Judy Hopps

Maybe don't show her out on a date, then?

While I'm not Welsh, I've lived in Wales for some time and I've been informed the reputation comes from after the English conquest in the middle ages; English law of the time apparently demanded death for those who stole sheep but lesser penalties for those caught shagging them. Therefore Welsh poachers when caught red-handed would claim to be having their way with the livestock rather than stealing it.

This isn't journalism, it's an ad. I hadn't heard of Kiwibank until right now.

Meh?

Mmmmehhhh. If you're gonna bleat, really get into it.

I would imagine New Zealanders should be sensitive and wise about sheep sexualisation jokes...

Obligatory Thanks Smokey

https://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE?is=kVR_yLIBeQpvR6p2

Before Judy Hopps there was Lola Bunny, and before Lola Bunny there was Maid Marian; and before all of them there was Bugs Bunny in drag.

Kash is happily married

username checks out

Herw is your updoot sir.

I took the commenter's implication to be that True Journalists would have looked into the images and been able to confirm if they were, in fact, pornographic.

It's big in Wales

Jealous?

Whales are indeed big.

Said it in another thread with the same thumbnail:

If they didn't want people to lust after their mascot, they shouldn't have given her "fuck me" eyes and a sultry smile. This is the internet, they should have anticipated this.

54 entries in about 2 months on the blue site. Yeah, that isn't a lot.

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I assume that unless someone lives in New Zealand, that they probably aren't going to be using Kiwibank. They appear to only do business there.

Damn you, sexy whales!

In the back of a VW?

Lol I'm glad someone got this 30+ year old joke

Also that Snoop album Doggystyle.

"It'd take like 3 guys to fuck an ostritch sheep"

well, it's making some people want to make a deposit

And the color of that green M&M trollop.

Yeah, we really don't want to encourage the Aussies too much.

To be fair, our current government is a total clown show.

I didn't go to school for 4 years for a dying field to stare at degen porn of bank mascots

The CEO is upset at being the only Scalie in the room

They knew exactly what they were doing

We're talking about it, aren't we?

It's a bank owned by the New Zealand government, so if you're not based in New Zealand, that's not a surprise.

If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life

True. They're also owned by the NZ government, actually.

There's something people here don't understand

When something happening in New Zealand gets global attention, everyone in the country takes notice

Kiwis wouldn't pay attention to the ads, but the instant that they get overseas eyes involved, they'll be all over it

Source: am Kiwi

Also, WOULD

But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

For every deranged penis they cut off, two more take its place! Hail Hydra!

Why did they give a sheep eyeliner?

A sheep with freaking eyeliner.

They know what they did.

To be fair to be fair, our clown show of a government want to sell off Kiwibank.

Yes, a real bank.

But not really safeguarded. New Zealand doesn’t do deposit protection like the FDIC.

Krakens aren't that bad, there is place for 2 cuties

Kiwi should've given that away, duhhhh.

Anyone else think this a ploy to find candidates for the FBI on the US? If you open an account do you also get a job there?

If this doesn't make it onto John Oliver's show at some point, I will be very disappointed.

It's been a minute.

It's the old classic Scottish joke again:

A man at the bar is complaining:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
"but you fuck one sheep..."

On the fucking nose:

"oh no, the publicity!"

This reads like a Dropout Brennan Lee Mulligan CEO sketch