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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
Edit: Original site is paywalled and seeming to not always load, here is another article about the incident: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/united-airlines-flight-masturbating-incident/6551525/ |
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kibblebits
quokk.au
kibblebits@quokk.au Joined: 2026-05-19 |
I don’t think this reads like an onion. |
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blarth
thelemmy.club
blarth@thelemmy.club Joined: 2024-03-16 |
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NotSteve_
lemmy.ca
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-07-16 |
I don’t think this reads like an onion.
Yeah wtf, there's no humour here, just awfulness |
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errer
lemmy.world
errer@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
Yeah wtf, there's no humour here, just awfulness
Someone saw “not the onion” and took it literally |
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Kintarian
lemmy.world
Kintarian@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-08-23 |
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So it was you |
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agamemnonymous
sh.itjust.works
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-15 |
Anyone who got past the paywall know what protocol was violated? From the information available, I'm sincerely unsure of what they could have done. Were they supposed to go up the aisle asking someone else to sit next to the masturbator? Were they supposed to swap one of them to one of the flight attendant seats? Can they even detain the guy after landing? I legitimately don't know what they're supposed to do in this situation, other than provide information for the victim to press charges |
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OrganicMustard
lemmy.world
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-09 |
Anyone who got past the paywall know what protocol was violated? From the information available, I'm sincerely unsure of what they could have done. Were they supposed to go up the aisle asking someone else to sit next to the masturbator? Were they supposed to swap one of them to one of the flight attendant seats? Can they even detain the guy after landing? I legitimately don't know what they're...
Public masturbation is illegal. The protocol is probably to inform the commander and law enforcement and ask the person to stop, and restraining him if he does not comply. |
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nightwatch_admin
lemmy.world
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-17 |
Public masturbation is illegal. The protocol is probably to inform the commander and law enforcement and ask the person to stop, and restraining him if he does not comply.
Well, that’s probably why they let him leave, nobody wants to touch that guy with a ten foot pole, let alone restrain him. |
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OrganicMustard
lemmy.world
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-09 |
Well, that’s probably why they let him leave, nobody wants to touch that guy with a ten foot pole, let alone restrain him.
Pretty sure it was that. They could still have thrown some blankets on him and binded his wrists to the seat. |
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ParadoxSeahorse
lemmy.world
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Well, that’s probably why they let him leave, nobody wants to touch that guy with a ten foot pole, let alone restrain him.
I doubt it was really ten foot, probably just a few inches |
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13igtyme
startrek.website
13igtyme@startrek.website Joined: 2026-09-21 |
Pretty sure it was that. They could still have thrown some blankets on him and binded his wrists to the seat.
Flight attendants have duct taped people to seats in the past. |
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Carighan Maconar
piefed.world
Carighan@piefed.worldJoined: 2025-07-16 |
Public masturbation is illegal. The protocol is probably to inform the commander and law enforcement and ask the person to stop, and restraining him if he does not comply.
Yeah I suspect the "let him leave" wasn't down to United in this case, if law enforcement doesn't want to pick him up at deboarding they can't do much. Hopefully he gets charged, but it'd require the police to detain him on touchdown. |
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DreamlandLividity
lemmy.world
DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Yeah I suspect the "let him leave" wasn't down to United in this case, if law enforcement doesn't want to pick him up at deboarding they can't do much. Hopefully he gets charged, but it'd require the police to detain him on touchdown.
There is no reason they need to detain you to charge you. |
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DreamlandLividity
lemmy.world
DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Public masturbation is illegal. The protocol is probably to inform the commander and law enforcement and ask the person to stop, and restraining him if he does not comply.
Restraining him is almost definitely not something the flight crew should attempt. Flight crew are not trained for this and could get injured. It could also easily escalate the situation and the last thing you want is a fight on board while in air. That could cause danger to the plane or other passengers. Asking him to stop and detaining him after landing would probably be the protocol. |
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Carighan Maconar
piefed.world
Carighan@piefed.worldJoined: 2025-07-16 |
There is no reason they need to detain you to charge you.
Yeah that was my point, sorry if I expressed it badly. That he'll probably be charged, but detainment if warranted would have come down to the police picking him up, related to a criminal charge and independent of a civil case by United. |
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OrganicMustard
lemmy.world
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-09 |
Restraining him is almost definitely not something the flight crew should attempt. Flight crew are not trained for this and could get injured. It could also easily escalate the situation and the last thing you want is a fight on board while in air. That could cause danger to the plane or other passengers. Asking him to stop and detaining him after landing would probably be the protocol.
Passenger handling is part of their training, including procedures to deal with deranged people |
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ChunkMcHorkle
lemmy.world
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
WTF, OP? I had to find an archive to get the rest of the text, and there was a lot more to the story. As usual, United has fully lived down to its abysmally low standards. For anyone else who has zero intentions of paying for a NBC subscription for one article, here's an archive link. There are known problems with the site, but I could not find another archive that had the content. Use at your own discretion: |
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slaacaa
lemmy.world
slaacaa@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
WTF, OP? I had to find an archive to get the rest of the text, and there was a lot more to the story. As usual, United has fully lived down to its abysmally low standards. For anyone else who has zero intentions of paying for a NBC subscription for one article, here's an archive link. There are known problems with the site, but I could not find another archive that had the content. Use at your ...
Holy shit, this is infuriating. And then they try to gaslight her in email. That fucking guy should have been arrested and banned forever from the airline. I have no idea what the fuck the crew was thinking. I hope she can press charges and sue the airline, IANAL but it seems like she has a solid case, given how NBC judged her story to be true and newsworthy. |
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DreamlandLividity
lemmy.world
DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Passenger handling is part of their training, including procedures to deal with deranged people
I am technically trained in CPR. You absolutely shouldn't rely on my CPR skills if there is another choice. Wrangling a deranged person is difficult even for people with ample training and experience (e.g. cops), let alone for flight crew with very basic training. If the person is not a danger to himself or others, there is no reason they would escalate the situation during flight. |
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Rivalarrival
lemmy.today
Rivalarrival@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Flight attendants have duct taped people to seats in the past.
Yes, they duct tape people who pose a threat of death or serious injury to passengers and/or crew. Someone with deficient stealth-jacking skills disgusts and offends passengers and crew, but doesn't threaten injury. Restraints are not justified. There is a rather large community of people recording and storing radio communication between pilots and ATC. Chance are pretty good we'll hear whether the pilots requested law enforcement at the gate. If they failed to request law enforcement, that would be on the pilots and airline. If law enforcement failed to respond, that would be on the cops. |
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Rivalarrival
lemmy.today
Rivalarrival@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Passenger handling is part of their training, including procedures to deal with deranged people
"deranged" meaning "posing a physical threat to passengers and crew". Stealth-jacking is certainly offensive, but it is a disgusting offense, not a threatening offense. |
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moldy_rice
piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
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moldy_rice
piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comJoined: 2026-08-07 Banned |
WTF, OP? I had to find an archive to get the rest of the text, and there was a lot more to the story. As usual, United has fully lived down to its abysmally low standards. For anyone else who has zero intentions of paying for a NBC subscription for one article, here's an archive link. There are known problems with the site, but I could not find another archive that had the content. Use at your ...
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moldy_rice
piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comJoined: 2026-08-07 Banned |
Public masturbation is illegal. The protocol is probably to inform the commander and law enforcement and ask the person to stop, and restraining him if he does not comply.
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postmateDumbass
lemmy.world
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Well, that’s probably why they let him leave, nobody wants to touch that guy with a ten foot pole, let alone restrain him.
Restraints would just be a new kink. |
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nocturne
slrpnk.net
nocturne@slrpnk.netJoined: 2025-06-13 |
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Here is another article: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/united-airlines-flight-masturbating-incident/6551525/ |
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remon
ani.social
remon@ani.social Joined: 2024-09-25 |
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The problem might be on your end, because both links are working fine for me. |
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forkDestroyer
infosec.pub
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-01-25 |
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What do you mean? |
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forkDestroyer
infosec.pub
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-01-25 |
Yes, they duct tape people who pose a threat of death or serious injury to passengers and/or crew. Someone with deficient stealth-jacking skills disgusts and offends passengers and crew, but doesn't threaten injury. Restraints are not justified. There is a rather large community of people recording and storing radio communication between pilots and ATC. Chance are pretty good we'll hear whether...
If you're hit with someone's spunk nonconsensually, I think that counts as injury or some approximate of that, legally. |
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moldy_rice
piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comJoined: 2026-08-07 Banned |
The problem might be on your end, because both links are working fine for me.
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moldy_rice
piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comJoined: 2026-08-07 Banned |
What do you mean?
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remon
ani.social
remon@ani.social Joined: 2024-09-25 |
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Why should I try something different when it's already working? You are the one with the problem. Maybe you should try a less security hardened browser as it might be the cause of your problem. |
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Rivalarrival
lemmy.today
Rivalarrival@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Someone with deficient stealth-jacking skills disgusts and offends passengers and crew, but doesn’t threaten injury. Restraints are not justified. If you're hit with someone's spunk nonconsensually, I think that counts as injury or some approximate of that, legally.
It's certainly harm, and justified law enforcement intervention. But it's not a "open the emergency exit door in flight" level of harm. Nobody is threatened with death or grievous bodily harm here. Forceful intervention would increase that risk, rather than reducing it. |
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forkDestroyer
infosec.pub
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-01-25 |
It's certainly harm, and justified law enforcement intervention. But it's not a "open the emergency exit door in flight" level of harm. Nobody is threatened with death or grievous bodily harm here. Forceful intervention would increase that risk, rather than reducing it.
Harm and injury seem to be good enough reason to restrain. Dude could have gone into the bathroom and jacked it. Didn't have to do that in front of others, potentially including kids. Probably going to end up on a list and get sued. |
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forkDestroyer
infosec.pub
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-01-25 |
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Counterpoint: It's not a human need to goon or have sex in public. |
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Rivalarrival
lemmy.today
Rivalarrival@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Harm and injury seem to be good enough reason to restrain. Dude could have gone into the bathroom and jacked it. Didn't have to do that in front of others, potentially including kids. Probably going to end up on a list and get sued.
Initiating a physical altercation to restrain him is more likely to result in injuries. I can't fault the crew for their decision not to restrain him. I can fault them for not calling the cops. |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
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Yeah, but you were framing it as if becauce it didn't worked to you, then it didn't worked to anyone else |
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moldy_rice
piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comJoined: 2026-08-07 Banned |
Why should I try something different when it's already working? You are the one with the problem. Maybe you should try a less security hardened browser as it might be the cause of your problem.
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orgJoined: 2026-04-13 |
Counterpoint: It's not a human need to goon or have sex in public.
It's a human need to have sex. But yeah, having sex in public should never be done. |
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org
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"I don't like that he's actually saying something that makes sense so it's ableist" ahh comment |
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SilverFlame
lemmy.world
SilverFlame@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
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Your disability accommodations include a special security hardened browser? |
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blarth
thelemmy.club
blarth@thelemmy.club Joined: 2024-03-16 |
So it was you
A mod deleted my comment which was clearly a joke. Is this Reddit 2.0? |
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Sculptor9157
sh.itjust.works
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-15 |
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But he sure did. |
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athatet
lemmy.zip
athatet@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-09-12 |
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No it isn’t. |
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ayyy
sh.itjust.works
ayyy@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-06-20 |
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How often do you encounter homeless people on an airplane? |
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Noxy
pawb.social
noxypaws@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-12-16 |
the fuck is wrong with going to the airplane bathroom. what a creep. |
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PattyMcB
lemmy.world
PattyMcB@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-12 |
Well? Did he cum?! |
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hraegsvelmir
ani.social
hraegsvelmir@ani.social Joined: 2025-06-05 |
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It loads fine in Vanadium, Firefox and elinks. Not sure what you're going on about. It seems like this is a problem with either your connection or your setup, rather than the website, considering myself and others have accessed it fine. |
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peetabix
sh.itjust.works
peetabix@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-01-11 |
Well? Did he cum?!
I guess you could say he arrived at his destination. |
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massacre
lemmy.world
massacre@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Well? Did he cum?!
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! |
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