Link: https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/03-10-2026/kiwibank-is-desperately-trying-to-stop-people-saying-they-want-to-fuck-its-sheep-mascot

But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

OK? So don't make it so fuckable

This is the green M&M all over again

investigates

I dunno if a beauty salon was maybe the best setting to use for your ad, Kiwibank.

Here's her SFW intro video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2cQW_MQRtQS

Kwikbank: where men are men, and sheep are nervous

A different but relevant video 🐑:
https://vimeo.com/24550780?fl=pl&fe=sh

Possibly NSFW.

Eh, she's ok but she's no Judy Hopps.

New Zealand never beating the allegations

The Young Kash Patel Story.

Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There's a reason you don't see her anymore...

So a bank, like a real bank that people safeguard their savings, has this as its mascot?

Uhhh, what is the conclusion i should gather from this? Is it like an anti-bestiallity ad?

She got rear-ended by Aflac.

@TeamSports_or_CuckPorn@lemmy.world verdict?

We've seen everything

Lol. No idea, I saw this years ago and it stuck with me. I guess don't fuck sheep.

You guys bring my hope that this will be a place better than reddit one day higher than ever before.

People are fucking gross. There’s no way around it.

Wait… I haven’t seen it. Can someone post it. For research purposes.

Stone houses and glass or something like that.

Ben Affleck?

At least it’s not a sperm bank.

fucking sean william scott again.....

Remember Samsung Sam?

https://mms.fandom.com/wiki/Ms._Green

In addition to the visual changes, the characters' personalities were also updated. Ms. Green, known for her self-awareness and outgoing nature, now has a more inclusive and friendly demeanor. The redesign aimed to emphasize her confidence without the previous overt focus on femininity and sexuality, which had been a point of contention among audiences. This change was part of a broader effort to reduce the sexualization of female mascots and promote a more progressive representation.

Huh.

I mean thats a message i can stand behind, tho this is a confusing way of communicating that

Comments, naturally, are disabled.

FBI is looking into it.

The fallout appears to be spreading. “I want to fuck the National Bank horse,” says one account.

I'm fuckin dead

…for recruiting.

This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner

Other Bluesky furry accounts have accused Kiwibank of censoring sexy sheep art that wasn’t even connected to Buck in any way, essentially making their work collateral damage in a war over a reputably fuckable farm animal from New Zealand.

The DMCA is out of control

Considering I've never heard of Kiwibank until now, the advertising is working.

Maybe just not working as they intended...

Nope, Corkscrew Aflec.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsQwicbsy4

And so history repeats itself...

Obligatory 'Thanks, Smokey!' 🐑🍆

Is it a sperm bank company?

I do not.

Though The Spinoff hasn’t viewed them, it understands some were quite pornographic.

Ya I'm sure no one looked lol

ddg search for erin esurance rule 34

https://rule34.gg/?tags=esurance

https://hentaiporns.net/r/character/erin-esurance/

It's advertising. They always do it on purpose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

Idk wtf I just watched, but it was hilarious.

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