They should be put on a registry and limit their freedoms.

Please be real

Anyone provide a good source for this? I've no sympathy for those who joined ICE, but I've no tolerance for a government sponsored bait and switch either.

ICE has been quietly firing some of the roughly 12,000 officers it hired during its 2025 rapid expansion, citing background red flags that former DHS officials say should have been caught before hiring and because of poor performance.

A whistleblower told the DHS Office of Inspector General in August 2025 that final job offers were being issued before fingerprint, identity, and credit checks were completed, and that some recruits began training or duty while investigations were still open

Please tell us you have a source for this, that is awesome

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ice+agents+fired+before+bonus

I'm betting that was faster than typing your comment...

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-recruits-dismissed-over-accelerated-vetting-concerns-1820091

paywalled:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/2026/09/03/ice-whistleblower-background-checks-vetting-hiring-spree/30916fc0-a7e6-11f1-9e38-f705d048bd5a_story.html

Not surprising given what we've seen reported: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html

lol

What if you happened to have spent it all on new and exciting looksmaxing medical procedures?

Asking for a friend.

The source has already been posted, but I remember a journalist reporting that she applied to ice and they hired her immediately without doing any background research and after she had responded saying she had recanted her application

Aaaahahahaaaaa, oh the leopards are dining well tonight.

I think we all have to thank ICE for doing what they can to break MAGA, and hand #47 a huge loss in November. BRAVO! STRONG WORK!

Iirc many of the signing bonuses required a contract of 5 years.

Which is conveniently 1 year longer than the president's term...

Read. Haha.

There's standards?!

https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=ice+agents+fired+before+bonus

I'm betting that was just as fast as grabbing your link...

Actually it isn't because then I'd have to type the noai full address to get to the page and then type in the search instead of just typing it in the address bar of a tab...

Like, I get what you're doing, but it would have literally taken over twice as long. Granted that's just a couple seconds.

But still

I shudder at the thought of what "poor performance" means at ICE. Not enough arrests? Not enough tasered people?

Anyone who knows anything connected to Trump it’s that he always looks to screw everyone over, especially those most loyal to him. He loved to prove people are suckers, like he gets off on this.

I hope this just increases the number of people that realize it, I don’t hope too hard, but I have hope…

Yep. His number one play is to promise things, usually payment, then never follow through. He should be an idiot who only got away with that once or twice. But apparently people are way too stupid to support that world. They'll fall for it endlessly.

Time to looksmin and get your money back lol

Probably more like tasering people while being filmed. As long as it's off camera it never happened.

And as funny as it sounds, it's probably true. They have been told to be brutal, just don't end up on the evening news beside a dead body.

What do you mean same with 401k’s? They can’t take that back.

They should unionize then.

Back in my day we called lookmaxing gender affirming care.

“looksminority”
suddenly ice thugs everywhere oops

Wonder now many of those were involved in lethal shootings.

A Trump never pays his bills (or debts)!

Set Noai. As your default search and it will use that when you type in the address bar

"B-but... we thought you liked and valued us because we were white enough."

Hiring people who are specifically filtered for their penchant for committing violence and then screening them over en mass definitely seems like a smart long term plan that can in no way backfire on the individuals very publicly engaged in this practice...

Lol, lmao even.

Delectable.

The company match often has a vesting period.

The funds you contribute they have no claim to, you're right.

None probably. They have quotas to meet

Reminds me of every narcissist I've ever known...

I'm surprised they are not getting the latino officers to drive a bus of deportees into Mexico and then not letting them back.

I wonder if any of those are non-fascists who joined with the intent of sabotage.

Stupids getting suckered and left holding the bag, not my problem.

Most companies have a longer vesting period than 18 months. Most are closer to 5 years.

This is objectively funny.

Fuck every single one of them. I hope they are financially crippled from this and learn something important about trusting authoritarians.

capitalists gonna capitalism.

They were probably fired for NOT having a rap sheet with assaults on minorities.

Offering the job before the background check!?

Good gosh everyone involved in this should be fired and legally barred from ever being involved in hiring again.

Probably paperwork issues that delay full depotions. I could see the courts full of wrongfully arrest lawsuits because there US citazen paperwork was available but not filed correctly. It comes with the arrest now ask questions later mentality.

But also making a violent, lawless, militarized force loyal to one person, not the office.