Club Mate

there will be lots of personal opinions here ... mine is that champagne is -not awful but still- overrated.

Malört is really popular here and I have no idea why. Some kind of hipster shibboleth.

I don't get beer

It really ain't that bad lol

Pretty much any non cocktailed alcohol. It all tastes kinda like shit except for some wines.

I got to liking it because I would drink it with friends, now it reminds me of the good times

Gin. It's garbage.

the trick is to be 15 and get started with a 40 of colt 45 that your friend's mom got for you and your friend for helping with yardwork. choke that down just for the buzz and then actual craft beer is like candy

Stealing keystone light from your parents in 7th grade makes all other beer taste amazing except for Miller light

Depends on the Gin, I quite like Drumshanbo neat. And Gin and Tonic is my go to drink.

You just need the right beer. Sam adams and Octoberfest. Cali squeeze blood orange tastes like orange hi-c. Devils gap Jalepeno ale. There are some good tasting beers

Moxie. Although, I think the right answer is that "I'd never consider something others liked as bad because that would be judgmental and offensive." Based on recent exchanges here.

Coffee

I get it, it's an acquired taste. But I sure don't like it.

Baiju

All diet drinks. Whatever sugar substitutes they use taste awful no matter what. Now there are products I can't consume because the default version has fake sugar as well. Nasty stuff.

Most teas smell like a wet forest floor to me.

Diet Dr Pepper is the only one I like and I assume that one of the flavors in it is covering up that nasty fake sugar flavor and aftertaste.

I agree, and that's why I like it.

IMHO it’s saved by the mimosa. Throw some orange juice in that overhyped sparkling grape juice and I am IN. Great for tolerating events with people you don’t like.

Flavored Sparkling water with no sweeteners of any kind. I'm looking at you Bubly

Are you familiar with the concept of subjectivity?

I'm really not sure you are.

Energy Drinks. Yes every single sickly disgusting rancid smelling one of them.

Sorry but you're utterly wrong

Seltzer water. I don't understand why it's even sold at stores or offered in cafeterias. Stuff tastes like cement.

Edit: grammar

Shit tastes like someone else is thinking about the flavor

I've tried some "good" craft beers based on friends' recommendations and still not good. I think beer just isn't for me. I much prefer cider.

My dad used to get weekly deliveries of the stuff. Couldn't stand it.

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You should find a smoothie beer. They exist in all fruit flavours, I personally love them. And sour beers. Vault City and Funky Fluid are my two favourite breweries.

I love seltzer water. I think the taste of cement you hate is carbon. Even if the bubbles are gone, I can still taste it.

Maybe it's like cilantro. To some people it tastes like soap.

I don't get hard liquor. Some are drinkable mixed, but it's like you just made the mixed drink a bit worse. So far I only had one liquor, which did benefited the mixed drink. Licor 43 with milk, but I guess you could just make this without alcohol.
Of course I didn't drank all types of liquor and I never tasted premium stuff. I don't even like wine. The only thing I do actually enjoy is beer. There I do like the taste.
With mixed drinks, it looks to me that they just wanted a version that is drinkable, so you can get drunk. To me loosing control from alcohol is not fun. A bit light headed is fine, but for me beer does this as well.

Do I have the perfect tea for you!

Moss loose leaf tea!

It's carbonic acid and doesn't taste good to me.

Add wine and beer to the list.

If you like cider but not beer, have you tried a mead yet? There's no need to keep trying beers if they're not for you.

Monster energy drinks. Tastes like what I imagine dumpster juice is like.

And any drink with Stevia in it. Instant dealbreaker if I see it in the ingredients.

Most regular energy drinks. Red Bull and regular Monster taste like battery acid to me. Remember NOS? That too. Also Rockstar. All battery acid.

The flavored variants can be better though.

Reminds me of this.

Part of it is just getting used to it. I used to hate the no sugar versions of Coca-Cola®️. Other than the taste the viscosity is also ‘wrong’ in Coke zero. The sugary versions is much thicker.

I switched anyway because I was drinking too many calories.

Strangely though, real Coke now tastes weird to me. There is this strange aftertaste that I never noticed before switching to zero.

How old are you? (this is a legit question, not trying to judge or anything).
Do you drink coffee? If so, how do you like it?

Oh, coffee and all forms of alcohol.

I think I might have stronger perception of bitter flavours than the average person, so both of these taste bad to me. Coffee is hands down the worst though. It doesn't even smell good. It's like if someone burnt something. Rancid.

Before anyone claims I've just encountered bad coffee - I live in Melbourne, we have a lot of high quality baristas here so I doubt it.

Dr Pepper, the fuck is that shit?

It's like drinking static though, it's lovely

I rarely consume alcohol nowadays (maybe 1-2x a year), but I'll keep that in mind.

I rarely consume alcohol nowadays (maybe 1-2x a year), but I'll keep that in mind.

It feels like the water is angry, why drink angry water???

According to this article and some commenters on this thread: urine.

I'll add Gin and Tonic. I've tried a lot, anywhere from homemade with supposedly good gin, and at expensive bars. It's just a shit drink.

Unironically I like La Croix, specifically lime.

However if I’m feeling splurge-y I’ll get Topo Chico Lime or Grapefruit.