I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

"I don't do this with men very often..."

Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.

No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it's like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he's there. Bro

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this
Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

Name was Russell.

I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.

Bubba must be seething with jealousy.

Well, faster than you can say "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Gay jokes are big with the MAGA set. Makes them feel cosmopolitan.

Is this a real photo or an AI fabrication with the whole bubba thing?

For sure a bottom though with both ALL genders

--🫱{(🍊)}🫲--

....but not a power bottom.

Imagine a whoopy cushion

It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.

This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing "the dick touching game" with. Except

This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

"Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course."

This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it's not that he's gay/bisexual

He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents

and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely.... sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I'm on the ballot. I'm not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

You guys ever think about that famous golfer dude’s massive schlong just swaying in the locker room?? Is that just me?! Nah, you all do, admit it.

Sexual degeneracy doesn't have orientation, it's about power.

Homogenously? Did you just say homo, bro?

and what's his opinion on government issued drivers licences? And how did the crowd take it?

Howard Dean said "YEAAAAA!" and it was the end of his political career.

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.

Dan Quayle misspelled "potato."

Yeah but he was not a toy of the wealthy.

I have absolutely no idea. The name just rang a bell, and I looked at his Wikipedia page

WHAT

Remember when he talked about Arnold Palmers penis?

He's fond of men and blonde women.

congrats! You're today's one in ten thousand!

short https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZITP93pqtdQ
long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcllE7fx8-I

just like hesgeth wanted to inspectng strapping young men in the military.

he does do the double hand jerk alot.

its fake, but theres rumor out there when he was with epstein he gave clinton a "Handy J/"

lewinsky got jealous?

I fucking wish this was AI.

I'm embarrassed that I ever thought Libertarians were ever anything other than highly regarded.

Oh oh, he didn’t even say “no homo”. /s

It forgot to put the lotion on it's skin?

A filter only filters out things that are present. He's talked this way about men many times.

Even with the kids, if you believe Sascha Riley.

That's a serious offense, someone like that could never lead the free world. It's not some trivial thing like a speeding ticket or a decades-long involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficker in history.

I'm not sure who Sacha Riley is, but if I was into betting I'd put my money on "Donald Trump Fucked Children"

I'd say "currently fucks", but I'm fairly certain he can't take any more erectile dysfunction pills without popping like a balloon, and his super fans fallow him everywhere so where would he go?

This is why he is reduced to being reamed by Putin during their meatings.

Look him up. Claims to be the adopted son of a pilot that worked for Epstein. Says he was one of the kids involved, tells some stories, including one involving a wooden tent stake that would explain why Trump supposedly wears a diaper and why his primary physician for nearly 40 years was a gastroenterologist.

Wtf

So you're saying perversion is akin to creating a map based on the most efficient paths of a mycelium network?

Maybe Japan should've first applied this technology towards displacing perverted greedy degenerates before mapping out efficient systems of mass transportation?

Trump wears a diaper because he's fucking 80 years old and did a fuckton of speed which leads to bowel leakage. You're telling me he was befudged with a tent stake? Honestly, that's a stretch.

He wouldn't have been able to shill terrible steaks if he was fucked with a stake.

He's too narcissistic. He IS agent Krasnov. He WAS there when the mob tossed his illegitimate child into Lake Michigan, and he IS stripping this country for all it's worth. Also, release the unredacted Epstein files.

I'm just saying to listen to the Sascha Riley interviews. You can come to your own conclusions after that.

Bubba is going to be jelly

I'm pretty sure that's the same person my ex keeps telling me to check out. The very same evil ex that is also really into Joe Rogan.