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All Quiet On The Eastern Front
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Ricky Rigatoni
piefed.zip

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
Posted:   Subject: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote
All Quiet On The Eastern Front
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justOnePersistentKbinPlease
fedia.io
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-09-06
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply

Technically, Ukraine did cause a connection timed out error if they hit a bot center.
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CombatWombat
feddit.online

CombatWombat@feddit.online
Joined: 2025-09-09
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply

So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?
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GonzoAtBarstow
lemmy.world
GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-01
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
CombatWombat wrote:
So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?

Everyone that's not a bot reply here
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm not a bot
Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?
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zloubida
sh.itjust.works

zloubida@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-20
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

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Clay_pidgin
sh.itjust.works
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Ignotum wrote:
I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Always has been. Beep boop
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Zerlyna
lemmy.world

Zerlyna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I’m not a bot! Woohoo two of us.
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Cowbee [he/they]
lemmy.ml

Cowbee@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-12-31
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Not a bot.
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Asetru
feddit.org
Asetru@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-25
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Hi
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JasonDJ
lemmy.zip
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-01-16
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Here.
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pech
lemmy.world
pech@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

How do you do, fellow human? 🤖🥸
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Blibly
lemmy.world

Blibly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-05-01
#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

There
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marcos
lemmy.world
marcos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#14 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Ignotum wrote:
I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Yes. That has been widely known for decades by now.
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Maiq
piefed.zip
Maiq@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-07-12
#15 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply

Am Khajiit...
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ivan
piefed.social
ivan@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-13
#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply

Meme with Doakes character from Dexter TV show being suspicious

That’s me observing some users, unable to prove they’re a Russian bot/troll, but feeling in the gut they are.
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fleem
piefed.zeromedia.vip

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
Joined: 2025-11-20
#17 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

meep
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Ricky Rigatoni
piefed.zip

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
#18 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Maiq wrote:
Am Khajiit...

Liar.
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darkdemize
sh.itjust.works

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#19 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Ignotum wrote:
I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Every account on reddit the Fediverse is a bot except you.
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prototype_g2
lemmy.ml
prototype_g2@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-03-17
#20 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

A bot I am not.
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NoForwadSlashS
piefed.social
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-09
#21 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Ignotum wrote:
I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Replying "I'm not a bot" instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.
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angstylittlecatboy
reddthat.com
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-27
#22 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

meow
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Jiggle_Physics
quokk.au
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-14
#23 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
CombatWombat wrote:
So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?

I don't even know if I am a real person, or not, anymore
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MycelialMass
lemmy.world
MycelialMass@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#24 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Ok Wesley..
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elevenbones
sh.itjust.works

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#25 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
NoForwadSlashS wrote:
Replying "I'm not a bot" instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.

I'm not a bot
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elevenbones
sh.itjust.works

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#26 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm not a bot
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elevenbones
sh.itjust.works

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#27 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
darkdemize wrote:
Every account on reddit the Fediverse is a bot except you.

I'm not a bot
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elevenbones
sh.itjust.works

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#28 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Ignotum wrote:
I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

I'm not a bot
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elevenbones
sh.itjust.works

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#29 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
CombatWombat wrote:
So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?

I'm not a bot
1
elevenbones
sh.itjust.works

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#30 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Jiggle_Physics wrote:
I don't even know if I am a real person, or not, anymore

I'm not a bot
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Rawrosaurus
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-26
#31 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

What if I am a bot? How do I check?
1
then_three_more
lemmy.world
then_three_more@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-17
#32 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#33 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
elevenbones wrote:
I'm not a bot

That's exactly what a bot would say
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BigPotato
lemmy.world
BigPotato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#34 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Jiggle_Physics wrote:
I don't even know if I am a real person, or not, anymore

That's okay [User_Name], you can trust that we're human. Certainly couldn't be bots, the two of us.
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#35 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
NoForwadSlashS wrote:
Replying "I'm not a bot" instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.

Trying to throw doubt on our only means of distinguishing bots from humans, that's something only a bot would do!
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#36 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
elevenbones wrote:
I'm not a bot

Commenting "I'm not a bot" three four separate times? That's something a bot would do
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BigPotato
lemmy.world
BigPotato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#37 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Absolutely, I can provide you with a cookie recipe -

[Error - Unhandled Exception Time Out on Server Response]
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Ignotum
lemmy.world
ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#38 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
then_three_more wrote:
Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.

"meat popsicle"?
That's the way a bot would describe humans, you sir/madam are thus most certainly a meatless bot
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criss_cross
lemmy.world
criss_cross@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-17
#39 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I feel like being a bot has better benefits.
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GonzoAtBarstow
lemmy.world
GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-01
#40 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
criss_cross wrote:
I feel like being a bot has better benefits.

we're fucked if they unionize
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BlindPenguin
piefed.social
BlindPenguin@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-09-04
#41 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm a penguin
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teslekova
lemmy.ml
teslekova@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-08-05
#42 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Beep blorp
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blackbelt352
lemmy.world
blackbelt352@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#43 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Def not a bot
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Funkt4st1c
lemmy.world
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#44 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

No u
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Kangae_Hishiryo
scribe.disroot.org

Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2026-04-13
#45 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm not a bot... I think.

Shit, now I'm suffering from existential dread.

What am I if not a meat-made robot?
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techwithjake
sh.itjust.works

techwithjake@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-08
#46 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

SLAVA UKRAINI
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TimeNaan
lemmy.world
TimeNaan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
#47 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Maiq wrote:
Am Khajiit...

Do you have wares?
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Mouselemming
sh.itjust.works
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
#48 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Ignotum wrote:
I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

You are
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Mouselemming
sh.itjust.works
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
#49 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Rawrosaurus wrote:
What if I am a bot? How do I check?

Go into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals
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Mod
lemmy.world

Mod@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#50 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
GonzoAtBarstow wrote:
Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Beep boop🖨️
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Rawrosaurus
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-26
#51 Posted:   Subject: Re: All Quiet On The Eastern Front Quote Reply
Mouselemming wrote:
Go into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals

I can't say I have had those two happen to me, thankfully. I wonder if that may mean I am not a bot or that I am a bot.
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