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The Picard Maneuver
lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-22 |
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Thorry
feddit.org
Thorry@feddit.org Joined: 2025-08-30 |
I've also been on the other side of this. I said 10 times I'm not a good at looking at someone following me while driving. Halfway through we go off the off ramp from the high way and at the end there is a light. I drive up to the light, it's green. When I'm directly under it, I see it switch to yellow from the corner of my eye. I'm like fuck and check my rear view mirror and the person following me is nowhere to be seen. Turns out when we got to the off ramp I just let the car roll and only braked when getting near the lights (there was a turn directly after the lights). They braked right as they got off for some reason. Yet it was my fault? That's some BS, especially after I said I wasn't good at it and didn't want to do it like that. |
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cryowatt
lemmy.zip
cryowatt@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-28 |
Just follow my car (under my breath) ~if you can~ |
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infinitesunrise
slrpnk.net
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-01-27 |
Ugh my buddy used to do shit like this when we were younger, he'd get us on the highway and the immediately start doing 80 in the fast lane. No buddy we are not racing your base model honda civic against my base model chevy prism. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
It’s legal to run a red light if you’re following another car. |
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orca
orcas.enjoying.yachts
orca@orcas.enjoying.yachtsJoined: 2023-07-07 |
I was asked to follow someone back to their place years ago. When we get on the road, they do 75-90 mph all the way there. I legit thought they were trying to lose me, which was weird because we had a good time hanging out. Nope, they apparently just drive everywhere like that. Red flag 🚩 |
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Zealotte
lemmy.zip
Zealotte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-12-19 |
It’s legal to run a red light if you’re following another car.
In a funeral procession. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
In a funeral procession.
I’ve never understood what the hurry is. |
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binarytobis
lemmy.world
binarytobis@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-30 |
I was asked to follow someone back to their place years ago. When we get on the road, they do 75-90 mph all the way there. I legit thought they were trying to lose me, which was weird because we had a good time hanging out. Nope, they apparently just drive everywhere like that. Red flag 🚩
I did this once and drove a little under the speed limit so it would be easy to follow me, and as soon as we were out of the car they angrily told me I drove like an old lady. |
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atomicbocks
sh.itjust.works
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-16 |
I’ve never understood what the hurry is.
Nobody wants to be late for the late. |
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BlackVenom
lemmy.world
BlackVenom@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-23 |
Just follow my car (under my breath) ~if you can~
"you never had your car" |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
"It's a stolen car. Follow me to my chop-shop." |
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taiyang
lemmy.world
taiyang@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-08 |
They're just preparing you for the GTAVI release. |
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Ephera
lemmy.ml
Ephera@lemmy.ml Joined: 2020-05-31 |
Once had to drive someplace with my brother, but in separate cars. He was taking his car, and I got to follow in our mum's family van. 90% of that drive I was flooring it, and generally driving like a racecar driver ...except that I was still moving at a snail's pace. Of course, upon arrival my brother started giving me shit for going slow. And he did not believe that the car couldn't go faster. So, we agreed to swap cars for the drive back home. Never had I seen him concede so readily that he was wrong. 🙃 |
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Courtney (she/her/they)
lemmy.blahaj.zone
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2026-04-10 |
Ugh my buddy used to do shit like this when we were younger, he'd get us on the highway and the immediately start doing 80 in the fast lane. No buddy we are not racing your base model honda civic against my base model chevy prism.
*Passing lane There is no "fast lane" |
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tiramichu
sh.itjust.works
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-04 |
I did this once and drove a little under the speed limit so it would be easy to follow me, and as soon as we were out of the car they angrily told me I drove like an old lady.
You just can't win, basically. I would have appreciated your easy-to-follow driving however, so thank you. |
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Kairos
lemmy.today
LodeMike@lemmy.today Joined: 2023-12-26 |
I’ve never understood what the hurry is.
It's more about the number of people than anything else |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
"you never had your car"
The most realistic part of those movies is the dirty cop lying to their suspects, injuring people and causing property damage in unnecessary high-speed chases, and fucking disinterested parties under false pretenses. |
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Axolotl
feddit.it
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.itJoined: 2025-10-10 |
I did this once and drove a little under the speed limit so it would be easy to follow me, and as soon as we were out of the car they angrily told me I drove like an old lady.
Thank you for driving like a sane person btw |
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FrChazzz
lemmus.org
FrChazzz@lemmus.org Joined: 2025-06-04 |
I can see that OP has had to follow my wife somewhere before. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
*Passing lane There is no "fast lane"
on a two or four lane highway, sure. on anything six lanes or larger, there definitely is. |
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VibeSurgeon
piefed.social
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
on a two or four lane highway, sure. on anything six lanes or larger, there definitely is.
Anything above 3 lanes is no longer a highway, it's a mental illness |
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AnUnusualRelic
lemmy.world
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-06 |
Anything above 3 lanes is no longer a highway, it's a mental illness
The ludicrous lane. |
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blackberry28
sh.itjust.works
blackberry28@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-07-29 |
I was asked to follow someone back to their place years ago. When we get on the road, they do 75-90 mph all the way there. I legit thought they were trying to lose me, which was weird because we had a good time hanging out. Nope, they apparently just drive everywhere like that. Red flag 🚩
90mph is like 145 km/h, that's like snails pace lol |
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blackberry28
sh.itjust.works
blackberry28@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-07-29 |
Ugh my buddy used to do shit like this when we were younger, he'd get us on the highway and the immediately start doing 80 in the fast lane. No buddy we are not racing your base model honda civic against my base model chevy prism.
That's like 130 km/h. That's incredibly slow lol. |
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Dozzi92
lemmy.world
Dozzi92@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-02 |
Thank you for driving like a sane person btw
Yeah, I'm guilty of driving quick on the highway, but if someone is following me I'm going easy. Granted, it's been a long time since this has been an issue, like a decade plus at this point. |
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HerbGrower
slrpnk.net
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net Joined: 2026-07-09 |
My partners mum/stepdad recently, I joked that one would have to accelerate up to the speed limit and the other would have to slow down to it. |
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TexasDrunk
lemmy.world
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-30 |
I've also been on the other side of this. I said 10 times I'm not a good at looking at someone following me while driving. Halfway through we go off the off ramp from the high way and at the end there is a light. I drive up to the light, it's green. When I'm directly under it, I see it switch to yellow from the corner of my eye. I'm like fuck and check my rear view mirror and the person followi...
I hate that. I hate being the leader. I hate being the follower. I hate someone in the passenger seat saying "I'll just tell you where to turn" because they always miss it. Motherfucker just give me an address. If I know it I'll drive to it. If not I have gps. |
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13igTyme
piefed.social
13igTyme@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-14 |
The ludicrous lane.
They've gone to plaid. |
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PineappleProdigy
lemmy.zip
PineappleProdigy@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-14 |
My father does this but with motorcycles >:( |
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sunsofold
lemmy.zip
sunsofold@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-06-09 |
It's not the 90s anymore. I don't need your directions. Just give me the address and I'll meet you there. |
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SourDragon
lemmy.world
SourDragon@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-07-21 |
Having GTA flashbacks |
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CultLeader4Hire
lemmy.world
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-28 |
I can see that OP has had to follow my wife somewhere before.
Is your wife my husband? |
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Boozilla
sh.itjust.works
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-16 |
I really don't care for people who give me shit for using GPS. Of course they're all older. |
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Unbecredible
sh.itjust.works
Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-07-03 |
Once had to drive someplace with my brother, but in separate cars. He was taking his car, and I got to follow in our mum's family van. 90% of that drive I was flooring it, and generally driving like a racecar driver ...except that I was still moving at a snail's pace. Of course, upon arrival my brother started giving me shit for going slow. And he did not believe that the car couldn't go faster...
I don't know man I've driven some Honda Odysseys and Dodge Pacificas that could fuckin MOVE. |
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infinitesunrise
slrpnk.net
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-01-27 |
*Passing lane There is no "fast lane"
True, good correction. |
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Agent641
lemmy.world
Agent641@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
Having GTA flashbacks
I was thinking Driver. |
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mrgoosmoos
lemmy.ca
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-24 |
I really don't care for people who give me shit for using GPS. Of course they're all older.
often the same people who can't hold speed to save their life but also inexplicably refuse to just use cruise control |
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Ephera
lemmy.ml
Ephera@lemmy.ml Joined: 2020-05-31 |
I don't know man I've driven some Honda Odysseys and Dodge Pacificas that could fuckin MOVE.
Well, yeah, because those have an appropriate amount of horsepower under the hood. My mum's car at that point must've been a first-generation Opel Meriva: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Meriva#First_generation_(2003) In the back of my head, I did also have this tidbit:
So, take a car frame with the weight and height of a family van and put it onto the powertrain of a small car. Like, genuinely, I'm finding Meriva's being sold online with 75 horsepower, which is as much as the Opel Corsa had back then. |
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PokerChips
programming.dev
PokerChips@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Haha I'm guilty of this yesterday. Left turn lane and I inched up to give her enough space to follow me at the red light. She didn't lol. Should have just waited for the next light. But we were close to the spot already so no big deal. |
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CADmonkey
lemmy.world
CADmonkey@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-13 |
Its so frustrating when Im driving my slow 3 cylinder econobox and someone can't keep up with me in their DOHC twin turbo whatever. Its like dude. You have 350 hp under the hood. I have 78. keep up. |
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mindbleach
sh.itjust.works
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-27 |
It's not the 90s anymore. I don't need your directions. Just give me the address and I'll meet you there.
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mindbleach
sh.itjust.works
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-27 |
I was thinking Driver.
Driver with the added failure state of following too well. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
Anything above 3 lanes is no longer a highway, it's a mental illness
Y'all realize they count all the lanes, not just the ones going one direction right? A 3 lane highway is 1 lane each direction and a suicide lane. |
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mbp
slrpnk.net
mbp@slrpnk.netJoined: 2026-04-06 |
Well, yeah, because those have an appropriate amount of horsepower under the hood. My mum's car at that point must've been a first-generation Opel Meriva: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Meriva#First_generation_(2003) In the back of my head, I did also have this tidbit: The first generation, named "Meriva A", was based on the third generation Opel Corsa C. So, take a car frame with the weigh...
Holy moly, inline 3 for a passenger van is just saying fuck you to any traffic that dares share the road with you that day. |
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VibeSurgeon
piefed.social
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
Y'all realize they count all the lanes, not just the ones going one direction right? A 3 lane highway is 1 lane each direction and a suicide lane.
I guess technically it can be a 2+1 highway if you so will, but true. Still, anything above 4 lanes is dangerously close to mental illness territory |
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littlewonder
lemmy.world
littlewonder@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
I REFUSE to do a caravan for reasons like this. Give me the address or a map pin and I'll make my way there and you can do the same. I can't handle the bullshit of following or leading multiple cars. I'll die on this hill. |
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wieson
feddit.org
wieson@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-24 |
Y'all realize they count all the lanes, not just the ones going one direction right? A 3 lane highway is 1 lane each direction and a suicide lane.
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
who is they. They don't count like that here if you count like that, your previous point doesn't stand. In a three lane (1 direction) system you have two passing lanes. Easy. You still return as much to the right (or outside) as possible and sensible under the way you're driving. For example return to middle of you're still cruising faster than the lorries in the rightmost (or outermost) lane.
they is the uniform vehicular code. they do count like that where you are, you just don't pay attention |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
I guess technically it can be a 2+1 highway if you so will, but true. Still, anything above 4 lanes is dangerously close to mental illness territory
lord give me the confidence of a man from a town with a population of 500 |
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VibeSurgeon
piefed.social
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
lord give me the confidence of a man from a town with a population of 500
I'm not sure what the implication here is to be honest - am I supposed to be the small town man in this scenario? |
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