Ooh pickles!

It’s great when you need to run. Fantastic when you have the runs.

I think they mean the wheel with the handles where you kneel and roll it forward and back to work your abs.

What was the name for this? Waffle stomping? I remember the name used to make me giggle

The other week I didn’t get the fries with my normal chicken burger from the fast food place and didn’t get that awful heavy feeling in my stomach afterwards. Made me so angry.

the reason i do endurance sports is so that i CAN eat like trash

I dont eat to move... i move to eat

It senses spicy, because spicy isn't actually a form of taste, but rather just your pain sensors being triggered by a chemical, like for example capsaicin (chilis) or piperine (black pepper).

Wikipedia says for capsaicin:

By binding to TRPV1 receptors, capsaicin produces similar sensations to those of excessive heat or abrasive damage, such as warming, tingling, itching, or stinging, explaining why capsaicin is described as an irritant on the skin and eyes or by ingestion.

So, I guess, the butthole would in a sense be good at feeling temperature, but only for excessive/painful heat.

But also, people generally report that this problem largely goes away when they start using a bidet.
So far, the explanation that makes the most sense to me, is that you get micro-scratches from the toilet paper, and then the capsaicin etc. will really be able to irritate the broken skin.

Oh great !

I wAn't you tO INsTALl OmarcHY fOr Me, I hEArd IT's THE GeaTeSt of LInuxES.

You can pull out the dishwasher cutlery basket and take it to the cutley drawer, instead of taking them one by one.

"wait 30 minutes"

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I just looked this up and Gordon Ramsey's video popped up. That looks crazy easy 😯 Thanks for the tip 😆

I have a clothes valet for this, my husband uses a chair. The advantage of my valet is that it has 2 rails - one for my "semi-clean", I-can-wear-it-again clothes, one for clean outfits I'm planning. Even faster than having to fold and fit stuff in a packing cube 😉

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I remember years before Reddit and that post, "Waffle Stompers" were slang for big, army-type boots.

That would work for women too. Important is the direction towards the spine, not towards the genitalia.

An alternative that I do with my parents: "I told you not to buy this locked Samsung phone filled with adware (or antivirus subscription), throw it in the trash and buy a real phone that is cheaper, I'm not helping you anymore because you don't listen to me."

(Yes, it's a rant but it works)

I know! Instant coffee!

Some of us live in places with drought issues.

Uhm wait I've been showering in shit to save time. Now this changes everything!

Have your cutlery drawer next to the dishwasher and you don't even need to

You think that now. I used to make butt spray and put it in little spray foam dispensers in the bathroom. You could spray it on toilet paper to make a flushable wipe. It normally has a little lavender castille soap in it but once i accidentally bought the ginger soap and my husband complained that it was too spicy.

When trying to get the last bit of pasta sauce from a jar, don't bother with a rubber spatula/pot licker.

Generally you need to add a bit of water to the pot at some point anyway, because some of that moisture is boiling off. So instead, after you pour most of the sauce into the pot, add that water up front by putting a little bit to the jar, closing the lid and shaking, and now add that to the pot.

Yes sir! I do this every day!

Yeah, this may work for people under a certain height. I think my knees are gonna hit the wall (or the tank).

I pull out the cutlery basket, unload it directly from the counter by the silverware drawer. Then I go back and pull out the entire top rack and do the same, then the bottom.

I only have to walk back to the dishwasher 3 times.

Dude, that is so fucking gross. I pray you are joking.

I knew a dude who claimed he didn't bother to wipe his ass at all if he was going to get into the shower. Never saw someone blacklisted by his social peers so hard.

But straight up shitting in the shower? Hell, just shit in the kitchen sink. Or outside on the lawn and leave it.

It is difficult to shave a face without a mirror, but I know many women do this, as legs don't require a mirror.

Starbucks! The coffee practically grinds itself!

Dishwasher at night or very early morning. The power costs are lower.

God, Omarchy is so fucking useless. Dude at work was going on about it so I staged it up on a random machine. It isn't an operating system: it is an AI GUI.

It lasted a good hour before I blew it out. Fucking unusable with no benefit.

Well played. You captured the moment with perfection.

In a lot of dishwashers, the silverware goes in its own little detachable caddy. Instead of reaching over to the dishwasher to load and unload every fork and knife, just pick up the caddy and collect all the silverware, or take it directly to where its stored and unload it there.

Edit: someone beat me to it, haha

Haha I just made this comment, it took me too many years to think of this

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I have a metal disk from a hard drive that I keep on a suction cup in my shower to use as a mirror. Works wonderfully.

I was concerned about that too, but I finally went ahead and got one, and it's really not bad. With how briefly the water is in contact, it just hasn't been an issue. We have fridge temp cold water from our tap as well.

We got a Rinseworks 360 hand bidet, and after trying it for a while I got another one. Definitely reccomend it.

Also, if you sort your silverware before starting the dishwasher, unloading will be faster

on your billing plan, maybe

For comparison, my daily shower, with a low-flow shower head, uses 12 to 13 gallons. Hand-washing a large item, like a cooking pot, can take several gallons.

I'm so glad you shared details which explain why he deleted his comment lol

wait. so you want our things and your not going to tell us the better way to grind coffee.

I too will give no secrets without recompense.

just wanted to add that shaving in the shower at the end or doing it in the bath right after is great as the steam and such really gets your skin in the right condition to shave. I even do it without shaving cream or soap in the shower because you can just keep your skin real wet.

Oh Christ WASH YOUR DAMN ASS you baboon. Get over it.

First off, there's thing called humor. Perhaps you haven't heard of it, perhaps you don't see it here. There's also this thing called context. Earlier comments were talking about cold water. "Cold" varies from region to region. In my area it comes out at about 4° C. I have no problem washing my ass and am not a baboon. Nor am I inclined toward name-calling. I just prefer to use something closer to skin temperature than it is to ice.

I should calculate it, but I wouldn't be surprised if my water flow sensor uses more electricity in a year than the dishwasher. It's very low-current, but it's on 24/7.

Our kids defaulted to this when they were first learning, because they were excited to see and then remembered they needed to wipe too. Teaching them to wipe before standing took some extra time, I wonder if that got skipped for you? Or your parents, who passed that on?

You must have a very small shower (or a very large toothbrush)

I do have a mirror in the shower for that purpose. Whenever I use conditioner in my hair I rub some on my face as well and that works great to shave with