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thiscat
lemmy.blahaj.zone
thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-03-10 |
and if they are does that mean they are constantly being raped for years like do they like it or are living a living hell every day? |
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dragon-donkey3374
sh.itjust.works
Drbreen@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-09-25 |
Yes... |
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hexagonwin
lemmy.today
hexagonwin@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-02-07 |
how did you even think of this lmaoo |
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Pudutr0n
lemmy.world
Pudutr0n@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Asking the real questions |
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Girl Named ZERO
piefed.zeromedia.vip
girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vipJoined: 2026-07-29 |
Well, as far as I remember, the real toys liked being played with, and were even sad when they weren’t played with. So… theoretically sex dolls would also like being “played” with |
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femtek
lemmy.blahaj.zone
femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-07-04 |
Well why are tablets sentient but not TVs? Why not computers? Why not cars? Why not game consoles? |
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AllNewTypeFace
leminal.space
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.spaceJoined: 2023-08-20 |
One reading would be that there is no sex in the Toy Story universe, because Toy Story is essentially a classic story about magic which disappears at the end of childhood/onset of adolescence, only remade as a CGI demo. Of course, that narrative is from an earlier time, when childish things were put aside, and before “adulting” became a word. These days, a Toy Story universe would presumably have a red-light district full of sentient sex toys, though it would have to be an off-brand one, as Disney still own the IP and would never sign off on anything like that. |
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WIZARD POPE💫
lemmy.world
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-12-08 |
This is more like a showerthought thing. But they probably are sentient and like it |
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WIZARD POPE💫
lemmy.world
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-12-08 |
Well, as far as I remember, the real toys liked being played with, and were even sad when they weren’t played with. So… theoretically sex dolls would also like being “played” with
They like being used for what they were designed for. Playing or 'playing' |
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thebasementcakes
leminal.space
thebasementcakes@leminal.space Joined: 2026-04-17 |
Don't give Seth Rogan ideas |
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Hubi
feddit.org
Hubi@feddit.orgJoined: 2024-06-22 |
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gigastasio
sh.itjust.works
gigastasio@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-10-13 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with. |
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Khanzarate
lemmy.world
Khanzarate@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
Well why are tablets sentient but not TVs? Why not computers? Why not cars? Why not game consoles?
They're sentient if the child thinks of them as such. Andy's etch-a-sketch was used in play as a character, so it gets thoughts. The Lilypad, with its decorative face and hands, gets the same thing. Really, the only gap in this logic I can think of in the toy story universe is the shipping crate of buzzes that no child has even seen yet, but besides them, toys tend to wake up and be alive when interacted with, either by a child or a toy that has itself come alive from a child. S |
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Diplomjodler
lemmy.world
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-08 |
Well, as far as I remember, the real toys liked being played with, and were even sad when they weren’t played with. So… theoretically sex dolls would also like being “played” with
This would be a good plot for an anime. |
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Diplomjodler
lemmy.world
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-08 |
how did you even think of this lmaoo
He was wondering whether his real doll had moved since he last left the room. |
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palordrolap
fedia.io
palordrolap@fedia.io Joined: 2024-08-13 |
I like to think that if they were unhappy with their situations, some of them would do something about it, considering how the toys got revenge on Sid for mistreatment. The alternatives are all extremely dark and I wouldn't want to diminish what actual humans go through with abusive partners by digging into it. |
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Heikki2
lemmy.world
Heikki2@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-02 |
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Makhno
lemmy.world
Makhno@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-14 |
This would be a good plot for an anime.
No. No it wouldn't. |
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Odo
lemmy.world
Odo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y4nauCgdtY Yes. MADtv answered that almost 30 years ago. |
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xav
programming.dev
xav@programming.dev Joined: 2023-08-27 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
That's poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless. |
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gigastasio
sh.itjust.works
gigastasio@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-10-13 |
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theherk
lemmy.world
theherk@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
FINALLY! A fanfic for me. |
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DahGangalang
infosec.pub
DahGangalang@infosec.pub Joined: 2023-07-15 |
how did you even think of this lmaoo
Pretty sure there was a MadTV sketch about this back in the day. Yup, just dredged it up. Its dumber and even lower quality than I remember, so not sharing link. That said a YouTube search for "MadTV Sex Toystory" will get you there. |
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Ricky Rigatoni
piefed.zip
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-14 |
They like being used for what they were designed for. Playing or 'playing'
Just like us. |
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recentSlinky
lemmy.ca
recentSlinky@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-08-16 |
I think the universe lore of toy story is that a kid's imagination is what brings toys to life. So a kid is required for a toy's sentience. |
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Kushan
lemmy.world
Kushan@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted. |
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cRazi_man
europe.pub
cRazi_man@europe.pubJoined: 2025-06-04 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
Where can I subscribe to your content? |
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Townlately
feddit.nl
Townlately@feddit.nl Joined: 2025-06-07 |
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remote_control_conor
lemmy.world
remote_control_conor@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-06 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
That movie would include a lot of Buzz |
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MagicShel
lemmy.zip
MagicShel@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-10-14 |
"That little guy looks unhappy." "Zoom and enhance." |
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PetteriPano
lemmy.world
PetteriPano@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-09-04 |
Plot twist: |
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MagicShel
lemmy.zip
MagicShel@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-10-14 |
I think the universe lore of toy story is that a kid's imagination is what brings toys to life. So a kid is required for a toy's sentience.
That casts the original premise in a far darker light. Thanks, I hate it. |
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RmDebArc_5
piefed.zip
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zipJoined: 2025-06-23 |
This would be a good plot for an anime.
"Plot" might be to strong of a word |
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WhiteRice
lemmy.ml
WhiteRice@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-06 |
That's poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
wretch |
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[object Object]
lemmy.world
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-03 |
That movie would include a lot of Buzz
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whaleross
lemmy.world
whaleross@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-02 |
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms. |
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asmoranomar
lemmy.world
asmoranomar@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-17 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
The Brave Little |
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crunchy
lemmy.dbzer0.com
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-05-28 |
Well, as far as I remember, the real toys liked being played with, and were even sad when they weren’t played with. So… theoretically sex dolls would also like being “played” with
However, Sid's toys were plenty played with and they were constantly traumatized. |
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Akasazh
lemmy.world
Akasazh@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-24 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
It could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand |
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Diplomjodler
lemmy.world
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-08 |
No. No it wouldn't.
OK, maybe more hentai than anime. |
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Test_Tickles
lemmy.world
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now. |
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davetortoise
reddthat.com
davetortoise@reddthat.com Joined: 2025-10-13 |
Excellent thought, please never take your meds |
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Test_Tickles
lemmy.world
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
He was wondering whether his real doll had moved since he last left the room.
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yucandu
lemmy.world
yucandu@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-12 |
Can you hear my love buzz?
oh THAT'S what that song's about! |
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Passerby6497
lemmy.world
Passerby6497@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-28 |
However, Sid's toys were plenty played with and they were constantly traumatized.
Yeah, being tortured by some sociopath "playing" with you generally doesn't work out well |
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its_prolly_fine
sh.itjust.works
its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-04 |
That casts the original premise in a far darker light. Thanks, I hate it.
Why? |
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its_prolly_fine
sh.itjust.works
its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-04 |
They're sentient if the child thinks of them as such. Andy's etch-a-sketch was used in play as a character, so it gets thoughts. The Lilypad, with its decorative face and hands, gets the same thing. Really, the only gap in this logic I can think of in the toy story universe is the shipping crate of buzzes that no child has even seen yet, but besides them, toys tend to wake up and be alive when ...
I think buzzes were awake before because he had a tv show. |
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BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan
piefed.social
BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-09-04 |
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy. Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring h...
The premise of the question horrified me, you made it better. Thank you. |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
That's poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
All poetry is slimy. |
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Skullgrid
lemmy.world
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-29 |
Why?
The toys are fighting for their lives; if they get abandoned they die. Woody doesn't want to be replaced by buzz , because then he will die. |
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ILikeBoobies
lemmy.ca
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-14 |
I like to think so. |
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