This is one reason I sit down to pee

I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.

How does sitting sholve this issue?

can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack

Ah, a leaky pisser. Put a whole defensive shield in there, the toilet paper is made to grab piss.

What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.

The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it

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ha was just gonna come recommenced the same thing careful if you have a boner though that shit will squirt out

A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".

It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.

Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.

We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.

You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper.

please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!!

im too young to relate, but I'll tell you my opinion of this meme in approximately 20 years 👍

We need penis clips... Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya'll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it.

I learned this living in the CaCa-PooPoo-PeePee-Shire.

Ya exactly. I make sure to always do a quick taint massage after peeing at the urinal. It really only takes a minute or so and then you shake.

Well, Did you Dab? I Dab. You should Dab!

When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.

Push under your balls

All the advice is great, especially the taint squeeze (situation permitting), but maybe also get your prostate looked at.

Two close friends, identical twins, one had this problem and the other didn't. Doctor said it was the inflamed prostate.

The smart phones came first. Then came the aging prostate.

Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You're welcome.

I genuinely don’t know if it’s related, but this mostly stopped happening to me after I took up running.

I wanna say this was a thing on "the league"? I'm not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.

They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.

I do the helicopter as I'm peeing. But I prefer absolute chaos!

Taco created the pee bib in The League. Great show.

Sitting while you pee is not recommended if you have an unfeasible large penis. I don't have one, I'm just saying.

The ol' grundle pump

It was a symbolic gesture in memory of the twin towers.

Or just sit down while taking your piss. In public bathrooms, sure I'll use the urinal, but at home or work (very clean toilets at my job), I'll happily sit and have no problems.

Cleaning the gutter.

I've been to several retail establishments that have reminded me of the NYE episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Just sit down already, jesus christ

You stand at a public urinal massaging your taint for over a minute?

But how do I write my name on the wall then?

I think it's more about how you sit, and the design of the toilet.

The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren't getting in there.

I feel like my foreskin has got even bigger over time. It’s like all foreskin now.

There's a variety of reasons.

Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off.

Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.

Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.

Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.

Only if there's someone watching. Otherwise it's just a quick poke and I'm done.

With a sharpie, duh. Didn't they teach you that in 4th grade? And if you put your phone number below it, hot chicks will call you day and night to hold hands. That nugget is from 6th grade.

That's not normal at 37. In fact, that's not normal at 60.

Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly.

Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.

You can milk it out

37? That's the new 20

Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You'll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That's why I always use a toilet if I'm able to. And urinals are gross, there's always splashback even if you can't see it.

(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn't downvote you)