Maralago Face

Internet doesn't work like that honey.

They should not be ALLOWED to wear COSTUMES! YOU SHOULD BE ON TOP OF THIS MONDOMMY

MONDOMMY

lmfao

Good god that is creepy.

25 years from now, this gif will still be popping up from time to time, and it will still make me laugh.

So it is like a gang tattoo, or I guess maybe a cattle brand would be a better analogy. Permanently disfigure your body in a hideous fashion to show you’re really “one of us.”

I wonder if there’s some external psychological aspect. Like, is there implicit or explicit pressure to have this done, because once it’s done they know it’ll be very difficult to escape the cult-like environment?

Wait, this was real? She actually said this?

That's what it feels like to me too; a show of commitment that you can't walk away from.

I don't know what the right move would be for someone in her situation, but I do know that whiny posts directed to the mayor of NYC is diametrically opposed to whatever the right move might be.

Discord Adams in the Whitehouse?

Probably going to be massively down voted. Have at it.

This comment section is fucked up. Yes she's on the wrong side of the table and may even be a terrible person.

But this is attacking a woman based on her appearance. Have we really learnt nothing as a society?

Unpopular opnion here: I think there is plenty to criticise Susan Dell for but to reducer her to some weird body shaming is pretty ... retro. Like in the good old days.

I can't believe I had to scroll so far for some sanity.

It's disturbing to me how comfortable so many people are with hate and bullying as long as it's directed at the people they don't like.

Not to mention this is just another meaningless distraction away from whatever these ghouls are up to this news cycle.

I would compare it more to cultures who denote status by who has the biggest disc in their lip or the longest spring on their neck:

Thank you. I refuse to watch the news. I thought this was slop but reality is way worse.

More then just a "uniform" or a "brand", like a tie or designer or tattoo, these faces have deep psychological underpinnings.

This face is a comfort for a fascist to behold. Any expensive surgery could do for signaling. This face was landed-on through trial and error, for a reason.

Studying paintings done by the mentally ill, it becomes obvious that they don't see faces (or anything really) like the average person. This makes sense, as even a well adjusted person will interpret an expression or tone differently depending on what they perceive the person to be feeling, or even their own mood. They will literally see it differently.

The mentally ill just see an extreme version of this phenomenon.

Fascists are terrified all the time. To them, every face hides malice and deception. Mar-a-lago face is an exaggeration of a jovial, open, honest visage, to counteract what a fascist sees every day in every face.

They have huge, puffy cheeks under their eyes, like the bunching of skin in a smile. Their lips are big and puffy, a far cry from pursed in anger, this also makes a smile more exaggerated. Their eyes are deeply, darkly outlined in ovals, not pointed at the edges, highlighting how they are open and not squinting or angry.

Maralago face is a caricature of a happy, loving, honest face. To a normal person it looks like a horrific joke on that type of face, taken to extremes, but to a fascist, these exaggerations push back against their own skewed vision of every face. These exaggerations return the face closer to a normal person's baseline.

To a fascist, this face appears more normal and more comforting.

Karen the cryptkeeper demands to speak to the manager.

But in those cultures those are status symbols, whereas Mar A Lago face seems to indicate that you’re part of their in-group. Do the lip and neck stretchers indicate something similar to members of those cultures?

Dr Vitamix at your service!

It's different and here's why. She didn't look like that naturally. This is her engaging in cosmetic surgery to alter her appearance into ... something... that is currently in vogue with a certain demographic of white house boot licking sycophants. It's called Mar-a-lago face, and it's done purposefully to ingratiate oneself to a certain fascist, racist, 34-count felon pedophile rapist. And if you were to drastically alter yourself to appease someone like that, well, you deserve to be mocked.

Thanks! That’s terrifying! The people we put in charge of everything exist in a state of psychosis.

Dysphoria is a hell of a drug

Can anyone pick up for those that still don't know (maybe due to watching without sound)?

Who is the ghoulish lady?

Look, you can check my post history. I fucking hate the pedo billionaire class, but this is still not ok.

We all choose our appearance to some extent.

She's chosen to alter her appearance to fit in with her chosen group, and instead of attacking her for the (admittedly despicable) views of that group, you're choosing the easier thing to pick apart. An appearance that you don't like because it's associated with that group. At the very least, it's lazy. It's stooping to their level. It's not ok.

This is her but blonde or brunette still a fugly bitch

Why do you care if you are down voted by people who are so obviously the bad guys? This woman did a fantastic thing. She doesn't decide who is the president.

We are still allowed to. Freedom of speech and all that. Also fuck that bitch is ugly as fuck.

Oh no I don’t give a fuck.

Her weakness is out here for all of us to see and you’re like “no don’t attack that!”. She doesn’t give a fuck about how despicable her views are. She gives a fuck about her appearance. She’s an ugly cut up disgusting looking cunt and she deserves to know we feel that way about her.

Thanks for confirming my point. Yes, body shaming is legal, nobody is stopping you.

This is like when Tim Walz was running for VP and called republicans "weird." And we all got it, and understood it, and it was a popular bit of messaging that resonated with people. Because, let's face it, they're fucking weird.

But then the democrats were like "oh no! but you might offend someone!" so they stopped the popular messaging that resonated with voters and didn't use it again right before failing.

Look, making fun of someone for their appearance isn't the classiest thing to do, but when you're talking about a group that's literally worshiping at the feet of a golden altar of protecting pedophiles, you take the shots you can. And whatever hurts their feelings the most, well, I'm ok with it. We don't always have to take the high ground. Sometimes you gotta hit'em where it hurts.

Oh no the poor ugly cunt is a victim now? ;;;;;;;;

Nah she cares deeply about being attractive. It’s her weakness and she deserves this.

She stands like she's posing for a fashion photoshoot, but looks around the room like she's an owl that hears the heartbeat of a wee mouse beneath the floorboards.

She’s an ugly cut up disgusting looking cunt and she deserves to know we feel that way about her.

You could be a MAGAt talking about AOC here, and it would not be out of place. I have no respect for them, and I have no respect for you. Be better.

you take the shots you can

No. This makes you no better than a MAGAt attacking AOC for her appearance because you're too dim witted to make a good argument against her politics. It brings you down to the level of someone harrasing a transgender person because they don't "pass"

This is not the way.

ETA: Also Tim Walz wasn't attacking a single individual woman based solely on her appearance. He was attacking republican politics. HE was doing it right. This is NOT that.

I would argue that there is literally nothing to criticize her for besides her looks.

Also the purpose of this post is not to make fun of her looks. Its to make fun of her perpetuating the problem by posting about it herself.

You are conflating here. Body shaming is when you make fun of attributes people are born with or cannot change.

Go post on a botched surgeries community Don Quixote.

Don't want to become a public joke? Don't try to influence public policy. Easy peasy.

I don't get these fucking leeches, they could live multiple lifetimes and never have to deal with any stress, but instead they try and make all our lives worse and complain when we punch back.

WTF are you even talking about? She's a vile person with vile beliefs. She does not deserve to be attacked for her appearance. These beliefs are not mutually exclusive.

Conservatism is a mental illness. The more conservative someone is, the weirder they appear to the normal people.

Actual sex doll vibes

This explains why conservatives see nothing wrong with how they look. Conservatism is a disease that breeds weirdness and evil.

Coming into this thread knowing nothing; leaving knowing too much

Mark of the Beast if you want to go for a biblical angle

This one doesn't get shared as much but I think it's just as useful when you encounter whiny MAGAts.

This is Susan Lieberman Dell, wife of one of, or the founder of Dell Computers. She also is standing next to a pedophile, rapist, and grifter because she is supporting one of his programs.

Other than the haircut she looks nice, not sure what happened. Like others said, dysphoria I guess. Too much plastic surgery and someone should have fixed her heavy heavy makeup.

If it makes you feel better, you can make fun of the looks of a woman in her 60s with botched plastic surgery. Or you can talk about her questionable actions instead. I prefer doing the latter but to each their own.