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too_high_for_this
lemmy.world
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
Forty Six and 2
25 or 6 to 4 |
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Siegfried
lemmy.world
Siegfried@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
"Autism face" is a thing that makes you look way younger than you should. I know I've got it. It's weird being carded at 37.
Yesterday three collegues called me "young blood"... I'm 35. |
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nforminvasion
lemmy.world
nforminvasion@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-11 |
You made my entire week and added spring in my step, I just hope it won't ruin my knees.
What knees? Your bones are gone, dumb vegoon. They evaporated the moment you stopped consuming animals. -Signed a dog meat lover |
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MBech
feddit.dk
MBech@feddit.dk Joined: 2025-02-17 |
Wow they look like two completely different people
Crazy how nature do that. |
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sem
lemmy.blahaj.zone
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-09 |
You made my entire week and added spring in my step, I just hope it won't ruin my knees.
Re: the other comment, isn't it weird how people just come up to you on the internet, and say, "hey, I'm an asshole, block me!" That's weird. |
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sem
lemmy.blahaj.zone
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-09 |
Was he in the infantry? |
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canaryWart
programming.dev
canaryWart@programming.dev Joined: 2026-08-27 |
What knees? Your bones are gone, dumb vegoon. They evaporated the moment you stopped consuming animals. -Signed a dog meat lover
Address not found |
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stickyprimer
lemmy.world
stickyprimer@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-21 |
The difference is 1 part genetics, 1 part skin care routines, 1 part sun protection habits, 7 parts a lifetime with or without smoking and being surrounded by people smoking at nearly all times.
I wonder if it is also differing beauty standards. Older men used to be considered more sexy. Nowadays a guy over 40 is basically a corpse but if you watch old movies you’ll see guys who look 50 or even 60 in hero roles, and they get the girl, too. So what I’m saying is, Sean Connery might never be chosen as a leading actor today because he looks too old. |
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stickyprimer
lemmy.world
stickyprimer@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-21 |
The one on the right is also married to Elon Musk's twice divorce ex-wife. As in the wife married Elon, divorced him, married Elon again, divorced him, then marred the guy on the right.
The fuck? I really liked this actor before but now I just feel gross. |
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nforminvasion
lemmy.world
nforminvasion@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-11 |
Address not found
It loads for me on multiple browsers, on multiple VPN locations. Is there literally just no preview link for you? Or does it fail in the browser? |
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boonhet
sopuli.xyz
boonhet@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-06-16 |
Wait is perpetual teen guy going to be a bond?
Well unlike Sir Connery, he at least is English! Though I think Connery impressed Fleming so much that Bond was rewritten to be half-Scottish But no, there has been no story published on the next Bond having been chosen yet. There are a lot of theories floating around and many of them are fairly unbelievable to the point that it may as well be perpetual teen guy. |
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canaryWart
programming.dev
canaryWart@programming.dev Joined: 2026-08-27 |
65 and 12.
60 and 7 |
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Mouselemming
sh.itjust.works
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-12 |
The difference is 1 part genetics, 1 part skin care routines, 1 part sun protection habits, 7 parts a lifetime with or without smoking and being surrounded by people smoking at nearly all times.
It's also nose and ear size, jawline, and lighting. Although it's possible that's already a toupee on Sean. |
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canaryWart
programming.dev
canaryWart@programming.dev Joined: 2026-08-27 |
Before reading the title i was like "wonder what happened to that kid?". Lo and behold, mf is older than me and, on second glance, I prolly look older than Connery. |
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wjrii
lemmy.world
wjrii@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-15 |
Brodie-Sangster is also like preternaturally youthful looking. 1999 Kyle Chandler in Early Edition at age 34 sort of splits the difference, and Jesse Plemons at 36-38, after he lost some weight, is closing in on Connery levels of character in his face. |
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Alfredolin
sopuli.xyz
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-01-14 |
What knees? Your bones are gone, dumb vegoon. They evaporated the moment you stopped consuming animals. -Signed a dog meat lover
Hahaha wtf is this‽ |
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hypeerror
sh.itjust.works
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-02-01 |
Crazy how nature do that.
They're different people? I thought that was just angle and lighting. |
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nforminvasion
lemmy.world
nforminvasion@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-11 |
Hahaha wtf is this‽
Something to hopefully make people think about cognitive dissonance and consider how they could change. |
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Alfredolin
sopuli.xyz
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-01-14 |
Something to hopefully make people think about cognitive dissonance and consider how they could change.
Ah I had not scrolled far enough. Now it makes sense. And I'm hungry now. Anyone got dog? |
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TheArtfulLlama
lemmy.zip
TheArtfulLlama@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-16 |
You made my entire week and added spring in my step, I just hope it won't ruin my knees.
Nah you’ll just throw your back out instead |
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lime!
feddit.nu
lime@feddit.nuJoined: 2024-08-21 |
Brodie-Sangster is also like preternaturally youthful looking. 1999 Kyle Chandler in Early Edition at age 34 sort of splits the difference, and Jesse Plemons at 36-38, after he lost some weight, is closing in on Connery levels of character in his face.
that's the second reference to early edition i've ever encountered in my life, and the first one was mentioned in passing because the creator of that show also wrote and directed "alien private eye". ...is that you, vik? |
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The_v
lemmy.world
The_v@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
And sunscreen, and smoking, and minoxidil, and
Stress is the largest source of aging. The more severe the stress the faster people age. The most extreme case I saw was a former coworker. When we worked together we were both in our late 20's. She then went onto another job and we lost contact. 5 years later I ran into her at a meeting and was shocked. Unfortunately her younger son had died of cancer in the meantime and the stress had aged her 20+ years. She looked in her late 50's not mid 30's. |
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FluidBeef
quokk.au
FluidBeef@quokk.au Joined: 2025-08-12 |
I still think Bonds are getting younger. |
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VeganBtw
piefed.social
VeganBtw@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-11-20 |
Re: the other comment, isn't it weird how people just come up to you on the internet, and say, "hey, I'm an asshole, block me!" That's weird.
If you are refering to the dog meat lover, it's actually a vegan satire site! |
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VeganBtw
piefed.social
VeganBtw@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-11-20 |
What knees? Your bones are gone, dumb vegoon. They evaporated the moment you stopped consuming animals. -Signed a dog meat lover
I love that website, exactly my style! |
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SwingingTheLamp
piefed.zip
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip Joined: 2025-12-27 |
Wow they look like two completely different people
But, you can only tell that because one used sunscreen, and one didn't. Otherwise they'd look exactly identical. /s |
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sem
lemmy.blahaj.zone
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2024-06-09 |
If you are refering to the dog meat lover, it's actually a vegan satire site!
Oh! Welp |
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TootSweet
lemmy.world
TootSweet@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-04 |
You won't believe what he looked like after smoking only one marijuana. |
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dalekcaan
feddit.nl
dalekcaan@feddit.nl Joined: 2025-06-26 |
I'm sure sun exposure also plays a role, everyone wears SPF 8000 sunblock now, while they were putting on tanning oil back in the 50s, 60s, and 70s
Really? I thought sunblock was pretty over the top in Connery's day.
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JackTea
piefed.world
JackTea@piefed.world Joined: 2026-05-24 |
CSB My high school buddy still gets carded. We're both in our 50s. Granted, I look rough for my age. |
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Ariselas
piefed.ca
Ariselas@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-03-14 |
now that's a golden tan! |
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Apytele
sh.itjust.works
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-12 |
It's funny that culturally 34 was considered a middle aged man back then whereas 34 today feels like an old 20 something.
And the 20 y/o's feel like babies. I see dudes get weird with the younger nursing assistants sometimes and get a tiny reflexive EXCUSE YOU...??? |
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Rob T Firefly
lemmy.world
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-07 |
Does the little one also hit women? |
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musubibreakfast
lemmy.world
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-30 |
But, you can only tell that because one used sunscreen, and one didn't. Otherwise they'd look exactly identical. /s
What if James Bond did a pdrn mask every time he was supposed to drink and smoke and every time he was supposed have a villain try to torture him he got HIFU instead? |
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Surp
lemmy.world
Surp@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-30 |
Tinfoil hat: The billionaires are all pedos so they make products to make everyone look like children longer so they have more options. The dude on the right legit looks like a child. |
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WhiteOakBayou
lemmy.world
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Teen Bond sounds like it would have been a great 90s cartoon series.
It would have been live action like Young Indiana Jones |
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Eq0
literature.cafe
Eq0@literature.cafe Joined: 2023-08-01 |
AQI is highly variable by locale and hour. It averages out in the end, but measuring regional and global emissions is a better way to compare disparate time periods, except for areas at the extremes.
I would expect emissions to cumulatively impact air quality, is that not the case? |
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Drun
lemmy.world
Drun@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
Does the little one also hit women?
I mean… it’s based? Beating anyone is wrong, of course - but if you have to do it, for example, for a defence, should you stop just because it’s a woman? |
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itsjustachairmary
lemmy.world
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-04-06 |
Describing an "openhanded slap" as "justified," Connery also said it could be used "if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning," adding, "If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." I mean… it’s based? Beating anyone is wrong, of course - but if you have to do it, for example, for a defence, should you stop just because it’s a woman?
These hypotheticals always boil down to 'I just want to hit women'. It's not based. You're just telling on yourself. |
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M137
lemmy.today
M137@lemmy.todayJoined: 2026-04-17 |
Oh! Welp
🤦♂️ |
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SCmSTR
lemmy.blahaj.zone
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-07-24 |
How are even Connery's earlobes masculine? |
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Snapz
lemmy.world
Snapz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-02 |
You forgot "1 part warlock's curse" I mean, the boy man literally looks 13! It's like Stephen King's Thinner, but with visual age rather than weight.
"White boy from town, why you no eat you own baby food?" |
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Snapz
lemmy.world
Snapz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-02 |
But I always sat in the NON-SMOKING section of the airplane? |
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Drun
lemmy.world
Drun@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
These hypotheticals always boil down to 'I just want to hit women'. It's not based. You're just telling on yourself.
No, I don’t want to beat anyone. But I can imagine the situations, so do you. And, you know, gender here don’t matter at all. It’s bad to use any kind of physical force to another human, especially on weaker one. But there can be situations where it’s justified. |
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rumba
lemmy.zip
rumba@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-09-24 |
Describing an "openhanded slap" as "justified," Connery also said it could be used "if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning," adding, "If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." I mean… it’s based? Beating anyone is wrong, of course - but if you have to do it, for example, for a defence, should you stop just because it’s a woman?
Could be worse is a shitty sentiment. Just stop at beating anyone is wrong. |
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rumba
lemmy.zip
rumba@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-09-24 |
Here his is in dr no a year later looking more like he's 40 instead of 55, given he's in makup, but the crows-feet smile lines aren't doing him any favors. and here he is 7 years later in 71 (41 years old) TBH, the effect on skin from smoking seem to hit like a truck in the 40's, that's gotta be severe tanning, smoking and some really rough genetics. |
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agavaa
lemmy.world
agavaa@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
Describing an "openhanded slap" as "justified," Connery also said it could be used "if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning," adding, "If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." I mean… it’s based? Beating anyone is wrong, of course - but if you have to do it, for example, for a defence, should you stop just because it’s a woman?
Right, because advocating hitting women for being hysterical screams gender equality. |
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Taleya
aussie.zone
Taleya@aussie.zone Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Peter Capaldi and William Hartnell were same age bracket when they played the Doctor. Amazing what not living through a depression and world war can do for ya |
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Taleya
aussie.zone
Taleya@aussie.zone Joined: 2023-06-21 |
Describing an "openhanded slap" as "justified," Connery also said it could be used "if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning," adding, "If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it." I mean… it’s based? Beating anyone is wrong, of course - but if you have to do it, for example, for a defence, should you stop just because it’s a woman?
Which one of these is grounds for self defense again? |
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Čauky Mňauky
lemmy.zip
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-04-16 |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talulah_Riley
Geez, she looks slick. 😻 |
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