damn, I kept playing just for the plot, I can't wait for the 2billion budget sequel voiced by keanu reeves and ana de armas

That takes up 300Gb and requires a third party launcher plus denuvo

I couldn't play it because it's PlayStation exclusive 😔

although the min reqs gonna be crazy, I'm counting the days to summer 2038

OMFG, this is hilarious!

Thanks, I hate it.

This is just Halo 3 on easy. Where is the DLC? The in game currencies? Rare lootbox skins? Forced online pvp with ranked rewards?

And what is happening the flags should waving in different directions thanks to DLSS5.

I mean minesweeper is :100: a AAA game, what are we even talking about.

Start saving for the 9090Ti now if you want to run it over 30 fps.

What happened in Singapore?!?!?

Coooool I finally finished a round of minesweeper.

I gotta sweep these mines

Oh, did a new xcom come out?

You still get the same ending, even if you explode all the mines. 0/10 would not recommend. ☹️

Naked snake and para-medic in an alternate world....

Now do Skifree

This yes so well made I was sad there wasn't more. I love Minesweepers.

It was a massacre

https://youtu.be/LHY8NKj3RKs

SkiFree2play

Now that is a good game!

holy shit where can I pay 80 eur for this?

Brilliant

What? No localization team? As a native bahasa speaker, this is literally unplayable!

Wtf did I just experience 😂

We can have quadruple A game in a browser but we have to download an app just so we can get an appointment.

Also the lack of QTE is disappointing, 7/10.

Hey, for an AAA game there is a serious lack of a launcher, issues with kernel level anti cheat, creating a separate account and a 30 gigabyte update.

Things went sideways..

That can't be even A tier. It run perfectly on mobile, vertical.

The yellow paint indicator 💀

Where's the part about making an account to "share your score with your friends".

Also missed the "Achievements": the very first click should've triggered at least "Started your first sweep", "Just got lucky: your blind click wasn't a mine!", "Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click" and "Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click".

Also didn't saw any "sweep store" selling things like "Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding".

I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.

When I saw the UE logo I burst in laughter, 10/10 spot on

I need to sweep these mines.

I did not expect to be double crossed after all that work.

This is fantastic! Wonderfully done and funny. Thank you!🙏

Minesweeper is the GOAT of all timewasters. GTA6 is going to have a run for its money. Physical release?

Too real 🫠

Where’s my DLC and monthly subscriptions?

This is so cool! The yellow tiles were funny hahahaha

Absolute gold

I accidentally saved the whole city on my second playthrough!

I had completely forgotten that's what happens, but that's obvious. Don will be so disappointed!

Do I need to play the prequel to enjoy this?

It’s apparently vibe coded but no less hilarious because of it.

I finished AAA-Minesweeper without dying. Just clicked all fields until everything was solved. Very nice atmospheric blood effect on the sides of screen, just like real bombs would hurt me. Unfortunately I had no audio; was there supposed to be some audio?

Edit: Oh and the credits still roll while I was typing this.

there is a game boy side series that explains why the villain become the villain so he you would sympathise him to an extent - he actually has a point

Yeah but if you play the prequel without reading the novella first then what are you even doing with your life.

I want to buy a special skin for Sweeper!

All right first you're gonna need to track down a Nokia N-gage, then what you're gonna wanna do is take the battery out...

i like the part where ot always tells you where to click and the main character and the woman also constantly explain it xD

The fact that it's impossible to die reminded me of that Wolverine motorcycle game.

I need to sweep these mines.

Well shit. Evidently that's all AI generated. That sucks.