Also combat hyperloop incoming!

Yeah, because the last time Muskrat was on a govt committee, it went so well...

Ketamine and HRT drug fueled soldiers taking orders from hallucinating AI, to kill kids, for Israel.

I got as far as the first paragraph before noping out of that article - right about here...

Musk will be joined by Palmer Luckey...

Yes. About time to gut the US armed forces as well. And surely have yet another shit show with Trump. /s

They need to purge the military before they overturn the midterms just to address the possibility of US forces suddenly deciding not to follow illegal orders enough to detain Trump when given them. The US isn't a shitshow anymore, it's in a free fall that will drag a lot of the world with it.

They also appointed Microsoft CEO to build jet engines and appointed Boeing CEO to build server infrastructure.

Oh no please don't put the most trained and capable logistics/communication/warfare experts out of a job all at once.

Shits gonna backfire.

Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.

Kayfabe

and it's only self driving if you put a crew inside

Let me guess, the warfare of the future demands lots of Tesla power walls and a heavy reliance on starlink...

Full self driving 2033

You know what? Good. I'm glad that Elon is now a valid military target.

Kinda reminds me of Space King and his psycho warriors, just going around and murdering everyone and hating women.

It's a YT parody of Warhammer 40K for all of you non nerds.

Back in the circle jerk again.

And they sink if you actually test the submersible feature.

I like how Musk magically joins the government every time there is an election that Trump needs to cheat on. Then leaves like 4-6 months after the election is over. Probably just trying to make sure he doesn't get arrested by Democrats for all the illegal shit he is doing

Sure! Why not! Let's hire the nazi! American people...only you can save yourselves now.

Peter Thiel appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of class warfare

Well, is not like he's got anything else to do. Being the ceo of 5 (?) companies obviously doesn't take much of his time.

Might be better value from Boeing tbh

I'm convinced that his truck thing was supposed to be the next Humvee. That man loves the government teat.

Elon found an idiot buying his shitty Cybertruck.

Looking forward to the teleoperated robot super soldier army of the future.

Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.

but he said no weirdos....

Boeing Server 2026 featuring MCAS!

What could go wrong?

Here we go with the implementation of fully automated, AI fueled warfare as a blueprint to be used for internal affairs. I wish i weren't able to say it, but I told y'all this would happen.

The only thing getting gutted here is anything that has to do with ethics. LLMs do not second guess illegal commands or refuse to fulfill them, LLMs do not have qualms killing civvies, LLMs in general do not have issues with atrocities (or might even strategically deploy them), LLMs are never whistleblowers. The next Abu Ghraib will have noone leaking photos.

The 20% of generals they want to cut are those in positions that could prevent this future from happening.

I would move to Iran myself if they blew this fucker out of the sky on one of his douchebag jaunts across the ocean.

And the exact number of unsold cybertrucks!

Servers can crash more than once that's uncharted territory for boeing

Still.haven't finished with the fallout from that disaster.

It's more simple than that - like doge, this will be an extraction of public money, and maybe the transfer of more data from government / publicly funded storage to Musk's CSAM generating facility.

From what I've heard, they probably do better the less time he focuses on them.

It may be shitty, but it's so MANLY! /s, obvi

Yes, but do the sides fall off? Gotta ask the right questions.

Lol, Americas fucked, what does elon of all people know about warfare or military anything.

AI almost caused the American army to attack a Chinese ship that they though was shipping nuclear development machines, it wasn't but if they hadn't found out the AI thry used for the intelegence analysis made an few hours later, they might have engaged with china under false pretences.

First meeting of the new taskforce

Musk: So.... Ketamine, amirite?

I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.

The Trump administration has been pretty shit at militarism so far, I consider that a good thing when it comes to fascists. Hopefully this continues the trend.

Terrifying prospect

Oh look, I guess Neuralink isn't out of primate test subjects after all!

This reads like a song from a Dead Kennedys song. Well done!

insofar as the military exists to siphon public funds into oligarch hands (which is basically all the DoD exists to do, when it not being used being used to kill brown people), musk is kind of an expert

2055 - the US expeditionary force has been bogged down in the desert for 120 days with no resupply or recharge in sight. Tank commanders report they can do nothing to stop the enemy’s harrying hit-and-fade attacks in their Hilux technicals as the targeting systems pro subscription has expired and cannot be renewed due to connectivity issues.

This immigrant is ok because his skin is white.