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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
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All Quiet On The Eastern Front
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justOnePersistentKbinPlease fedia.io justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-09-06
#2 · Quote Reply

Technically, Ukraine did cause a connection timed out error if they hit a bot center.

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CombatWombat feddit.online CombatWombat@feddit.online
Joined: 2025-09-09
#3 · Quote Reply

So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?

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GonzoAtBarstow lemmy.world GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-01
#4 · Quote Reply

So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

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Ignotum lemmy.world ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#5 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm not a bot
Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

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zloubida sh.itjust.works zloubida@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-20
#6 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

0010011101000110000011100011111011010101010101010100010101011010101010011100011101001100101101010101010101010010110100010101

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#7 · Quote Reply

I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Always has been. Beep boop

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Zerlyna lemmy.world Zerlyna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#8 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I’m not a bot! Woohoo two of us.

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Cowbee [he/they] lemmy.ml Cowbee@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-12-31
#9 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Not a bot.

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Asetru feddit.org Asetru@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-25
#10 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Hi

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JasonDJ lemmy.zip JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-01-16
#11 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Here.

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pech lemmy.world pech@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#12 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

How do you do, fellow human? 🤖🥸

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Blibly lemmy.world Blibly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-05-01
#13 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

There

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marcos lemmy.world marcos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#14 · Quote Reply

I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Yes. That has been widely known for decades by now.

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Maiq piefed.zip Maiq@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-07-12
#15 · Quote Reply

Am Khajiit...

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ivan piefed.social ivan@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-13
#16 · Quote Reply

Meme with Doakes character from Dexter TV show being suspicious

That’s me observing some users, unable to prove they’re a Russian bot/troll, but feeling in the gut they are.

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fleem piefed.zeromedia.vip fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
Joined: 2025-11-20
#17 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

meep

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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
#18 · Quote Reply

Am Khajiit...

Liar.

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darkdemize sh.itjust.works darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#19 · Quote Reply

I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Every account on reddit the Fediverse is a bot except you.

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prototype_g2 lemmy.ml prototype_g2@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-03-17
#20 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

A bot I am not.

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NoForwadSlashS piefed.social NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-09
#21 · Quote Reply

I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

Replying "I'm not a bot" instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.

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angstylittlecatboy reddthat.com angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-06-27
#22 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

meow

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Jiggle_Physics quokk.au Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-14
#23 · Quote Reply

So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?

I don't even know if I am a real person, or not, anymore

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MycelialMass lemmy.world MycelialMass@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#24 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Ok Wesley..

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elevenbones sh.itjust.works elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#25 · Quote Reply

Replying "I'm not a bot" instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.

I'm not a bot

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elevenbones sh.itjust.works elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#26 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm not a bot

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elevenbones sh.itjust.works elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#27 · Quote Reply

Every account on reddit the Fediverse is a bot except you.

I'm not a bot

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elevenbones sh.itjust.works elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#28 · Quote Reply

I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

I'm not a bot

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elevenbones sh.itjust.works elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#29 · Quote Reply

So… who’s making the list of fedi accounts that go dark during the Yandex outage?

I'm not a bot

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elevenbones sh.itjust.works elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-19
#30 · Quote Reply

I don't even know if I am a real person, or not, anymore

I'm not a bot

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Rawrosaurus lemmy.dbzer0.com Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-26
#31 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

What if I am a bot? How do I check?

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then_three_more lemmy.world then_three_more@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-17
#32 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.

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Ignotum lemmy.world ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#33 · (edited) Quote Reply

I'm not a bot

That's exactly what a bot would say

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BigPotato lemmy.world BigPotato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#34 · Quote Reply

I don't even know if I am a real person, or not, anymore

That's okay [User_Name], you can trust that we're human. Certainly couldn't be bots, the two of us.

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Ignotum lemmy.world ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#35 · Quote Reply

Replying "I'm not a bot" instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.

Trying to throw doubt on our only means of distinguishing bots from humans, that's something only a bot would do!

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Ignotum lemmy.world ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#36 · (edited) Quote Reply

I'm not a bot

Commenting "I'm not a bot" three four separate times? That's something a bot would do

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BigPotato lemmy.world BigPotato@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#37 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Absolutely, I can provide you with a cookie recipe -

[Error - Unhandled Exception Time Out on Server Response]

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Ignotum lemmy.world ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#38 · Quote Reply

Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.

"meat popsicle"?
That's the way a bot would describe humans, you sir/madam are thus most certainly a meatless bot

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criss_cross lemmy.world criss_cross@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-17
#39 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I feel like being a bot has better benefits.

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GonzoAtBarstow lemmy.world GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-01
#40 · Quote Reply

I feel like being a bot has better benefits.

we're fucked if they unionize

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BlindPenguin piefed.social BlindPenguin@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-09-04
#41 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm a penguin

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teslekova lemmy.ml teslekova@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-08-05
#42 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Beep blorp

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blackbelt352 lemmy.world blackbelt352@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#43 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Def not a bot

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#44 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

No u

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Kangae_Hishiryo scribe.disroot.org Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2026-04-13
#45 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

I'm not a bot... I think.

Shit, now I'm suffering from existential dread.

What am I if not a meat-made robot?

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techwithjake sh.itjust.works techwithjake@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-08
#46 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

SLAVA UKRAINI

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TimeNaan lemmy.world TimeNaan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
#47 · Quote Reply

Am Khajiit...

Do you have wares?

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Mouselemming sh.itjust.works Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
#48 · Quote Reply

I'm not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?

You are

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Mouselemming sh.itjust.works Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
#49 · Quote Reply

What if I am a bot? How do I check?

Go into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals

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Mod lemmy.world Mod@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#50 · Quote Reply

Everyone that's not a bot reply here

Beep boop🖨️

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Rawrosaurus lemmy.dbzer0.com Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-26
#51 · Quote Reply

Go into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals

I can't say I have had those two happen to me, thankfully. I wonder if that may mean I am not a bot or that I am a bot.

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