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unglueclass23
programming.dev
unglueclass23@programming.dev Joined: 2026-04-20 |
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squaresinger
lemmy.world
squaresinger@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-23 |
Not exactly programmer but... The stupidity of some people is impressive. |
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redjard
reddthat.com
Redjard@reddthat.comJoined: 2023-08-06 |
Not exactly programmer but... The stupidity of some people is impressive.
I mean this is gotta be obvious bait. |
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kazerniel
piefed.world
kazerniel@piefed.worldJoined: 2026-04-28 |
I hope this is satire đź‘€ |
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🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸
sh.itjust.works
Flower@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-04-29 |
I hope this is satire đź‘€
Unfortunately a lot of satire turns to reality these days. The Onion has a lot of work keeping ahead of the craziness. |
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Dyskolos
lemmy.zip
Dyskolos@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-10-01 |
I mean this is gotta be obvious bait.
Nowadays it's hard to be sure. Considering the average American's education and who they voted for....twice... |
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20cello
lemmy.world
20cello@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-07 |
Wow I did the same 2 days ago and it's incredible how my hand xray is identical (not similar) to the one of the guy who posted this!1! Won't post post mine for privacy reasons |
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Err(()).unwrap()
lemmy.world
rtxn@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-24 |
I mean this is gotta be obvious bait.
Blue check mark means the user already drank the kool-aid. No reason to assume they wouldn't go back for a refill. |
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skujcici7755
lemmy.zip
skujcici7755@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-26 |
Hundreds of thousands for an x-ray? Just get GROK to do it. Can also do fake CT scans |
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twopi
lemmy.ca
twopi@lemmy.ca Joined: 2021-05-02 |
Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ? |
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toynbee
lemmy.world
toynbee@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
Hundreds of thousands for an x-ray? Just get GROK to do it. Can also do fake CT scans
You could just hire William Osman. |
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FuyuhikoDate
feddit.org
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org Joined: 2025-07-06 |
Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ?
Thats interesting, never heard about that and I dont get it why people doenvotrd ya. Think its a good question. |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image...
Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha... |
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j5y7
sh.itjust.works
j5y7@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-02-19 |
I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun. |
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Otter
lemmy.ca
otter@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-05 |
Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ?
Maybe, but I read it as emphatic scare quotes Either they really don't trust doctors, or they're trying to be clear this is satire |
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chunes
lemmy.world
chunes@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-08 |
Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ?
They're just extra scare quotes. |
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isles
infosec.pub
isles@infosec.pub Joined: 2026-09-15 |
Wow I did the same 2 days ago and it's incredible how my hand xray is identical (not similar) to the one of the guy who posted this!1! Won't post post mine for privacy reasons
Glad you found your bone brother |
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diaphragmwp
discuss.tchncs.de
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2026-06-03 |
You could just hire William Osman.
William Osman: hey Claude, fix this x-ray machine, GPIO diagram in AGENTS.md, make no mistakes. |
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toynbee
lemmy.world
toynbee@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
William Osman: hey Claude, fix this x-ray machine, GPIO diagram in AGENTS.md, make no mistakes.
Does he used AI? I was unaware. |
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Valmond
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-11-13 |
I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.
Scandinavians: 🫤 |
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nibbler
discuss.tchncs.de
nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2025-03-07 |
I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.
no you can't. you'll fail because you'll see actual traces of your bones. That's something completely different. |
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TrickDacy
lemmy.world
TrickDacy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-27 |
They're just extra scare quotes.
Someone needs to tell me how a quote and a scare quote differ and what the point of the latter term is |
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Ricky Rigatoni
piefed.zip
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-14 |
I hope this is satire đź‘€
I always assume the person with the Super Mario World cartoon series avatar is joking in any situation. It saves a lot of stress. |
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simbico
lemmy.zip
simbico@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-01-29 |
So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image... Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs! |
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Tikiporch
lemmy.world
Tikiporch@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-03 |
However, |
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dylanTheDeveloper
lemmy.world
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-09 |
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chellomere
lemmy.world
chellomere@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-20 |
So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image... Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
Yer a lizard Harry! |
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lobo
lemmy.world
lobo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Does he used AI? I was unaware.
He made his own x ray in his garage. |
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RicoBerto
piefed.blahaj.zone
RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-06-06 |
Does he used AI? I was unaware.
Sponsored by anthropic multiple times on William osman2 |
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toynbee
lemmy.world
toynbee@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
He made his own x ray in his garage.
Yes, that was my point? |
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starik
lemmy.today
starik@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-06-19 |
So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image... Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
🤨 |
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starik
lemmy.today
starik@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-06-19 |
Someone needs to tell me how a quote and a scare quote differ and what the point of the latter term is
Scare quotes are used derogatorily. They can often be preceded with the term “so-called”. Like so-called “doctors” will rip you off with their so-called “x-rays”, when ChatGPT will do it for free. When spoken aloud, scare quotes are indicated by the speaker making bouncing bunny ears with their middle and forefingers. |
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theneverfox
pawb.social
theneverfox@pawb.socialJoined: 2023-06-29 |
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
Hmmm... That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming? |
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TrickDacy
lemmy.world
TrickDacy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-27 |
Scare quotes are used derogatorily. They can often be preceded with the term “so-called”. Like so-called “doctors” will rip you off with their so-called “x-rays”, when ChatGPT will do it for free. When spoken aloud, scare quotes are indicated by the speaker making bouncing bunny ears with their middle and forefingers.
That makes sense, but I think some people misuse that term and just think it's a fun way to say quotes. |
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starik
lemmy.today
starik@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-06-19 |
That makes sense, but I think some people misuse that term and just think it's a fun way to say quotes.
Hmmm, I haven’t noticed the term being misused frequently. It wasn’t in this case; chunes correctly identified the scare quotes in the OP |
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TrickDacy
lemmy.world
TrickDacy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-27 |
Hmmm, I haven’t noticed the term being misused frequently. It wasn’t in this case; chunes correctly identified the scare quotes in the OP
Yes I'm not saying it was used wrong here. "So called" is how I'll try to think of it in the future. Thanks for putting it that way |
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ColeSloth
discuss.tchncs.de
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-08-18 |
So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image... Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
Tobias? |
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hansolo
lemmy.today
hansolo@lemmy.todayJoined: 2025-06-07 |
So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image... Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
User name does not check out. Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account. |
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ColeSloth
discuss.tchncs.de
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-08-18 |
Ok, if anyone actually breaks their hand, take a picture and do this, cause it would be pretty funny if they make an X-ray that actually looks busted. |
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nibbler
discuss.tchncs.de
nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2025-03-07 |
whoooosh Key here is the phrase "similar results", meaning as inaccurate as the chatgpt ones.
whooooosh, I claim the sunlight is way less inaccurate compared to the clanker. |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
User name does not check out. Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account.
Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows Nervous human-ish noises |
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painteddoggie
piefed.blahaj.zone
painteddoggie@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-08-09 |
So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image... Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
Wait a minute.... are you a velociraptor?!?! |
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myyass
lemmy.world
myyass@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-02 |
From my experience a doctor isn't any better. |
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khánh
lemmy.zip
khanh@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-01-20 |
User name does not check out. Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account.
if he is to be trusted, then he's probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed |
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
piefed.social
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-08 |
Wait a minute.... are you a velociraptor?!?!
Preposterous! Of course I'm not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor |
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Hobo
lemmy.world
Hobo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-20 |
Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows we er... velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago. Nervous human-ish noises
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don't know why I was concerned. |
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kernelle
lemmy.dbzer0.com
kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-09-18 |
Ok, if anyone actually breaks their hand, take a picture and do this, cause it would be pretty funny if they make an X-ray that actually looks busted.
I have an old xray from when I splintered my ulna (forarm). I'm torn, a part of me wants to see what happens, but a bigger part of me wants to never upload anything medical related to these platforms |
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WesternInfidels
feddit.online
WesternInfidels@feddit.online Joined: 2026-01-29 |
That makes sense, but I think some people misuse that term and just think it's a fun way to say quotes.
Yes. I believe I've seen some people say "scare quotes" to refer to actual quotations which are highlighted specifically because they are alarming. Which is understandable, I guess. |
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brucethemoose
lemmy.world
brucethemoose@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-22 |
Blue check mark means the user already drank the kool-aid. No reason to assume they wouldn't go back for a refill.
It's just as likely its an engagement farming account, maybe even a bot. |
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ColeSloth
discuss.tchncs.de
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-08-18 |
I have an old xray from when I splintered my ulna (forarm). I'm torn, a part of me wants to see what happens, but a bigger part of me wants to never upload anything medical related to these platforms
I think it probably would identify a break when you provide the x ray to it. What I want to see is if you take a normal picture of a broken arm or hand or finger or whatever and ask it for an x ray, if it's fake x-ray image it gives you will show a broken bone. |
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fahfahfahfah
lemmy.billiam.net
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net Joined: 2023-07-03 |
whooooosh, I claim the sunlight is way less inaccurate compared to the clanker.
whoooooosh, I’m an airplane! |
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