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Walters, Fern bookwyr.me waltersf@bookwyr.me
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French cops are breaking into kids and paramedics’ skulls rn.

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potatopotato sh.itjust.works potatopotato@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-11
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I'll give him a pass if he [redacted] an ICE agent

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Klear piefed.world Klear@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-05-14
#4 · Quote Reply

Relevant

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ladicius lemmy.world ladicius@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-16
#5 · Quote Reply

Gun owners houses are a nice shopping centre for gun and ammo thieves I suppose.

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hperrin lemmy.ca hperrin@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-12-13
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I'll give him a pass if he [redacted] an ICE agent

That redacted word better not be “is”.

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tquid sh.itjust.works tquid@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#7 · Quote Reply

Gun owners houses are a nice shopping centre for gun and ammo thieves I suppose.

Yeah "this house defended by Smith & Wesson" and such macho posturing shit basically a "FREE GUNS" sign for thieves

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potatopotato sh.itjust.works potatopotato@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-11
#8 · Quote Reply

That redacted word better not be “is”.

You make a good point

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MelodiousFunk slrpnk.net MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-03-08
#9 · Quote Reply

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight 
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight 
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk 
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk? 
Because I'm trigger happy
Trigger happy every day

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threeonefour piefed.ca threeonefour@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-07
#10 · Quote Reply

French cops are breaking into kids and paramedics’ skulls rn.

Lack of easy gun access is why the French are known for never protesting.

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prettybunnys piefed.social prettybunnys@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-10
#11 · Quote Reply

Lack of easy gun access is why the French are known for never protesting.

📸

Beautiful

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight  (Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill) Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight  (Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill) I always keep a Magnum in my trunk  You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?  Because I'm trigger happy Trigger happy every day

Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
(Shot Daddy in the den)
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again!
(Drug-crazed Nazi again)
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad!
You know I'm trigger happy
Trigger happy every day (Ooh, trigger happy every day)

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sudoshakes reddthat.com sudoshakes@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Gun owners houses are a nice shopping centre for gun and ammo thieves I suppose.

I can’t speak for all, but I have a safe that is bolted to the floor. If they get in there, they did more work than robbing the gun store.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot lemmy.world WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#14 · Quote Reply

Gun owners houses are a nice shopping centre for gun and ammo thieves I suppose.

Yep. It means that if anyone does try to conquer the United States they won't have to worry as much about logistics.

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DraconicSun piefed.social SalamenceFury@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-20
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Not a very good comic for the current state of things. Right now being anti-gun is at best suicidal and at worst straight up traitorous. You can't afford to be anti-gun when the government is literally turning fascist.

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FatVegan leminal.space FatVegan@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-11-05
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Not a very good comic for the current state of things. Right now being anti-gun is at best suicidal and at worst straight up traitorous. You can't afford to be anti-gun when the government is literally turning fascist.

Thank god americans all have guns, otherwise they would live under a fascist pedophile.

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gastroglizzy piefed.social gastroglizzy@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-26
#17 · Quote Reply

Gun owners houses are a nice shopping centre for gun and ammo thieves I suppose.

You're ignorant, shut up. It's either on me or unloaded in the safe. The ammo is in another safe in another room.

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gastroglizzy piefed.social gastroglizzy@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-26
#18 · Quote Reply

Yep. It means that if anyone does try to conquer the United States they won't have to worry as much about logistics.

Only if every soldier knows how to operate and maintain any kid of gun they can possibly come across, and only if they can magically build supply lines to move the right ammo to the right places without knowing where it all is ahead of time, and only if nobody booby traps anything. There's a reason soldiers don't procure on site unless they have to.

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SourDragon lemmy.world SourDragon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-21
#19 · Quote Reply

Someone breaks into their house

Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob: see? I do answer prayers

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gastroglizzy piefed.social gastroglizzy@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-26
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Fuck all of you ignorant assholes. Shooting another person is the last thing I ever want to do with any of my guns. That's not why I have them, that's not what I like to do with them.

After the Hunger Games movies came out, there was a huge number of young girls taking up the hobby of archery because they wanted to be like Katniss Everdeen. Are you going to accuse them of penetrating themselves with their arrows while they fantasize about killing people? Of course not, because that would make you a sick weirdo.

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Valmond lemmy.dbzer0.com Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-13
#21 · Quote Reply

The American dream.

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ILikeBoobies lemmy.ca ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-14
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Fuck all of you ignorant assholes. Shooting another person is the last thing I ever want to do with any of my guns. That's not why I have them, that's not what I like to do with them. After the Hunger Games movies came out, there was a huge number of young girls taking up the hobby of archery because they wanted to be like Katniss Everdeen. Are you going to accuse them of penetrating themselves...

A reasonable person would assume you aren't the person the comic is depicting after the second sentence.

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ThePyroPython lemmy.world ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#23 · Quote Reply

Fucking hell, just go and play airsoft or paintball...

Actually don't... we don't want your types turning our rather fun games of honesty into shouting matches over what is simply just a game.

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redditmodssucks lemmy.world redditmodssucks@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-08-05
#24 · Quote Reply

And then when it happens they don’t do it because they never practiced with a firearm in a high stress situation before.

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DraconicSun piefed.social SalamenceFury@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-20
#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

Thank god americans all have guns, otherwise they would live under a fascist pedophile.

And you'd rather have literally nothing when the fascists all have them?

If you don't participate in an arms race you're the next person to be subjugated. We know everyone loses in one, but not participating at all is suicidal. You can't afford to be neutral on a moving train.

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abbiistabbii piefed.blahaj.zone abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-08
#26 · Quote Reply

There seems to be a concerning part of American culture where they wanna shoot people without being arrested for it.

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#27 · Quote Reply

There seems to be a concerning part of American culture where they wanna shoot people without being arrested for it.

I think a lot of people would really like the Purge

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abbiistabbii piefed.blahaj.zone abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-08
#28 · Quote Reply

I think a lot of people would really like the Purge

The Purge is an example of this, as well as a lot of zombie movies and apocalypse movies.

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shalafi lemmy.world shalafi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
#29 · Quote Reply

And then when it happens they don’t do it because they never practiced with a firearm in a high stress situation before.

You are spot on!

I practice. I run from one end of my camp to the other with my slung AR-15. Shaking and sweating I can put steel on target (10'x10') at 40'. That's gotta be good enough. Did I mention I have emphysema?

BTW, I have a brown, immigrant wife, so this is a practical exercise vs. fantasy.

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endless_nameless lemmy.world endless_nameless@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-15
#30 · Quote Reply

A reasonable person would assume you aren't the person the comic is depicting after the second sentence.

The problem is that idiots see a comic like this and think "yes... this is all gun owners"

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shalafi lemmy.world shalafi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
#31 · Quote Reply

I can’t speak for all, but I have a safe that is bolted to the floor. If they get in there, they did more work than robbing the gun store.

Burglars might score a single-shot shotgun or two from me, like the one over the door, if they notice it. Now let's see them figure out how to use one!

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shalafi lemmy.world shalafi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
#32 · Quote Reply

Yeah "this house defended by Smith & Wesson" and such macho posturing shit basically a "FREE GUNS" sign for thieves

No one sane puts those idiot signs up. Over in /r/liberalgunowners the mantra was, "Keep that cutsie shit on your rifle case, not public.)

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shalafi lemmy.world shalafi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
#33 · Quote Reply

Ah, another post from a person who knows nothing about gun culture except what liberals have instructed them to believe.

No one talks like this. No one acts like this. The closest you'll find on YT are videos about whether or not $X is appropriate for home defense, and that shit is played out, rare enough now, we're mostly on the same page. (OP is now madly hunting a fringe guntuber with 500 subscribers.)

Reminds me of a (former) conservative friend, "Well yeah! You liberals all believe (insane bullshit incoming).

"Who the fuck told you that? Who the hell are you listening to?"

Oh! You get your information and world view from memes! I get it. I prefer not to countenance words on pictures.

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bowsertattoo piefed.social bowsertattoo@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-07-20
#34 · Quote Reply

spoilers: it's ice

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Not_mikey lemmy.dbzer0.com Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-30
#36 · Quote Reply

And you'd rather have literally nothing when the fascists all have them? If you don't participate in an arms race you're the next person to be subjugated. We know everyone loses in one, but not participating at all is suicidal. You can't afford to be neutral on a moving train.

If you don't participate in an arms race you're the next person to be subjugated

Would you say the same for AI?

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RobotsLeftHand lemmy.world treesapx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-26
#37 · Quote Reply

Ah, another post from a person who knows nothing about gun culture except what liberals have instructed them to believe. No one talks like this. No one acts like this. The closest you'll find on YT are videos about whether or not $X is appropriate for home defense, and that shit is played out, rare enough now, we're mostly on the same page. (OP is now madly hunting a fringe guntuber with 500 su...

I live in Texas and I have to be careful making friends because plenty of guys here are like this. I'm not saying it's the majority, but you're absolutely wrong if you think this kind of thinking isn't prevalent in some areas of the US.

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Not_mikey lemmy.dbzer0.com Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-30
#38 · (edited) Quote Reply

Not a very good comic for the current state of things. Right now being anti-gun is at best suicidal and at worst straight up traitorous. You can't afford to be anti-gun when the government is literally turning fascist.

The left will never win an arms race against the right. Even discounting their gigantic headstart they also have way more money and resources and the backing of the arms manufacturers to get more weapons.

Our best bet is to try and put up as much gun control as possible and try and reduce the advantage they already have, not try and start a losing war that'll get us killed.

Or be like Switzerland and give every man military training and a gun from the state to completely even the playing field.

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DraconicSun piefed.social SalamenceFury@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-20
#39 · (edited) Quote Reply

The left will never win an arms race against the right. Even discounting their gigantic headstart they also have way more money and resources and the backing of the arms manufacturers to get more weapons. Our best bet is to try and put up as much gun control as possible and try and reduce the advantage they already have, not try and start a losing war that'll get us killed. Or be like Switzerla...

Cops are on their side. They are not going to take their guns away. They'll take away the guns from minorities instead.

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late_pessimistic slrpnk.net late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-07-05
#40 · Quote Reply

Ah, another post from a person who knows nothing about gun culture except what liberals have instructed them to believe. No one talks like this. No one acts like this. The closest you'll find on YT are videos about whether or not $X is appropriate for home defense, and that shit is played out, rare enough now, we're mostly on the same page. (OP is now madly hunting a fringe guntuber with 500 su...

Kyle Rittenhouse? Pretty sure this meme is about him.

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late_pessimistic slrpnk.net late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-07-05
#41 · Quote Reply

If you don't participate in an arms race you're the next person to be subjugated Would you say the same for AI?

Not the person you are asking, but I wouldn't. AI is rather an arms race towards who atrophies their brains first by offloading thinking onto AI. The only winning move is not to play, or at least don't be stupid about using it.

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myyass lemmy.world myyass@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-02
#42 · Quote Reply

Fuck all of you ignorant assholes. Shooting another person is the last thing I ever want to do with any of my guns. That's not why I have them, that's not what I like to do with them. After the Hunger Games movies came out, there was a huge number of young girls taking up the hobby of archery because they wanted to be like Katniss Everdeen. Are you going to accuse them of penetrating themselves...

I get tired of this piss ass notion. Those that want to kill go overseas to be PMCs like in Ukraine, and yeah I have some buddies that did that. I have permit and it's mainly for comp shooting these days. It's like the fuckcars fork. I'm sorry I like my late dads car and the sound of the engine is comforting.

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late_pessimistic slrpnk.net late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2026-07-05
#43 · Quote Reply

French cops are breaking into kids and paramedics’ skulls rn.

Source for French police breaking someone's skull during 2026 protests, specifically?

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iocase lemmy.zip iocase@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-11
#44 · (edited) Quote Reply

I think a lot of people would really like the Purge

And for some reason they always assume they won't be a victim in the purge. Like when people think it would be cool to be a 40k space marine when there's a 99% chance you end up as a servitor.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#45 · (edited) Quote Reply

these are what you call AMMOSEXUALs, they really do fantasize about it, and its exclusively conservatives, they are also paranoid asf.

once followed some ytubers that turned magaty, and they were literally "euphoric" at the thought of shooting someone(a "intruder") and one of them even has multiple guns stashed at thierhouse in case of this.

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a_non_monotonic_function lemmy.world a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-22
#46 · Quote Reply

And that is how US right-wing politicians are born.

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SCmSTR lemmy.blahaj.zone SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-24
#47 · Quote Reply

Thank god americans all have guns, otherwise they would live under a fascist pedophile.

Only about 1/3 of the population own guns, most of them voted for the fascist pedophile

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nilloc discuss.tchncs.de nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-22
#48 · Quote Reply

No one sane puts those idiot signs up. Over in /r/liberalgunowners the mantra was, "Keep that cutsie shit on your rifle case, not public.)

America would be a different place if there was an IQ requirement for gun ownership.

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SCmSTR lemmy.blahaj.zone SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-24
#49 · (edited) Quote Reply

Not the person you are asking, but I wouldn't. AI is rather an arms race towards who atrophies their brains first by offloading thinking onto AI. The only winning move is not to play, or at least don't be stupid about using it.

There's gonna be a LOT of destruction in the meantime.

And the most fucked up part of it all, is that, even BEFORE AI, there are all kinds of problems.

Do you think if we implemented ubi, that it would accelerate the dumbing?

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SCmSTR lemmy.blahaj.zone SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-24
#50 · Quote Reply

Yep. It means that if anyone does try to conquer the United States they won't have to worry as much about logistics.

Ha. You think it just isn't perpetual chaos here???

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nullspace lemmy.world nullspace@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-05
#51 · Quote Reply

these are what you call AMMOSEXUALs, they really do fantasize about it, and its exclusively conservatives, they are also paranoid asf. once followed some ytubers that turned magaty, and they were literally "euphoric" at the thought of shooting someone(a "intruder") and one of them even has multiple guns stashed at thierhouse in case of this.

Daydreams of heroically killing a criminal to save people four times a day.

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