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Elon Musk told ex-girlfriend he needed ‘a legion of children before the civil war’
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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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Elon Musk is such an incel it hurts to comprehend.

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shittydwarf piefed.ca shittydwarf@piefed.ca
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It's funny cause his kids fucking hate him

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cardboardboxfort lemmy.world cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world
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It's funny cause his kids fucking hate him

I wonder why all his kids hate him? Maybe because he plays video games rather than playing with them?

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bigmclargehuge lemmy.zip bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-18
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It's funny cause his kids fucking hate him

It’d be hilarious if they tear him apart like the kids in Weapons

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plyth feddit.org plyth@feddit.org
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The good news is that the civil war is still 10 or more years away. But unfortunately that doesn't rule out a bunch of other wars.

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TheEntity lemmy.world TheEntity@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-04
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I wonder why all his kids hate him? Maybe because he plays video games rather than playing with them?

Worse: he pays other people to play video games for him. I can't even imagine what it's like to be such a loser.

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-07
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The good news is that the civil war is still 10 or more years away. But unfortunately that doesn't rule out a bunch of other wars.

The second Civil War in the US has already started, it is being fought with masked thugs who kidnap and obliterate immigrant families with guns in broad daylight, disaster struck areas the federal government denies relief for because of political reasons and through the targeted detonation of healthcare and the social safety net.

There is no need to create battlefields with infantry facing off against one another, the death toll is already screaming ahead just fine without them.

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
#8 · Quote Reply

This comm is called "fuckmusk". I would argue for the opposite.

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mushroommunk lemmy.today mushroommunk@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-08-18
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I wonder why all his kids hate him? Maybe because he plays video games rather than playing with them?

Is there more context because that's honestly the most normal thing I've seen from him.

If he's ignoring the kid 24/7 sure, but the kid does need to learn to entertain themselves too. You don't always have to entertain them. And sometimes kids just want to climb around, you just kinda learn when they actually need someone and when they're just being a kid.

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IchNichtenLichten lemmy.wtf IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf
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OK but why though? Tiny meat shields?

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-07
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This comm is called "fuckmusk". I would argue for the opposite.

Do you think musk has ever actually made a woman orgasm?

I don't see how it could have ever happened, at any point in his life.

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SnoopSqueak lemmy.today SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-09
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Is there more context because that's honestly the most normal thing I've seen from him. If he's ignoring the kid 24/7 sure, but the kid does need to learn to entertain themselves too. You don't always have to entertain them. And sometimes kids just want to climb around, you just kinda learn when they actually need someone and when they're just being a kid.

Fuck you for normalizing child abuse.

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-07
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

OK but why though? Tiny meat shields?

"a reference to a crazy conspiracy theory, then an awkward pause, some more pathetic and weasely words that don't justify believing it, then a direct reference of The Great Replacement Theory followed by another awkward pause followed by something more and then blah blah blah" - Elon Musk

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply

Do you think musk has ever actually made a woman orgasm? I don't see how it could have ever happened, at any point in his life.

Up until I read your comment, I had never thought about Elon Musk having sex. Thank you for making my life just a little bit worse from now on.
*sobs*

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-07
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

Up until I read your comment, I had never thought about Elon Musk having sex. Thank you for making my life just a little bit worse from now on. *sobs*

Don't worry it can't be that awful, I imagine it is like watching one of those drinking bird toys mechanically go back and forth with its beak except it also emits strange turtle-like noises every couple of seconds until it is over.

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mushroommunk lemmy.today mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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Fuck you for normalizing child abuse.

Very mature and educational response. Really shows me I know nothing.

Or... Just spitballing, maybe your response was actually immature and misguided?

I genuinely hope you're okay and get a hug today.

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SnoopSqueak lemmy.today SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-09
#17 · Quote Reply

Very mature and educational response. Really shows me I know nothing. Or... Just spitballing, maybe your response was actually immature and misguided? I genuinely hope you're okay and get a hug today.

Children are people. Not possessions. Not pets. Fuck you for enabling abuse.

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mushroommunk lemmy.today mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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Children are people. Not possessions. Not pets. Fuck you for enabling abuse.

And again, how is that enabling abuse? How is that treating them like a possession?

I'm not excusing his wanting a child army. I'm not excusing his using kids as bullet shields. I'm not excusing any of the other garbage he's done.

I'm saying that that gif, without any further context, does not immediately scream abuse. You've failed to give any evidence counter, just screamed obscenities.

I've spent quite a bit of time recently taking to teachers and early development specialists and friends with kids trying to avoid the mistakes my conservative "Christian" parents made. One of the common things they've all said is the kid will need time to just be a kid and learn and when they're busy monkeying around is a good time to do your hobbies and recharge.

I've spent 12 hours playing with my friends kids, taking them to a park, pushing on swings, letting them burn off energy and play and explore, and seen them immediately turn around ready to keep going. You're saying parents are expected to just keep going then? Not, say, set limits and boundaries?

You really need to grow up and actually step into the world and live a little instead of being a keyboard warrior if you think screaming and name calling someone actually asking for an explanation is healthy.

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SnoopSqueak lemmy.today SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
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And again, how is that enabling abuse? How is that treating them like a possession? I'm not excusing his wanting a child army. I'm not excusing his using kids as bullet shields. I'm not excusing any of the other garbage he's done. I'm saying that that gif, without any further context, does not immediately scream abuse. You've failed to give any evidence counter, just screamed obscenities. I've ...

I'm saying that that gif, without any further context, does not immediately scream abuse.

Because you, like Musk, dehumanized the child. But the child is human. That is my objection.

trying to avoid the mistakes my conservative "Christian" parents made

My south baptist parents think they're going to heaven for hitting my brothers and me. You really should know better than to pretend neglect is acceptable.

One of the common things they've all said is the kid will need time to just be a kid and learn and when they're busy monkeying around is a good time to do your hobbies and recharge.

In the gif, Musk's child is learning that video games are more important than he is.

You really need to grow up and actually step into the world and live a little instead of being a keyboard warrior if you think screaming and name calling someone actually asking for an explanation is healthy.

You really need to stop defending child abuse. I can't grow up, shitbags like you told people like my parents that abuse is fine actually.

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cardboardboxfort lemmy.world cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-02
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Is there more context because that's honestly the most normal thing I've seen from him. If he's ignoring the kid 24/7 sure, but the kid does need to learn to entertain themselves too. You don't always have to entertain them. And sometimes kids just want to climb around, you just kinda learn when they actually need someone and when they're just being a kid.

He sent this to Grimes back when they were fighting publicly a few years back and she claimed he'd kidnapped them or something like that. Anyways, you see the other kid passing by him just out of frame. Nah, it comes off as an irresponsible d-bag when he does it. Considering he doesn't see them very often as it is and that this was sent ti taunt Grimes cause he hadn't returned them by the end of his arranged visitations.

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mushroommunk lemmy.today mushroommunk@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-08-18
#21 · Quote Reply

I'm saying that that gif, without any further context, does not immediately scream abuse. Because you, like Musk, dehumanized the child. But the child is human. That is my objection. trying to avoid the mistakes my conservative "Christian" parents made My south baptist parents think they're going to heaven for hitting my brothers and me. You really should know better than to pretend neglect is ...

Oh, okay, got it. Your entire argument is you were abused so you're now an expert even though you can't see through your own rage to spend a half second understand what others are actually saying. I'm done with this.

I genuinely mean this. I hope you find healing and can let go of the hatred because it seems like you still need to.

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mushroommunk lemmy.today mushroommunk@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-08-18
#22 · Quote Reply

He sent this to Grimes back when they were fighting publicly a few years back and she claimed he'd kidnapped them or something like that. Anyways, you see the other kid passing by him just out of frame. Nah, it comes off as an irresponsible d-bag when he does it. Considering he doesn't see them very often as it is and that this was sent ti taunt Grimes cause he hadn't returned them by the end o...

Okay, see, the fact this was used to taunt Grimes is important context I didn't have. I don't follow him at all, I know nothing about what kids he sees and how often (other than his daughter coming out as trans and him fuming about it).

All I saw was a kid climbing on his dad with no audio or anything else. With the added context this immediately slips into dbag behavior to me as you said.

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GraniteM lemmy.world GraniteM@lemmy.world
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#23 · Quote Reply

I have this suspicion that, throughout human history, for all of the men who fathered "a legion" of children, the distinct majority of them were killed by their own heirs and/or had their legacies destroyed by heirs fighting over the inheritance. Maybe just have as many kids as you can be a really good parent to, and no more than that.

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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#24 · Quote Reply

I have this suspicion that, throughout human history, for all of the men who fathered "a legion" of children, the distinct majority of them were killed by their own heirs and/or had their legacies destroyed by heirs fighting over the inheritance. Maybe just have as many kids as you can be a really good parent to, and no more than that.

So, 0 for musk.

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

I have this suspicion that, throughout human history, for all of the men who fathered "a legion" of children, the distinct majority of them were killed by their own heirs and/or had their legacies destroyed by heirs fighting over the inheritance. Maybe just have as many kids as you can be a really good parent to, and no more than that.

That is good advice, but I think the most effective advice is just go play Crusader Kings 2. It is way more fun than actually trying to do creepy "I must preserve my genetics!" shit in real life.

I have a similar advice for people that get a thrill out of doing financial industry bullshit and playing games with people's lives.... just go play 18xx train games competitively or Dominions 6 if you want to play at being the most ruthless, efficient hoarder of power there is. Doing it in real life is lame and boring as hell.

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Granbo's Holy Hotrod lemmy.world uberdroog@lemmy.world
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They will all be found. We are not gonna need that mess in our pool.

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plyth feddit.org plyth@feddit.org
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The second Civil War in the US has already started, it is being fought with masked thugs who kidnap and obliterate immigrant families with guns in broad daylight, disaster struck areas the federal government denies relief for because of political reasons and through the targeted detonation of healthcare and the social safety net. There is no need to create battlefields with infantry facing off ...

That's just keeping the slaves in line. The powerless are not even fighting for power.

The civil war would be between fractions who fight for control over the country.

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TachyonTele_Esq piefed.social TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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#28 · Quote Reply

Do you think musk has ever actually made a woman orgasm? I don't see how it could have ever happened, at any point in his life.

I doubt he has. Especially considering he gets women pregnant via a needle

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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#29 · Quote Reply

That's just keeping the slaves in line. The powerless are not even fighting for power. The civil war would be between fractions who fight for control over the country.

The civil war would be between fractions who fight for control over the country.

That is precisely the function of the things I listed.

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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#30 · Quote Reply

They will all be found. We are not gonna need that mess in our pool.

Nah Elon Musk's kids are discrete human beings. Judge them for who they are not having a loveless dad.

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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#31 · (edited) Quote Reply

I doubt he has. Especially considering he gets women pregnant via a needle

Well that and he mostly does in vitro insemination too!

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plyth feddit.org plyth@feddit.org
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#32 · Quote Reply

The civil war would be between fractions who fight for control over the country. That is precisely the function of the things I listed.

I don't think the victims were in control before, or the people who care about them.

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TachyonTele_Esq piefed.social TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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#33 · Quote Reply

Well that and he mostly does in vitro insemination too!

That's what I was referring to. Dudes a weirdo

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degen midwest.social degen@midwest.social
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#34 · Quote Reply

This comm is called "fuckmusk". I would argue for the opposite.

Muskn'tfuck?

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FiniteBanjo feddit.online FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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#35 · Quote Reply

I wish he were Celibate but unfortunately you're using the term incorrectly.

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SnoopSqueak lemmy.today SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
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Oh, okay, got it. Your entire argument is you were abused so you're now an expert even though you can't see through your own rage to spend a half second understand what others are actually saying. I'm done with this. I genuinely mean this. I hope you find healing and can let go of the hatred because it seems like you still need to.

Thanks. It's incredibly difficult when people like you are still actively enabling it. It's like being told to heal from a stab wound while the knife is still in.

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zergtoshi lemmy.world zergtoshi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-24
#37 · Quote Reply

So, 0 for musk.

Are you sure the number can't be negative?

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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#38 · Quote Reply

That's what I was referring to. Dudes a weirdo

You missed my joke!

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fonix232 fedia.io fonix232@fedia.io
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#39 · Quote Reply

I wish he were Celibate but unfortunately you're using the term incorrectly.

The term kinda transformed tho, and means more the mentality rather than actual celibacy.

Just like how you can be a boomer without having to be a Baby Boomer, or how you can be a Karen when you're a dude named Bob.

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SnoopSqueak lemmy.today SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
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Thanks. It's incredibly difficult when people like you are still actively enabling it. It's like being told to heal from a stab wound while the knife is still in.

To the downvoters: my boomer father was not as into video games as Musk. After coming home from work, my father would sit in the recliner and watch sitcoms on TV. Three's Company. Cheers. MASH. I have clear memories of lying on the carpet in the living room, staying quiet so he could enjoy his shows, because it was some of the only time I could spend with him.

As an adult with the benefit of hindsight, I can confidently assert that I was abused. There was physical abuse, there was mental and emotional abuse, and I was neglected, but in the socially acceptable way where everyone pretends that being a wage slave and choosing to have kids means that a person is entitled to mistreat those kids.

Do better, please. Children deserve better. Thank you.

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TachyonTele_Esq piefed.social TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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#41 · Quote Reply

You missed my joke!

Shit sorry. It's been a long day

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TallonMetroid lemmy.world TallonMetroid@lemmy.world
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#42 · Quote Reply

Up until I read your comment, I had never thought about Elon Musk having sex. Thank you for making my life just a little bit worse from now on. *sobs*

I'm told that all the ketamine probably fucked up his dick anyway, so don't worry about it.

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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#43 · Quote Reply

Shit sorry. It's been a long day

No worries that is probably what Elon Musk says to every woman he has ever slept with in a dismissive avoidiveness of the glaring fact that he just pulled out his phone to start tweeting again 5 seconds after his (not her) 5 seconds of glory.

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RustySharp programming.dev RustySharp@programming.dev
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#44 · Quote Reply

Are you sure the number can't be negative?

Maybe if we count the number of dead children because of the aid cuts he made a while ago..

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jjagaimo sh.itjust.works jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works
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#45 · Quote Reply

The term kinda transformed tho, and means more the mentality rather than actual celibacy. Just like how you can be a boomer without having to be a Baby Boomer, or how you can be a Karen when you're a dude named Bob.

Pretty sure he was referring to him using IVF

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measureyoucanpleasure piefed.social measureyoucanpleasure@piefed.social
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#46 · Quote Reply

and it worked lmao

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obvs lemmy.world obvs@lemmy.world
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#47 · Quote Reply

You thought he was talking about offspring?

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DeadEndLink lemmy.ca DeadEndLink@lemmy.ca
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#48 · Quote Reply

90% sure it's an organ harvesting scheme.

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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#49 · Quote Reply

Are you sure the number can't be negative?

What's that?

I see.

Apparently, Musk just posted, "Zero can be negative when you know the right formulas", without a trace of haughty know-it-allism.

Oh, wait. What's this? A tenured professor of mathematics has called him out on it. And gasp she's a woman!

"Her head is as empty as a box of rocks", Elon replied tactfully, showing not a skerrick of the misogynistic toddlerism being told he's wrong engenders.

"Heh! Head", he mused, ever the aging pontificator.

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RobotsLeftHand lemmy.world treesapx@lemmy.world
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Okay, see, the fact this was used to taunt Grimes is important context I didn't have. I don't follow him at all, I know nothing about what kids he sees and how often (other than his daughter coming out as trans and him fuming about it). All I saw was a kid climbing on his dad with no audio or anything else. With the added context this immediately slips into dbag behavior to me as you said.

Musk was emailing Epstein on Christmas morning. 14 kids and that's what hes doing on Christmas.

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empireo223 sh.itjust.works empireo223@sh.itjust.works
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#51 · Quote Reply

What a creep.

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