Elon Musk.

Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet...

Copilot

“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”

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2 different versions of outlook that don't work for some reason.

Fuck new outlook btw

i like teams. its an easy way for companies to implement remote work.

Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it's the deepest canyon in the solar system.

There's probably nothing scary in there...

Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late

signs written in comic sans

Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don't want him to go to Mars?

I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)

But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.

A portal to hell.
Which just leads back to Earth.

The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation.
But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench

Uh oh, nuance and subtlety detected - in the direction opposing the approved echo chamber opinion (may it live forever, and which definitely has clothes on), Lemmy will now commence the downvote brigade.

Oh shoot I almost forgot to preemptively throw up my own protective defenses - "I do solemly declare that Microsoft is an evil corporation, named after a soft dick, which must be opposed by all means necessary... and henceforth pledge to only use (Arch) Linux forevermore." (Ha! As if we all weren't already doing that!🤪 Right!? R-right!!?!! R-r-right???)

But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench

why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?

Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn't belong there.

The CocaCola logo

Ack ack ack!

It's definitely the largest canyon, if I'm reading Wiki right. It's over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide

Two outlook accounts and both aren't working.

It's an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it's yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even... so stupid)

An AI data centre..

The Outlooks, they do nothing!

I'd volunteer to be knee deep in hell.

I wouldn’t consider this as falling, but i get your point, i don’t see why sinking shouldn’t also be falling

I should have specified: at least you won’t die from the impact

Maybe that's an Alien cock we don't know

AI datacenter

Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth

Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully

Ourselves.

Microplastics

Don't worry, we've already established that Outlook doesn't work in space.

That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I'd feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.

a smaller mars

I'd vote for science memes.

I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there

Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.

Wherever you go coca cola's already been

An exact copy of Innsbruck, people and all, but everyone is 3 days older there

Teams already takes 22 minutes to work... add the delay to that and you'll be in an infinite loop of lost contact

Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can't seem to find the original artist :/

You're right, thanks for the correction

You're right thanks! Late night brain moment

Mars gusta

Goddamnit now I see it too

And you can’t uninstall them.

We can send him and all the other billionaires to Mars, but not enough fuel to come back.

Then turn off communications. Humanity saved.

2nd most

A crashed Red Tesla

"Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working."

Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we're just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.

It's not much of a surprise, since it doesn't work on Earth either.