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WanderWisley
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Posted:   Subject: Show me what slimed you. Quote

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Dr. Bob
lemmy.ca

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Joined: 2023-07-05
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

I died in bed. I would never have guessed.

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ferric_carcinization
lemmy.ml
ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-03-12
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

I died in bed. I would never have guessed.

Were you killed by the bed or the monster beneath it?

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CheesyFox
lemmy.sdf.org
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2024-03-21
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

At least I died in piece, knowing that I was forgiven

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basiclemmon98
lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Joined: 2025-06-22
#5 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Guess it wasn't just Elon's Autism™ after all-

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Dr. Bob
lemmy.ca

DrBob@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-05
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Were you killed by the bed or the monster beneath it?

Hopefully the freak within it.

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TropicalDingdong
lemmy.world

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

At least I died in piece, knowing that I was forgiven

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Dr_Fetus_Jackson
lemmy.world
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

That wasn't on the bingo card.

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raptore39
lemmy.ca
raptore39@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-06-04
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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marcie (she/her)
lemmy.ml

marcie@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-03-22
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Fascist Atlanta Falcons got me 😔

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Ariselas
piefed.ca
Ariselas@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-03-14
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Checks out, I really should paint with fewer solvents and not use the lead / heavy metal based pigments.

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tehWrapper
lemmy.world

tehWrapper@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-13
#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

A muscle cas silhouette in the water with a sunset behind them

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NathanDerWeise
feddit.org
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Joined: 2024-06-24
#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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AdmiralRob
lemmy.zip
AdmiralRob@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-07-01
#14 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

1000007451

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Caption_Mo
reddthat.com
Caption_Mo@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-09-22
#15 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

"Ironically," it's a picture I used as a profile pic on my real life accounts.

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M137
lemmy.today

M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Hope I got the hug before she killed me at least.

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Peppycito
sh.itjust.works

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#17 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

I blasted my last block

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pjwestin
lemmy.world

pjwestin@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-11
#18 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Honestly, entirely possible.

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floral_toxicity
lemmy.world
floral_toxicity@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#19 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Shit...A high ABV beer will do that

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llamapocalypse
lemmy.world
llamapocalypse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#20 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

well this is gonna suck

well this is gonna be unpleasant

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bridgeenjoyer
sh.itjust.works
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-06
#21 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

A western electric model 500 phone. Valid. Those things are fuckin tanks.

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bridgeenjoyer
sh.itjust.works
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-06
#22 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

That wasn't on the bingo card.

Boot in ass

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ChaosMonkey
lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Joined: 2025-06-04
#23 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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plsnerf7
lemmy.world

plsnerf7@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#24 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Got hit with one of those 5090 missiles

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atomic2002
moist.catsweat.com
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Joined: 2026-10-24
#25 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

None

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Tako Penisu
sh.itjust.works

hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#26 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Seems about right

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YappyMonotheist
lemmy.world
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-26
#27 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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Lumelore (She/her)
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-09
#28 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Screenshot of my work schedule

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Myth
lemmy.ml
Myth@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-14
#29 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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strawberry_enjoyer42
lemmy.blahaj.zone

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-20
#30 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Hopefully the freak within it.

death by sn—

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ducktumn
lemmy.zip
ducktumn@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-03-27
#31 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Birds got to me

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Lemmy World
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2023-08-05
#32 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

I was killed by my kitten 😭🐾

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Ms. ArmoredThirteen
lemmy.zip
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Joined: 2024-12-08
#33 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

I'm gonna get final destinationed!

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Spezi
feddit.org
Spezi@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-23
#34 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Fascist Atlanta Falcons got me 😔

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ferret
sh.itjust.works
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Joined: 2023-07-18
#35 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Died to the genocide in gaza I think

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idriss
lemmy.ml
idriss@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-06-29
#36 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply


Not fucking cool

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Rachel
lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Joined: 2025-03-01
#37 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

Fox :o

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WanderWisley
lemmy.world
WanderWisley@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-30
#38 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

User name checks out.

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Bipauler
sh.itjust.works
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Joined: 2026-06-04
#39 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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Herbal Gamer
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Joined: 2023-10-30
#40 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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Herbal Gamer
sh.itjust.works

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Joined: 2023-10-30
#41 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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wings
lemmy.rimfaxe.net
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Joined: 2026-10-10
#42 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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Darkard
lemmy.world
Darkard@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#43 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]
lemmy.ml

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-02
#44 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

catflushed_BOLDER

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DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]
lemmy.ml

DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-02
#45 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

oh lawd he comin'

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Stupidmanager
lemmy.world
Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#46 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

It’s a pic of a lotto ticket. No, I’m not sharing the pic. Yes I am upset I die from winning the lotto.

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IDew
lemmy.zip
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Joined: 2026-02-22
#47 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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TruePe4rl
lemmy.ml

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Joined: 2024-07-28
#48 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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ATPA9
feddit.org
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Joined: 2025-03-12
#49 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

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ferwerf
feddit.org
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Joined: 2025-03-25
#50 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

A Bluescreen of death from my Work Tablet, maybe from the stress it causes lately.

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randint
lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz

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Joined: 2023-08-09
#51 Posted:   Subject: Re: Show me what slimed you. Quote Reply

botched takoyaki

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