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The Picard Maneuver lemmy.world The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
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MousePotatoDoesStuff piefed.social MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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Is it for a finger?

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thesohoriots lemmy.world thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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Made for Tommy Shriggly. Can I get a little clap?

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
#4 · Quote Reply

Is it for a finger?

It’s cute, it’s traditional and it sells more syrup.

— https://www.rd.com/article/why-maple-syrup-bottles-have-tiny-handles/

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microcapybara sopuli.xyz microcapybara@sopuli.xyz
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It makes it easier for the syrup elves to handle the bottles. Most people don’t recognize this part of syrup production and prefer to gloss over the cruelty behind their sweet treat. It can be ethically produced but most producers refuse to comment on their presence of elves in their operation.

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prettybunnys piefed.social prettybunnys@piefed.social
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#6 · Quote Reply

It makes it easier for the syrup elves to handle the bottles. Most people don’t recognize this part of syrup production and prefer to gloss over the cruelty behind their sweet treat. It can be ethically produced but most producers refuse to comment on their presence of elves in their operation.

It’s just not the same without being filtered through elven flesh

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Mk23simp lemmy.blahaj.zone Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-20
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It looks like it's for a keychain or carabiner. In case you want a hip flask of syrup, I guess.

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Bitch Pudding lemmy.zip B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-21
#8 · Quote Reply

Canadian fleshlight

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
#9 · Quote Reply

Hook catch to lower the bottle into hot water before serving the syrup warm.

Source: I love me some french toast, waffles, and pancakes.

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
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It’s just not the same without being filtered through elven flesh

*statement also applicable to niche porn communities

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MousePotatoDoesStuff piefed.social MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-22
#11 · Quote Reply

It’s cute, it’s traditional and it sells more syrup. — https://www.rd.com/article/why-maple-syrup-bottles-have-tiny-handles/

Makes sense. It is kinda cute.

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yesman lemmy.world yesman@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

Syrup used to be stored in large, thick, clay jugs, a gallon or more. These vessels were pored by means of resting them on your shoulder and hooking a finger (or two!) into the loop for control.

These smaller bottles have vestigial loops.

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atomicbocks sh.itjust.works atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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I’m pretty sure it’s the same as those tiny milk bottles that look just like the gallons, these are just based off the larger jugs they used to use.

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FiniteBanjo feddit.online FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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I think traditionally you'd want it while glass-blowing and shaping, but obviously these aren't handcrafted so it's more of a cosmetic piece.

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Ioughttamow fedia.io Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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Maple elves, uh doih

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X piefed.world X@piefed.world
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#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Made for Tommy Shriggly. Can I get a little clap?

~👏~

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surewhynotlem lemmy.world surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Hook catch to lower the bottle into hot water before serving the syrup warm. Source: I love me some french toast, waffles, and pancakes.

Did .... did you just change my life?

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k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
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Wait do non-canadians not have the little sixth digit on their hands for carrying these bottles??

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twisted sh.itjust.works twisted@sh.itjust.works
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Made for Tommy Shriggly. Can I get a little clap?

^^👏^^

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blueduck piefed.social blueduck@piefed.social
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Did .... did you just change my life?

Have you been eating your syrup cold this whole time?

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Eq0 literature.cafe Eq0@literature.cafe
Joined: 2023-08-01
#21 · Quote Reply

Have you been eating your syrup cold this whole time?

Not the same person, but yes. You enlightened us, oh apostle of the maple syrup god!

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Emi ani.social Emi@ani.social
Joined: 2023-08-24
#22 · Quote Reply

Have you been eating your syrup cold this whole time?

Yes

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lime! feddit.nu lime@feddit.nu
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#23 · Quote Reply

Syrup used to be stored in large, thick, clay jugs, a gallon or more. These vessels were pored by means of resting them on your shoulder and hooking a finger (or two!) into the loop for control. These smaller bottles have vestigial loops.

evolution is amazing

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blackbelt352 lemmy.world blackbelt352@lemmy.world
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#24 · Quote Reply

Have you been eating your syrup cold this whole time?

I like the cold syrup on my breakfast stuff, its more viscous and creates a nice hot/cold heterogeneity.

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sangeteria lemmy.ml sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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#25 · Quote Reply

Guy with finger:

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Sabata ani.social Sabata11792@ani.social
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#26 · (edited) Quote Reply

Wait do non-canadians not have the little sixth digit on their hands for carrying these bottles??

It's not on my hands.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
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#27 · Quote Reply

I like the cold syrup on my breakfast stuff, its more viscous and creates a nice hot/cold heterogeneity.

Found Adam Ragusea's Lemmy account.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#28 · Quote Reply

The loop is to carry the bottle on your belt, as was the fashion at the time.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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#29 · Quote Reply

Yes

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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It makes it easier for the syrup elves to handle the bottles. Most people don’t recognize this part of syrup production and prefer to gloss over the cruelty behind their sweet treat. It can be ethically produced but most producers refuse to comment on their presence of elves in their operation.

We don't talk about the French Canadian elf abuse, or l'abuse.

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Freeposity lemmy.world Freeposity@lemmy.world
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#31 · (edited) Quote Reply

Did .... did you just change my life?

You can also put the bottle in the microwave for a few seconds. Keep a close eye on it though, things can go bad really quickly when you do that.

Edit: be sure to remove the cap first!

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#32 · Quote Reply

Hook catch to lower the bottle into hot water before serving the syrup warm. Source: I love me some french toast, waffles, and pancakes.

Hmm. Okay.

I suppose the bottle might be hot even if you don't completely submerge it. But, then what, do you hold it with a gloved hand? If it's not that hot, then why would I need a hook? I accept this is the intended use, I just don't see it being particularly useful that way.

It's also possible this is just vestigial decoration from the older, larger jugs.

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AmyAye nord.pub AmyAye@nord.pub
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#33 · Quote Reply

The bottles used to be much larger for the same price. Something something Shrinkflation.

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AmyAye nord.pub AmyAye@nord.pub
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#34 · Quote Reply

Have you been eating your syrup cold this whole time?

Just room temp, since I keep mine in the pantry.

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
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Hmm. Okay. I suppose the bottle might be hot even if you don't completely submerge it. But, then what, do you hold it with a gloved hand? If it's not that hot, then why would I need a hook? I accept this is the intended use, I just don't see it being particularly useful that way. It's also possible this is just vestigial decoration from the older, larger jugs.

You do not fully submerge it. Take the lid off and hang it submerged 3/4 of the way.

I normally hang it from a string tied to a wooden spoon over a tall pot.

Put the bottle on the table to cool a bit while you finish up setting the pancakes. I didn't wait. I just wrapped the bottle with a little towel and poured it hot on my pancakes.

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microcapybara sopuli.xyz microcapybara@sopuli.xyz
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#36 · Quote Reply

I like the cold syrup on my breakfast stuff, its more viscous and creates a nice hot/cold heterogeneity.

Yes. The syrup has to be room temperature, then warmed by the food. Having to top-up with cold syrup late in the meal because you misjudged the ratio is unpleasant… maybe there is an application for this technique there, but I also don’t care to put pre-warmed syrup on as a rule.

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pentastarm piefed.ca pentastarm@piefed.ca
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#37 · Quote Reply

Wait do non-canadians not have the little sixth digit on their hands for carrying these bottles??

Feel sorry for them and their lack of the syrup digit.

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
#38 · Quote Reply

Makes sense. It is kinda cute.

It is, isn't it 😊

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Kairos lemmy.today LodeMike@lemmy.today
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#39 · Quote Reply

Tilting

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tempest lemmy.ca tempest@lemmy.ca
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Wait do non-canadians not have the little sixth digit on their hands for carrying these bottles??

You can get by with just a pinky but it's tough when you're still young and in school. Kids can be so mean.

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ayyy sh.itjust.works ayyy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-06-20
#41 · Quote Reply

Did .... did you just change my life?

Just take the cap off and microwave it like a normal person from the past 2 centuries.

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yoriaiko lemmy.blahaj.zone yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-03-10
#42 · Quote Reply

Dunno origin, but id throw a rope or small chain into loop and attach next to saddle of my horse or maybe belt of my pants, so i'd keep it around all the time. It's for carrying.

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WesternInfidels feddit.online WesternInfidels@feddit.online
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If you consider liquor bottles, you will have to admit that the looks of the bottle must be a big part of the marketing and appeal. A lot of people in that business obviously consider it important that their bottles are distinctive.

And maybe it's at least a little bit that way for syrup, too. If you're asking people to pony up extra money for real maple syrup, maybe it makes sense to distinguish the bottle with extra cozy-homey-old-timey signifiers.

All that said, the brands of maple syrup I've been buying don't have a vestigial jug handles. Many of them don't.

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PixTupy lemmy.ml PixTupy@lemmy.ml
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#44 · Quote Reply

Syrup used to be stored in large, thick, clay jugs, a gallon or more. These vessels were pored by means of resting them on your shoulder and hooking a finger (or two!) into the loop for control. These smaller bottles have vestigial loops.

Maple syrup's tail bone?

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SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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#45 · Quote Reply

Found Adam Ragusea's Lemmy account.

I have to admit my usage of that word increased massively after watching his videos.

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lemmyman lemmy.world lemmyman@lemmy.world
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#46 · Quote Reply

evolution is amazing

In 3 million years these bottles will look like crabs

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flandish lemmy.world flandish@lemmy.world
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#47 · Quote Reply

it’s to keep the butthole from closing around the top in a manner that would be dangerous.

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HotsauceHurricane lemmy.world HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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#48 · Quote Reply

There so you can hook them to a Carabiner and carry them with you. As is tradition.

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor piefed.social AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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#49 · Quote Reply

Syrup used to be stored in large, thick, clay jugs, a gallon or more. These vessels were pored by means of resting them on your shoulder and hooking a finger (or two!) into the loop for control. These smaller bottles have vestigial loops.

Curse you and you clarifying and mistery crushing explanation that gives sense to the bottle!

I wanted to think about the probably horrifying mystery for a while more!

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scutiger lemmy.world scutiger@lemmy.world
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#50 · Quote Reply

If you consider liquor bottles, you will have to admit that the looks of the bottle must be a big part of the marketing and appeal. A lot of people in that business obviously consider it important that their bottles are distinctive. And maybe it's at least a little bit that way for syrup, too. If you're asking people to pony up extra money for real maple syrup, maybe it makes sense to distingui...

Most of the maple syrup I see comes in 540ml cans. The bottles are almost always more expensive. Custom glass packaging in relatively small quantities is much more expensive than mass-produced standardized cans.

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WesternInfidels feddit.online WesternInfidels@feddit.online
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#51 · Quote Reply

Most of the maple syrup I see comes in 540ml cans. The bottles are almost always more expensive. Custom glass packaging in relatively small quantities is much more expensive than mass-produced standardized cans.

Are you living in Canada? Maybe no one has to bother to persuade you to pass up the Mrs. Butterworth.

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