Fake: OP is >6ft tall. Gay: OP turned into a les(trans)bian.

Is there a slur pass that he gets for that?

Take the W, OP.

Seriously, there's still potential there.

Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn't treat women like sex objects

Dont fuck it up, OP (narrator: he did.)

fake: op talks to girls

gay: op is one of the girls

Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.

Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.

Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)

I'll probably get brutally assassinated for saying this, but typing "female friend" in this case is simpler than explaining that "girl friend" is not his girl friend.

I know there are people that have made it a mission in life to be shit heels and have made the word female into something nasty but I still say we shouldn't let them.

Thanks for listening to my Ted talk and try not to hate me for having an opinion.

What about... "Friend"?

Uhhh potential that OP will realize he just made some friends? Or....?

Did you not read the post? Her being a woman is critical to the story

"With her and her friends" makes it pretty clear in my opinion, but I guess the use of "female" makes it clear that op is a man

I think we should go deeper. Rewrote it to avoid any language that might trigger anyone.

>friend invites me to group-watch cartoons
>pretty fun
>they want me to watch stuff with them next week too
>get invited to their irc
>they call their weekly cartoon watching night
>ask why they invited me to watch night
>they say I don't count
>ask why
>"you're basically a friend"
What the? I'm 6'1

Hope that helped

I may just be old, but I agree. (Editing to add I'm an old cis woman.) I think Anon using "female" as an adjective with "friend" when he's going on to talk about girls' night with her and the rest of his new friends is several levels less bad than someone using "female" as a noun, they're just dismissed as "a female."

I also suspect that it won't be long before the egg cracks and we see the update on this post over in blahaj 196 or whatever it is.

I was always "basically a girl" in a gir group. It's great, i don't even jnderstand what the problem is.

Wait, you hear “her” and assume gender. Die in a fire bigot.

Being one of the girls > being one of the guys

man friend with feeeeemalees?

must be trans

No, male-female friendships are great and can last a long time, but these girls say Anon is practically a girl, maybe they see something true.

That could work and would probably be fine here, but saying female in this case is ok because context.

It was descriptive of his friend, not a label or whatever it is that makes it bad.

They're making baseless, silly assumptions in the same vein as modern bigots in jest. Is satire.

There's potential for friendship, but I have long hair and have since high-school. I hung out with girls and let them braid my hair and even put make up on me. Still got tons of tail at that time.

He won, but at what cost?

I'm a 6'6'' man, but I dream of being a 4'7'' femboy.

It's almost like being a nice decent person gets you laid a lot.

Really? I've always thought female as an adjective is completely normal. Using it as a noun (to describe women) is what's weird.

attached picture in the post is Mari from omori (a minor)

This rocks. Good on you, and good on you for inspiring others with your story.

Fascinating. I'm glad I didn't accidentally masturbate to what I might otherwise assume is an adult.

Thank you for informing me of the age of this drawn woman, so that I may avoid upsetting [insert who fucking cares]

I'm a straightish 6' dude built like a plumber but the lesbians in my DnD group declared me an honorary lesbian.

Okay, and? Are you worried someone's gonna whack their shit to a green text?

Hey now dudes over 6 feet can be femboys too. Don't let your height limit your possibilities, king (?queen).

A bunch of girls being comfortable around him...

NoooooooooooooooOoooOOOooooooo!!!!

This is it. Just hang out, relax, and have fun. Be a good dude and you will get laid. It helps that I grew up with sisters and hung out with them a lot.

It was nothing new for me. I grew up with 2 sisters that were very close to my age so I was already letting them decorate my face and hair long before I got into high-school. Still though, it's a good message to anyone at that age. Don't take yourself or your "masculine pride" too seriously and just have fun.

It is. OP doesn't understand the difference.

*Tell us what really happens when a group of girls hang out together. Is it true they do cliche things like: rituals, eat, fart and poo??

as an nb ambassador in the gender demilitarized zone it's really crazy to me that people choose either/or

What else can humans do?

It's something that other people chose for you, you don't pick it yourself

it's something you pick through your own behavior.

If nothing else, he might learn to be around women without reverting to a perma-online 4chan incel.

Still a ways to go yet, by the looks of it.

Well, if you have hopes of sticking your little pecker in one or multiple of those girls, then those expectations would lead to disappointment.

All you had to say was plumber. Pretty sure plumber - bigot = honorary lesbian

I'll get the axe

That's a job that I've outsourced to AI.

I'm pretty sure the lack of that is what gets you honorary girl status.