Actually insane.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6159125-trump-calls-new-mexico-new-america/

Wasn’t this an Onion article just a few months ago?

Likely some satire site

Never gonna happen.

Why is he still alive?

Can we please, as a society, stop pretending this guy is not dumb as a sack of pig shit?

Yeah, getting rid of the foreign names completely and totally is definitely the play.

Other places that will need a name change (with suggested names:

• New York - New North America
• New Hampshire - New North North America
• New Jersey - New North East America
• Washington, District of Columbia (DC) - Washington, District of America (DOA)
• New York City - New North America City, District of America
• Virginia (named for Br*tain's Queen Elizabeth I) - Trumpia
• North/South Carolina (Names for Br*tain's King Charles I) - North/South Trumpolina
• Florida (Spanish for "Flowerery) - Ivanka (the "flower" of Trump's eye)
• Mar-a-lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") - Melania (so people start calling it "Melania Face" when they refer to Mar-a-lago face)

And SO many more!!!
(I hope the /s is obvious)

EDIT: my buddy, who's an even harder troll than me dropped the suggestion we rename DC to:
"Washington, The Holy District of Our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ Redeemer of All Nations"
(No abbreviations, and it is a felony to reference the place without saying the whole thing every time)

There must be some new criminal bullshit he’s up to.. enjoy the distraction everyone!

Pickles and onions are the only vegetables he eats so that checks out.

I've never not done that. I was under the impression that he's the dumbest motherfucker alive, but tens of millions of dumbass motherfuckers still are falling for his stupid bullshit after ten years of widespread exposure of what a dumb motherfucker he is, so I guess those dumb motherfuckers must be dumber than this dumb motherfucker.

Because the only three named guy who's tried to rectify that had shitty fucking aim, and I assume security has ramped up since.

Nothing in this world has convinced me to drastically lower my expectations of the intelligence of the average person more than the continued popularity of Donald Trump

I’m about thirty years ahead of you there.

Wait until he learns about Amerigo Vespucci.

Being president gets you top-tier health care, even as many of your constituents are struggling to get any healthcare at all. COVID would have gotten him if not for treatment he received, and who knows what he’s being treated for now.

Free gov health care

Ah fuck. I really thought that was AI first time I saw it.

Sigh.

It is a loyalty test. Fascists do this to weed out people who are not loyal.

Can you please, as a society, grab the fat fuck and drag him out of the white and toss him in the nearest woodchipper?
~signed: the rest of the world

Because only the good die young.

Exactly! This was the guy who had his underlings wearing clown shoes and saying how great they fit.

Well that's me buggered on alignment then.

Learns?

excuse me but do you mean “SI”

iSí!

Don't you mean 'Murigo Vespucci?

Just like waving a rattle in front of a baby.

Stealing the election

"This matter has been referred to ICE. ICE would like to see Amerigo Vespucci's immigration papers."

That's insulting to pig shit.

Because he is only 3 minutes away from a doctor at all times.

The only renaming that needs to happen is from White House to Shite House.

This asshole is doing anything but trying to even attempt to look like he's helping the American people.

Hey. Pigs are smart. Don't underestimate sacks of pig shit.

Wait until he learns that York is a town in the UK

God Bless Vespucciland

New South America!

We would, but it's south america so nobody gives a shit.

What did you call me?

I wouldn't take those allegations of assassination attempts at face value, something stinks, especially with the rooftop guy story. It was staged, that fight fight fight thing? Choreographed. His ear wasn't shot, especially not with an AR round. Probably scraped it on an agent as they pulled him to the ground.

The golf course one was suspect as well. Don't believe the justice department. I shouldn't have to tell you that.

False flags? From a cpac guy? Yeah that sounds right

Oh good I’m sure this will help the rising prices of everything, end the war in Ukraine, Iran and genocide in Palestine, and give everyone affordable housing and healthcare. Hey America are we tired yet of all this winning?

This is stupid. Obviously just a distraction. But, could you even imagine how much that would cost?

Every piece of letterhead, every sign, maps, state issued ID, etc. It would be an insane cost for the whim of some guy that shits his pants daily.

So what does that say about a country that enthusiastically voted for him, twice?

That we're all dumb sacks of shit. I thought that was apparent. I know I'm personally pretty stupid at times, and I'm not even below the average.

At least he’s renaming shit in his own country now. How do y’all like it? Fucking “Lake America” and “Gulf of America”. Surprised he’s “asking” instead of just decreeing like everything else. I’m sure we’re days away from his insistence. Then New York can become “Trump City”.

I think it should be renamed, but to a Spanish name. I propose Matatrumpo.

Inflation hits 3.7%.

Donnie dumbass: "let's change the name of a state!"

The world calls on him to attach the prefix “the late” to his name

City in the UK - You don't want the Yorkshiremen coming after you.

Old Mexico it is then.

To be fair, majority did not actually vote for him because turnover rate for democrat-voting people has always been low in comparison to republicans.

"My vote won't change anything" bit entire US in the ass.