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Ajuy lemmy.world Amine_Jouahri@lemmy.world
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switcheroo lemmy.world switcheroo@lemmy.world
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It do be like that.

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ThisOne lemmy.world ThisOne@lemmy.world
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Tf is she holding. Cream cheese and bananna on dry white bread?

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darthsundhaft piefed.social darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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Come Fly With Me

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Akip piefed.world Akip@piefed.world
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Tf is she holding. Cream cheese and bananna on dry white bread?

looked like gnocci to me lol. Banana makes more sense.

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LibertyLizard slrpnk.net LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net
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I mean there's a few that are worse. Some Latin American countries that did more genocide than Mexico are pretty weak.

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Skeezix lemmy.world skeezix@lemmy.world
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#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

looked like gnocci to me lol. Banana makes more sense.

It’s England. So that is rat dropping crumpets on hardened mulch loaf slathered with an aged goat sperm relish.

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Beacon fedia.io Beacon@fedia.io
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#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Tf is she holding. Cream cheese and bananna on dry white bread?

It's not banana slices, when she presses it down they maintain their curved shape and it makes a crunching noise

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Zahille7 lemmy.world Zahille7@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Would've been easier to say "everyone"

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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“Oh, you’re a fan of countries? Name them all.”

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Protoknuckles lemmy.world Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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I was expecting this

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kmartburrito lemmy.world kmartburrito@lemmy.world
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#12 · Quote Reply

Yes

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ThisOne lemmy.world ThisOne@lemmy.world
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looked like gnocci to me lol. Banana makes more sense.

I stared at it for 3 replays. Gnocci is a good guess but make no sense on bread.

I'm not convinced on bananas.

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ThisOne lemmy.world ThisOne@lemmy.world
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It’s England. So that is rat dropping crumpets on hardened mulch loaf slathered with an aged goat sperm relish.

Ah thanks. I see it now. How could I have missed it.

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ThisOne lemmy.world ThisOne@lemmy.world
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It's not banana slices, when she presses it down they maintain their curved shape and it makes a crunching noise

Sure, so what is it? And is that cream cheese?

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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“Oh, you’re a fan of countries? Name them all.”

Uuuuuuunited states Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Perú

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Banrik fedia.io Banrik@fedia.io
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Tf is she holding. Cream cheese and bananna on dry white bread?

It's quavers, a British brand of crisps. This post is just engagement bait lol

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Banrik fedia.io Banrik@fedia.io
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I stared at it for 3 replays. Gnocci is a good guess but make no sense on bread. I'm not convinced on bananas.

Quavers, which is a cheesy brand of British crisps. Am British so ask away if you're confused about anything else

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wildncrazyguy138 fedia.io wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
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#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

Quavers, which is a cheesy brand of British crisps. Am British so ask away if you're confused about anything else

When a new speaker of the house is selected, why must their first act be to physically feign terror and be dragged to the front of the house of commons by their colleagues?

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nanometer1625 thelemmy.club nanometer1625@thelemmy.club
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North Korea

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Obituarykidney lemmy.world Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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Sure, so what is it? And is that cream cheese?

Crisps

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ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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Mayo and funion (crisps) sandwich. British cuisine is frat pantry food

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Zahille7 lemmy.world Zahille7@lemmy.world
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I was expecting this

"and Germany (now in one piece!)"

Goddamn...

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lefaucet slrpnk.net lefaucet@slrpnk.net
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I was expecting this

Me too lol

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Mantzy81 aussie.zone Mantzy81@aussie.zone
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This lady always trolls with terrible English food. But as an ex-pome, I am also quite intrigued by her Philadelphia and quaver sandwich. It probably tastes alright in a "why am I eating this abomination and how is it actually good?" like many British food choices.

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StillAlive piefed.world StillAlive@piefed.world
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Quavers, which is a cheesy brand of British crisps. Am British so ask away if you're confused about anything else

What is the process to choose annual sacrifices for the royal family?

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Alex lemmy.ml stsquad@lemmy.ml
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When a new speaker of the house is selected, why must their first act be to physically feign terror and be dragged to the front of the house of commons by their colleagues?

It's a nod to history and the speaker who had to defy the king.

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VibeSurgeon piefed.social VibeSurgeon@piefed.social
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#28 · Quote Reply

It's bait

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Banrik fedia.io Banrik@fedia.io
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When a new speaker of the house is selected, why must their first act be to physically feign terror and be dragged to the front of the house of commons by their colleagues?

Stupid traditions mainly, answer for like 70% of things

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FluidBeef quokk.au FluidBeef@quokk.au
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Quavers, which is a cheesy brand of British crisps. Am British so ask away if you're confused about anything else

Quavers are banging! Dunno if I’d make a sandwich of them though.

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Banrik fedia.io Banrik@fedia.io
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What is the process to choose annual sacrifices for the royal family?

Depends which one, they're like a pantheon with their own prefered flavours.

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Banrik fedia.io Banrik@fedia.io
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Mayo and funion (crisps) sandwich. British cuisine is frat pantry food

Wot tha hek is a funion m8? Them quavers

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Banrik fedia.io Banrik@fedia.io
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This lady always trolls with terrible English food. But as an ex-pome, I am also quite intrigued by her Philadelphia and quaver sandwich. It probably tastes alright in a "why am I eating this abomination and how is it actually good?" like many British food choices.

Well the "why am I eating this answer" for this would be: I am very poor and only have this, if I had to est it. There's plenty of great tasting British food but the only times I've ever had a crisp sandwich is because I had no money & spare bread & crisps.

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decolo piefed.social decolo@piefed.social
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When a new speaker of the house is selected, why must their first act be to physically feign terror and be dragged to the front of the house of commons by their colleagues?

Is this for real??

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Widdershins lemmy.world Widdershins@lemmy.world
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#35 · Quote Reply

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru

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Enkrod feddit.org Enkrod@feddit.org
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#36 · (edited) Quote Reply

"and Germany (now in one piece!)" Goddamn...

What... what shape is Germany on that map?! And does Switzerland have a... a coastline on the adriatic sea?

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CrimeIsLegalNow ani.social CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
Joined: 2026-09-09
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North Korea

I'd never considered it before but there's definitely two distinct styles of "Korean" food now, huh.

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lazynooblet lazysoci.al lazynooblet@lazysoci.al
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Quavers, which is a cheesy brand of British crisps. Am British so ask away if you're confused about anything else

I don't think it's quavers. More like space raiders

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Evildave lemmy.world Evildave@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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It's quavers, a British brand of crisps. This post is just engagement bait lol

The crisps are Space Raiders

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Lazylazycat lemmy.world Lazylazycat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
#40 · Quote Reply

Tf is she holding. Cream cheese and bananna on dry white bread?

It's a delicacy, the Crisp Sandwich.

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buddascrayon lemmy.world buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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#41 · Quote Reply

France

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JustPlainDave lemmy.zip JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
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#42 · Quote Reply

It'd probably be a shorter list if you name the countries with worse food.

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ThisOne lemmy.world ThisOne@lemmy.world
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#43 · Quote Reply

Quavers, which is a cheesy brand of British crisps. Am British so ask away if you're confused about anything else

Okay and crisps are potatos yes? And the white stuff is actually cream cheese?

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Fizz lemmy.nz Fizz@lemmy.nz
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That is the least convincing list of countries. Is this dude intentionally trying to make Brits look good

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ThisOne lemmy.world ThisOne@lemmy.world
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#45 · Quote Reply

It's quavers, a British brand of crisps. This post is just engagement bait lol

Well it got me. So potatoes and cream cheese on white bread is what's happening?

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bampop lemmy.world bampop@lemmy.world
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#46 · Quote Reply

Name me a country

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Arthur Besse lemmy.ml cypherpunks@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2022-01-17
#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

What... what shape is Germany on that map?! And does Switzerland have a... a coastline on the adriatic sea?

See https://animaniacs.fandom.com/wiki/Yakko's_World_(song)#Errors,_Inaccuracies,_and_Other_Geographical_Trivia for just a few other issues 😂

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remon ani.social remon@ani.social
Joined: 2024-09-25
#48 · Quote Reply

Take a list of all the countries, remove the UK. Now you have a complete list!

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GalacticGrapefruit lemmy.world GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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Take a list of all the countries, remove the UK. Now you have a complete list!

My esteemed fellow, that was, in fact, the meme.

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/home/pineapplelover lemmy.dbzer0.com pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#50 · Quote Reply

It's most likely a bait tik tok for the first one. But the best British food has to be chicken tikka masala

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gmtom lemmy.world gmtom@lemmy.world
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#51 · Quote Reply

"British food bad" is probably the most overdone and lazy joke on the entire internet.

Every single person that parrots " they conquered the world for spices and then didn't use any" is an actual NPC.

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