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Track_Shovel
slrpnk.net
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-13 |
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Boomer Humor Doomergod
lemmy.world
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-03-15 |
This is one reason I sit down to pee |
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UncleArthur
lemmy.world
UncleArthur@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-03-31 |
I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate. |
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Fredselfish
sh.itjust.works
Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-07 |
I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
How does sitting sholve this issue? |
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expatriado
lemmy.world
expatriado@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-18 |
How does sitting sholve this issue?
can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack |
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Sanctus
anarchist.nexus
Sanctus@anarchist.nexusJoined: 2025-09-08 |
Ah, a leaky pisser. Put a whole defensive shield in there, the toilet paper is made to grab piss. |
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HumanOnEarth
lemmy.ca
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-08-23 |
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MrSelfDestruct
lemmy.dbzer0.com
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-11-20 |
can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack
What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee. |
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Midnight Wolf
lemmy.world
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-23 |
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it ππ§ |
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Nuerion
lemmy.world
Nuerion@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-12-07 |
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ha was just gonna come recommenced the same thing careful if you have a boner though that shit will squirt out |
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BassTurd
lemmy.world
BassTurd@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter". It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point. |
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saltesc
lemmy.world
saltesc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private. We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right. |
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turdas
suppo.fi
turdas@suppo.fi Joined: 2023-06-17 |
How does sitting sholve this issue?
You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper. |
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QuinnyCoded
sh.itjust.works
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-09-14 |
I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!! |
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QuinnyCoded
sh.itjust.works
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-09-14 |
im too young to relate, but I'll tell you my opinion of this meme in approximately 20 years π |
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mynameisbob
lemmy.ml
mynameisbob@lemmy.mlJoined: 2026-04-29 |
We need penis clips... Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya'll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it. |
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MrSelfDestruct
lemmy.dbzer0.com
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-11-20 |
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private. We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.
I learned this living in the CaCa-PooPoo-PeePee-Shire. |
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darvocet
infosec.pub
darvocet@infosec.pub Joined: 2023-06-23 |
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Ya exactly. I make sure to always do a quick taint massage after peeing at the urinal. It really only takes a minute or so and then you shake. |
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Fedegenerate
fedinsfw.app
Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app Joined: 2026-02-22 |
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Manjushri
piefed.social
Manjushri@piefed.social Joined: 2025-09-29 |
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter". It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already. |
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TimboSlice
discuss.online
TimboSlice@discuss.onlineJoined: 2024-12-12 |
Push under your balls |
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BambiDiego
lemmy.world
BambiDiego@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
All the advice is great, especially the taint squeeze (situation permitting), but maybe also get your prostate looked at. Two close friends, identical twins, one had this problem and the other didn't. Doctor said it was the inflamed prostate. |
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queeradjacent
sh.itjust.works
queeradjacent@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-10 |
This is one reason I sit down to pee
The smart phones came first. Then came the aging prostate. |
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troybot
piefed.social
troybot@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-28 |
Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You're welcome. |
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Track_Shovel
slrpnk.net
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-06-13 |
im too young to relate, but I'll tell you my opinion of this meme in approximately 20 years π
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Dale
lemmy.world
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-28 |
I genuinely donβt know if itβs related, but this mostly stopped happening to me after I took up running. |
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shartgargle
lemmy.zip
shartgargle@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-09 |
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter". It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
I wanna say this was a thing on "the league"? I'm not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league. |
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HotsauceHurricane
lemmy.world
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-05-13 |
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year. |
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shartgargle
lemmy.zip
shartgargle@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-09 |
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it ππ§
I do the helicopter as I'm peeing. But I prefer absolute chaos! |
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BassTurd
lemmy.world
BassTurd@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
I wanna say this was a thing on "the league"? I'm not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.
Taco created the pee bib in The League. Great show. |
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shartgargle
lemmy.zip
shartgargle@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-09 |
I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
Sitting while you pee is not recommended if you have an unfeasible large penis. I don't have one, I'm just saying. |
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LostCarcosan
lemmy.today
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-04-17 |
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The ol' grundle pump |
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chunkystyles
sopuli.xyz
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-29 |
please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!!
It was a symbolic gesture in memory of the twin towers. |
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CareHare
sh.itjust.works
CareHare@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Push under your balls
Or just sit down while taking your piss. In public bathrooms, sure I'll use the urinal, but at home or work (very clean toilets at my job), I'll happily sit and have no problems. |
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Tikiporch
lemmy.world
Tikiporch@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-03 |
Push under your balls
Cleaning the gutter. |
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toynbee
lemmy.world
toynbee@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
I've been to several retail establishments that have reminded me of the NYE episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. |
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VibeSurgeon
piefed.social
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
Just sit down already, jesus christ |
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starik
lemmy.today
starik@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-06-19 Banned |
Ya exactly. I make sure to always do a quick taint massage after peeing at the urinal. It really only takes a minute or so and then you shake.
You stand at a public urinal massaging your taint for over a minute? |
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daddycool
lemmy.world
daddycool@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it ππ§
But how do I write my name on the wall then? |
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im_fine_sandy
nord.pub
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub Joined: 2026-08-05 |
Sitting while you pee is not recommended if you have an unfeasible large penis. I don't have one, I'm just saying.
I think it's more about how you sit, and the design of the toilet. |
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saigot
lemmy.ca
saigot@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-07 |
You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper.
The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren't getting in there. |
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FluidBeef
quokk.au
FluidBeef@quokk.au Joined: 2025-08-12 |
I feel like my foreskin has got even bigger over time. Itβs like all foreskin now. |
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im_fine_sandy
nord.pub
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub Joined: 2026-08-05 |
How does sitting sholve this issue?
There's a variety of reasons. Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off. Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that. Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting. Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate. |
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im_fine_sandy
nord.pub
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub Joined: 2026-08-05 |
You stand at a public urinal massaging your taint for over a minute?
Only if there's someone watching. Otherwise it's just a quick poke and I'm done. |
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Midnight Wolf
lemmy.world
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-23 |
But how do I write my name on the wall then?
With a sharpie, duh. Didn't they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade. |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
That's not normal at 37. In fact, that's not normal at 60. |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly. |
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purplemonkeymad
programming.dev
purplemonkeymad@programming.dev Joined: 2023-08-08 |
Yea, get yourself checked if that happens. |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren't getting in there.
You can milk it out |
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SaharaMaleikuhm
feddit.org
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org Joined: 2024-07-23 |
37? That's the new 20 |
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HonoraryMancunian
lemmy.world
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly.
Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You'll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That's why I always use a toilet if I'm able to. And urinals are gross, there's always splashback even if you can't see it. (No shade at you specifically btw, I didn't downvote you) |
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