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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#52 · Quote Reply

Now, I'm not an AI fanboy, but, like... Id consider this... Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.

Might pavlov yourself into only being able to cum while crying

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Grail multiverse.soulism.net Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
#53 · Quote Reply

Loli not lolita. Don't besmirch the adorable Japanese lolita fashion.

Lolita is a book about a pedophile and the little girl he wants to fuck.

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sheetzoos lemmy.world sheetzoos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-05
#54 · Quote Reply

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redjard reddthat.com Redjard@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-08-06
#55 · Quote Reply

Magnets!

How do they work?

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Caption_Mo reddthat.com Caption_Mo@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-09-22
#56 · Quote Reply

That grok one would betray you under pressure.

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Dharma Curious (he/him) slrpnk.net dharmacurious@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-03-22
#57 · Quote Reply

Might pavlov yourself into only being able to cum while crying

Bold of you to assume I can finish without crying currently...

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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-19
#58 · (edited) Quote Reply

Junji Ito did a story like that.

This I am interested in. Gonna have to look through his catalogue to see which one because it sounds like something I would read.

Edit:

Found it thanks to another Lemmy user. Whispering Woman.

Definitely sounds like something I need to read.

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TacoButtPlug sh.itjust.works TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-02
#59 · Quote Reply

Better idea. AI mood sensing dog collar and butt plug combo. Detects when you are feeling down and gives you a boost when you most need it.

butt plug you say?

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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-19
#60 · Quote Reply

Just wait! A decade of relying on that and I guarantee those people will absolutely drink acid because someone "hacked" into them to make it say whatever they want.

Sadly, the people relying on it would absolutely become smooth brained enough from offloading their thinking to the genAI that they wouldn't even question hkw dangerous that is.

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sudoer777 lemmy.ml sudoer777@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-02-18
#61 · Quote Reply

I don't like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off

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absGeekNZ lemmy.nz absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-06-29
#62 · (edited) Quote Reply

butt plug you say?

I'm sure it will lead to some perverse incentives.

This is actually a terrible idea, the psychological implications of linking sexual pleasure to negative emotions is a great way to ruin people.

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Timecircleline sh.itjust.works Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-11
#63 · Quote Reply

What in Harmony are you talking about.

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QueenHawlSera piefed.social QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-07-14
#64 · Quote Reply

racist things interspersed with revenge [child] porn

Can they arrest Elon for using CSAM to train his AI? If there was any justice he would be in front of a jury the second Grok first generated CP

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Logarrhythmia lemmy.world Logarrhythmia@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-13
#65 · Quote Reply

Just wait! A decade of relying on that and I guarantee those people will absolutely drink acid because someone "hacked" into them to make it say whatever they want. Sadly, the people relying on it would absolutely become smooth brained enough from offloading their thinking to the genAI that they wouldn't even question hkw dangerous that is.

Do you like coca cola? Do you put vinegar on your salad? Isnโ€™t that sour candy delicious? Those are rookie acids, try HF for a real kick.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#66 · Quote Reply

Bad decisions?

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prenatal_confusion feddit.org prenatal_confusion@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-09-04
#67 · Quote Reply

butt plug you say?

You had me at dog.

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dubs lemmy.dbzer0.com dubs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-08-17
#68 · (edited) Quote Reply

Can they arrest Elon for using CSAM to train his AI? If there was any justice he would be in front of a jury the second Grok first generated CP

I mean.... they can, of course. "Will they?" is a different question. But I think we all know the answer to that one, unfortunately....

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CheesyFingers piefed.social CheesyFingers@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-12
#69 · Quote Reply

How do they work?

Theu dont. Damn freeloaders.

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littletranspunk lemmus.org littletranspunk@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-30
#70 · Quote Reply

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They vote

That's plenty reason to worry

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JC5 lemmy.world JC5@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-07
#71 · Quote Reply

almost every comment here is talking about the grok one lol, look at the gemini one.

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toynbee piefed.social toynbee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-12
#72 · Quote Reply

The one on the bottom left is amazing in that it appears to ge defying the laws of physics. The two halves do not connect, yet the bottom part still stays in place. That's the kind of stupidity I expect from corporate America: invent anti-gravity, but use it solely for an aesthetic purpose on the worst product imaginable.

Being generous, perhaps it was some very thin wire of some sort that is too small to view at this resolution.

But yeah, I thought the same thing.

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cornshark lemmy.world cornshark@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-13
#73 · Quote Reply

almost every comment here is talking about the grok one lol, look at the gemini one.

I'm looking at it?

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๐ŸŒธ๐“ฏ๐“ต๐“ธ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ป๐ŸŒธ sh.itjust.works Flower@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-04-29
#74 · Quote Reply

Walking around with sphincter symbols is a bold choice.

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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
#75 · Quote Reply

"Earrings, have you been listening?"
whispers"yes."
"What do you think I should do?"
whispers"you are right to get another opinion about this. I definitely feel you should kill them all."

"All...of them?"
"KILL THEM ALL! then we can be alone...forever."

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Peppycito sh.itjust.works Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#76 · Quote Reply

Do you like coca cola? Do you put vinegar on your salad? Isnโ€™t that sour candy delicious? Those are rookie acids, try HF for a real kick.

Harbour Freight? High Fructose? Hot Fries?

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FishFace piefed.social FishFace@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-16
#77 · Quote Reply

I actually cannot make decisions and I don't mind admitting it. I already decided what to have for dinner WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DECIDE AGAIN???

This is like laundry all over again. Life is relentless.

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sculptor0725 sh.itjust.works sculptor0725@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-07-16
#78 · Quote Reply

Now, I'm not an AI fanboy, but, like... Id consider this... Feeling sad? Prostate buzz.

Don't think you need ai for that tbh

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brown567 sh.itjust.works brown567@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-28
#79 · Quote Reply

Wormtongue whispering in Theoden's ear

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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-19
#80 · Quote Reply

Do you like coca cola? Do you put vinegar on your salad? Isnโ€™t that sour candy delicious? Those are rookie acids, try HF for a real kick.

I should have been more clear. I meant either the genAI or some jackass telling them to consume non-human safe acid.

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Logarrhythmia lemmy.world Logarrhythmia@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-13
#81 · Quote Reply

I should have been more clear. I meant either the genAI or some jackass telling them to consume non-human safe acid.

You were perfectly clear. I was riffing on the idea of a malicious llm trying to convince someone to drink acid.

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#82 · Quote Reply

How do they work?

"My phone left me for a pelican" sounds like the start of a country song

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hypnicjerk piefed.social hypnicjerk@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-01
#83 · Quote Reply

They should get right on that. Start with this design and never listen to the naysayers when they say it can't be done!

help my child swallowed my grok earring and grok won't tell me what to do

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hypnicjerk piefed.social hypnicjerk@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-01
#84 · Quote Reply

I'm sure it will lead to some perverse incentives. This is actually a terrible idea, the psychological implications of linking sexual pleasure to negative emotions is a great way to ruin people.

ruin

well you know what they say about one man's trash

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bitjunkie lemmy.world bitjunkie@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-19
#85 · Quote Reply

"Earrings, have you been listening?" whispers"yes." "What do you think I should do?" whispers"you are right to get another opinion about this. I definitely feel you should kill them all." "All...of them?" "KILL THEM ALL! then we can be alone...forever."

Haha joke's on you I don't need possessed earrings for this

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5318008 lemmy.ml 5318008@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-08-06
#86 · Quote Reply

Right, so if it instead was a tool for say translation, thatโ€™s more narrow tool use. But it still stunts your ability because youโ€™ll lean into it vs. trying to learn the words yourself. It depends upon how you use it. I use Google Translate to aid me in learning Esperanto, but I'm using it as adjunct to my dictionaries, textbooks, and other sources. It isn't my teacher, and it isn't my single s...

LLMs are terrible at math.

Mathematician chiming in: they're not nearly as bad as they used to be. Straight up to differential equations and linear algebra, they're pretty accurate. The writing is on the wall for some serious problems in the very near future, because basically every student in college right now is just offloading their math abilities to the machines.

Some of the seniors are good. Most of the rest of them are not.

It might even be one of those things that they can't fix, simply due to how LLMs operate.

For high-level math, there are some flaws, yes. They often come up with wrong answers if you ask questions about problems that there aren't very many sources on. There are hundreds of thousands, and maybe millions of differential equations papers... but there are only tens of thousands of Algebraic Topology papers. It's simply a smaller training set.

However, they're still giving right answers most of the time. I've only had one situation where someone in a group said "bUt cHatGPT sAiD..." and I had to give them the bad news that it was wrong.

In any case, we've had calculators for a long time, yet children are still taught math in school because society recognizes that understanding as crucial.

I think that the fundamental difference is that the tools replace different things. A calculator makes it so that you don't need to algorithmically process 5 sig-fig numbers without error, several times per problem, in order to have your answer be "correct". You still have to understand that you do, in fact, need to multiple the length of the field by the width to find the area of a rectangular field.

LLMs are replacing the need to actually understand anything about how a rectangle works.

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Kangae_Hishiryo scribe.disroot.org Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2026-04-13
#87 · Quote Reply

Lolita is a book about a pedophile and the little girl he wants to fuck.

Pederast *

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OpenStars discuss.online OpenStars@discuss.online
Joined: 2023-12-31
#88 · Quote Reply

help my child swallowed my grok earring and grok won't tell me what to do

Yes it will. Mrph brm nmph frnnn!!

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fireweed lemmy.world fireweed@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#89 · Quote Reply

MFers read Speaker for the Dead and didn't get that Jane was an annoying little shit.

(Haha just kidding, AI bros can't read.)

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AceFuzzLord lemmy.zip AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-19
#90 · Quote Reply

You were perfectly clear. I was riffing on the idea of a malicious llm trying to convince someone to drink acid.

Looks like I was whooshed.

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diaphragmwp discuss.tchncs.de diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-06-03
#91 · Quote Reply

I'm looking at it?

Yup, an earring for sure.

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diaphragmwp discuss.tchncs.de diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-06-03
#92 · Quote Reply

Being generous, perhaps it was some very thin wire of some sort that is too small to view at this resolution. But yeah, I thought the same thing.

Perhaps it's AI.

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Avicenna programming.dev Avicenna@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-11-07
#93 · Quote Reply

laugh at this funny joke

HAHAHHAHA

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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#94 · Quote Reply

I don't like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off

Just like the real thing.

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sheetzoos lemmy.world sheetzoos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-05
#95 · Quote Reply

Low IQ to worry about the actions of those who canโ€™t do anything.

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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
#96 · Quote Reply

How do they work?

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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-26
#97 · (edited) Quote Reply

I actually cannot make decisions and I don't mind admitting it. I already decided what to have for dinner WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DECIDE AGAIN??? This is like laundry all over again. Life is relentless.

I know what I want for dinner. I want whatever fits in the air fryer because I cannot be arsed with mucking around with the oven when I get home from work.

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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-26
#98 · (edited) Quote Reply

I don't like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off

Oh AI is super intelligent now, haven't you heard, it can probably invent anti-gravity earrings

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wraekscadu vargar.org wraekscadu@vargar.org
Joined: 2026-03-04
#99 · Quote Reply

They should get right on that. Start with this design and never listen to the naysayers when they say it can't be done!

The impossibility of this design aside, I'd love myself an accretion disk black hole earring!

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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-26
#100 · Quote Reply

Magnets!

Just don't get them wet. They don't work when they get wet, everyone knows that.

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Darkonion lemmy.world Darkonion@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-24
#101 · Quote Reply

I just press this button on my jacket and it shouts "Believe in yourself" and then electrocutes me. Just as good.

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