or sheer will, like the sickly squirrel nursed back to health by a man trapped in a collapsed cave."... For the thousandth time...

Let's just say I would rather watch this every year

Yeah, well, I will admit that “lesbians mud wrestling“ is a fucking ton of fun to watch

Lollapalooza or not

Im glad were still doing fun things

How about jousting?

Your renaissance festival has camping? The one in my area is more like a theme park than a LARP.

Is it lesbian mud wrestling or is it sparkling same-sex sexy grappling? Trying to figure out if WWE is gay platform wrestling by the same definitions

I know a lot of gay pro wrestling fans.

In sumo, Ichiyamamoto literally has a life sized poster of Wakatakakage in his bedroom (they're the same age).

This isn't normal?

Are you sure???

It seems like a normal Lollapalooza thing tbh, I had no idea it wasn't!

I live 15 mins from Grant Park. It is still the biggest event in Chicago every summer without fail.

L1: Great taste!

L2: Less filling!

Brawl begins

Mmm, roundworm eggs right in my mouth please!

Stupid people being stupid

If men are mud wrestling, I say "wack his nards"

If women are mud wrestling, I say "take her top off"

NGL. Everyone's going to cheer when they happen

Alternate link that doesn't make me visit insta or tiktok, please?

Is this a singular mosh pit?

Dame here.

Ah yes. Her Excellency, Dame lyrial.

You sound like a lot of fun to be around.

Damn right! And don’t you forget it!

Fine I found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVwE4QT54o

I used to go to one of those. It has a lot going for it in terms of live acts, but basically it's always the same. I stopped once I realized I was paying for the privilege of attending a Medieval Times themed shopping mall.

I'd argue that both go against the spirit of the game.

90% of the peole watching... women.

Scarborough?

Maybe the nut slapping, but taking off top during mud wrestling is a perfectly reasonable way to get advantage for all genders and non binary

When I was young: “These events seem lame.”

Now: “These events are lame and my back hurts.”

Well. They did say lesbian.

Glad to see some of the original lollapalooza spirit still around

the world is healing ❤️

When I was young: “These events seem lame.”

Now: "I should go to Lollapalooza."