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just_an_average_joe
lemmy.dbzer0.com
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-08-02 |
Someone needs to develop chocolate bullet startup. The ideas is veeery simple, develop a gun to shoot chocolate into mouth. It will be toxic to these war beasts, but tasty to us humans. |
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FE80
lemmy.world
FE80@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-08 |
Hope he gets eaten. |
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Avicenna
programming.dev
Avicenna@programming.dev Joined: 2025-11-07 |
TF is it with these tech lord trash taking LOTR names for businesses? Anduril, Palantir, etc?
"The Palantir stones themselves cannot lie, but powerful users like Sauron can selectively control what is shown to trick or break the will of others (such as Denethor or Saruman)." Almost like a confession. It is like some idiot read 1984 and decided it is in humanity's best interest to install the goverment in the book, completely senseless and sociopathic. |
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melsaskca
lemmy.ca
melsaskca@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-09 |
Now it won't be just the reservations where wild packs of dogs kill you. It'll be everywhere. We need to train the feral pigs before it's too late! /s |
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Dozzi92
lemmy.world
Dozzi92@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-02 |
We already have that. Marines. They're called Devil dogs. While half joking; the cocktails of injections--some completely experimental, kinda makes you wonder.
Teufel hunden, eh? |
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InputZero
lemmy.world
InputZero@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-08 |
Remember if you buy shit from ModRetro like the M64 you are literally funding this fuck head. If one of your friends has that knock off GameBoy or n64 inform them, if they shrug it off reconsider your relationship with them. Seriously the excuse of no ethical consumption under capitalism doesn’t fly. There is a direct line from ModRetro to this arms dealer called Palmer and ModRetro sells just ...
I think you have misunderstood what "There is no ethical consumption under capitalism." means. It's not an excuse to allow yourself to buy ModRetro, it's a reminder that existing inside a capitalist system is itself unethical. Although you may not have a choice. It's not an excuse, it's a condemnation. People misuse it to mean they exist and it's impossible to avoid participating in capitalism regardless of moral objections but that's not what it means. |
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LuzTheBuz
lemmy.zip
LuzTheBuz@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-09-30 |
$200,000,000 to get dogs into war who will be killed by some $20 drone with a bomb |
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myyass
lemmy.world
myyass@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-02 |
Teufel hunden, eh?
Ja. |
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greybeard
feddit.online
greybeard@feddit.onlineJoined: 2025-06-04 |
Speaking to Wired, Lamm explained that the project was twofold. One part of the project would oversee the genetic engineering and cloning of the ideal dogs for war, and the other would develop tech for them to use on battlefields. Sounds like weaponized cyborg dogs is where this is going
Like Elon Musk, I think Lucky read Snow Crash and decided to make it his entire personality. This reads like Rat Things. http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/content.asp?Bnum=1744 |
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thedeadwalking4242
lemmy.world
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-10 |
Oh GREAT. Self replicating war machines. Hopefully they are too incompetent to do anything productive. |
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Raven8628
lemmy.zip
Raven8628@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-26 |
How about instead of war we genetically engineer dogs to live longer? 🥲 |
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UltraGiGaGigantic
lemmy.ml
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlJoined: 2024-08-23 |
umbrella corp did it first
"Tazed the genetically engineered war dogs all day at work. My arms are so tired from beating them senselessly." next page "They've escaped..." |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
Why does he want to create a Warg? Edit: right, Wargs don't rebel. |
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likebudda
reddthat.com
likebudda@reddthat.com Joined: 2026-08-20 |
We talking bullet proof dogs? Dogs with guns? If not, you're just talking about piles of dead dogs. |
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SippyCup
lemmy.world
SippyCup@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-26 |
We already have that. Marines. They're called Devil dogs. While half joking; the cocktails of injections--some completely experimental, kinda makes you wonder.
Yeah but they call themselves that. No one else calls them that. It's like a dude at a frat party trying to invent his own nickname. He keeps introducing himself as Cobra or Maverick or some shit and everyone just rolls their eyes and says "sure thing Steve whatever you say." |
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SippyCup
lemmy.world
SippyCup@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-01-26 |
Someone needs to develop chocolate bullet startup. The ideas is veeery simple, develop a gun to shoot chocolate into mouth. It will be toxic to these war beasts, but tasty to us humans.
Best I can do is liquid chocolate in a super soaker. |
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altphoto
lemmy.today
altphoto@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-04-14 |
A lion dog. The price is about right if you think about it. How else will you get a trainer brave enough to approach a real live lion, offer it a chihuahua and then have the lion hump the chihuahua?....oh, you brought a male chihuahua, and now it is humping the lion? Both a trying tp eat you?....oh you brought a large dog and the baby dog is a monster 2 stories tall with insaciable hunger for human flesh?....those could be problems. But you never see a lion eagle hybrid because that's just not gonna happen. |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Don't feed them for three days, and release 100 of them into the White House, and barricade the doors. |
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curiousaur
reddthat.com
curiousaur@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-20 |
$200,000,000 to get dogs into war who will be killed by some $20 drone with a bomb
$20 drones he sells. |
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myyass
lemmy.world
myyass@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-02 |
Yeah but they call themselves that. No one else calls them that. It's like a dude at a frat party trying to invent his own nickname. He keeps introducing himself as Cobra or Maverick or some shit and everyone just rolls their eyes and says "sure thing Steve whatever you say."
I know bro, it was a joke. Not the injection part though. Though that did give me a giggle. I'm a GI Joe. |
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CedricWhaley
lemmy.dbzer0.com
CedricWhaley@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-09-13 |
$20 drones he sells.
I suspect his drones cost a lot more than $20. |
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J92
lemmy.world
J92@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-21 |
Hope he gets eaten.
Boys from Brazil style. |
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MilitantAtheist
lemmy.world
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
How about instead of war we genetically engineer dogs to live longer? 🥲
And engineer Palmer to not live at all. |
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ILikeBoobies
lemmy.ca
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-14 |
Back in my day we genetically engineered dogs for war the old fashioned way. Massive inbreeding. |
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DoGeeseSeeGod
lemmy.blahaj.zone
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-04-26 |
So this is awful and stupid, but what I really want to know is what they think they can genetically engineer that can out perform a Belgian malinois for energy and physicality or a bloodhound for scent work. Like working dogs are already incredibly finely tuned through massive breeding programs.
Society says we can do human eugenics, so we'll just do dog eugenics as a treat |
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CultLeader4Hire
lemmy.world
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-28 |
TF is it with these tech lord trash taking LOTR names for businesses? Anduril, Palantir, etc?
You know the Nazis were obsessed with esoteric fairytales? It’s like that |
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humanspiral
lemmy.ca
humanspiral@lemmy.ca Joined: 2024-10-23 |
This is puzzling. Robot dogs have more potential, and German sheppards and Dobermans have good mix of agility speed and strength as it is. Would take about 10 years to get 5 generations of supremacy. An army takes an army of trainers. I get that the goal is genetic engineering rather than breeding. But getting dogs to make 8 babies per year is orders of magnitude cheaper than test tubes and incubators at volume. |
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aesthelete
lemmy.world
aesthelete@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-03 |
Guy looks like a total fucking tool bag. Looks like the kind of asshole that would come to a meeting in flip flops and pick his fucking toes the whole time. Also, I feel like I can smell his photo. |
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psycholocomotor_no2
lemmy.blahaj.zone
psycholocomotor_no2@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-10-10 |
Then plants deserve not to be eaten too https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(23)002623 The line is subjective.
Emitting sounds is not equal to conscious awareness and a capacity for suffering and you know it. |
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Mulligrubs
lemmy.world
Mulligrubs@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-08-11 |
The Romans did this already, it's called a "mastiff" and it has been used in war for many centuries |
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RememberTheApollo_
lemmy.world
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-26 |
You know the Nazis were obsessed with esoteric fairytales? It’s like that
Yeah. Good point. They tried rewriting them to fit their narrative, though. |
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athairmor
lemmy.world
athairmor@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-12 |
Palmer Luckey is such a loser. He makes absolute bank by selling Oculus to Facebook and then decides with all that money his time is best spent developing weapons to help kill people more efficiently. We need more people like MySpace Tom who, after making a load of money, stepped away and pursued his artistic interests and turns out the guy is a really good photographer.
Palmer Lucky is one of the worst but MySpace Tom isn’t much better. |
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Fmstrat
lemmy.world
Fmstrat@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-27 |
If you ever wonder how 200M could be raised for this, just think to yourself:
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redballooon
lemmy.world
redballooon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
The Romans did this already, it's called a "mastiff" and it has been used in war for many centuries https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becerrillo
200 million earned by reselling an existing product. |
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Lovable Sidekick
lemmy.world
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-10-19 |
Branding: Luckey Dogs |
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jpreston1986
lemmy.world
jpreston1986@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-08 |
There's a reason for that. He's literally a 4chan brony. If you really want to, you could Google Palmer Luckey brony pic and see for yourself. Yes, the picture is real and has been around much longer than AI has existed.
Shit you weren't kidding |
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boonhet
sopuli.xyz
boonhet@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-06-16 |
TF is it with these tech lord trash taking LOTR names for businesses? Anduril, Palantir, etc?
Turns out nerds liked LOTR when younger or perhaps still do, who'd've thunk it |
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HulkSmashBurgers
reddthat.com
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Rat thing |
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myyass
lemmy.world
myyass@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-02 |
This is puzzling. Robot dogs have more potential, and German sheppards and Dobermans have good mix of agility speed and strength as it is. Would take about 10 years to get 5 generations of supremacy. An army takes an army of trainers. I get that the goal is genetic engineering rather than breeding. But getting dogs to make 8 babies per year is orders of magnitude cheaper than test tubes and inc...
Robot dogs already exist--with guns. |
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Homosexual sapiens
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-06-24 |
The Romans did this already, it's called a "mastiff" and it has been used in war for many centuries https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becerrillo
You have a stray parenthesis in your link |
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Soggy
lemmy.world
Soggy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
"The Palantir stones themselves cannot lie, but powerful users like Sauron can selectively control what is shown to trick or break the will of others (such as Denethor or Saruman)." Almost like a confession. It is like some idiot read 1984 and decided it is in humanity's best interest to install the goverment in the book, completely senseless and sociopathic.
Same thing with the Metaverse. Zuck definitely thinks he can be Hiro Protagonist if the global economy falls apart and everything is controlled by corpostates. |
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Hueristic_Autistic
lemmy.world
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-06 |
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Hueristic_Autistic
lemmy.world
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-06 |
Or like they could just design robot dogs. |
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arc99
lemmy.world
arc99@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-10 |
This is the same Colossal Biosciences which has been outright lying about recreating extinct species to drum up cash from investors. And when you look at some of the stuff they're pretending to do for this goal, e.g. artificial eggshells for dodos, it is quite obvious they have ulterior intentions. |
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AlteredEgo
lemmy.ml
AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml Joined: 2024-01-26 |
Palmer Luckey is such a loser. He makes absolute bank by selling Oculus to Facebook and then decides with all that money his time is best spent developing weapons to help kill people more efficiently. We need more people like MySpace Tom who, after making a load of money, stepped away and pursued his artistic interests and turns out the guy is a really good photographer.
After selling to facebook he got flack. And then became an open supporter of Trump. He became hated. My guess is that he's a narcissist similar to Elon Musk, so him hearing himself called a looser and asshole (like he is) triggers him to be worse. To go "I'll show him". To do a nazi salute or you know, engineer dogs for war to oppress people more efficiently. Any supporter of Trump is obviously a psycho with no moral center, but if they also have narcissism and money and power, well it can get much worse. |
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Nobody
anarchist.nexus
Nobody@anarchist.nexus Joined: 2025-09-05 |
Care to share more info? Couldn't find anything about it
https://www.techdigest.tv/2013/06/oculus_rift_co.html Died in an accident involving a police chase. The Facebook deal was closed several months later. |
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copingwithelmons
lemmy.world
copingwithelmons@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-10-25 |
This is puzzling. Robot dogs have more potential, and German sheppards and Dobermans have good mix of agility speed and strength as it is. Would take about 10 years to get 5 generations of supremacy. An army takes an army of trainers. I get that the goal is genetic engineering rather than breeding. But getting dogs to make 8 babies per year is orders of magnitude cheaper than test tubes and inc...
This is the founder of andruil. He has suggested roofying women with oxytocin to make them better wives. |
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Scirocco
lemmy.world
Scirocco@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Yeah but they call themselves that. No one else calls them that. It's like a dude at a frat party trying to invent his own nickname. He keeps introducing himself as Cobra or Maverick or some shit and everyone just rolls their eyes and says "sure thing Steve whatever you say."
Well, ackshually, it was zee Germans who first called them that. But yea, USMC does have a lot of masturbatory lore |
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vaultdweller013
sh.itjust.works
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
This is the founder of andruil. He has suggested roofying women with oxytocin to make them better wives. He is exactly the kind of person to believe that having war dogs is "cool" and "awesome!".
Which frankly speaking is baffling since even the fucking Romans considered their war dogs as something of a necessity and not as a prestige thing. Like they gave those hounds and their masters a tonne of respect which was often times worth more than gold in Roman society. |
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RememberTheApollo_
lemmy.world
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-26 |
Turns out nerds liked LOTR when younger or perhaps still do, who'd've thunk it
Do they still qualify as nerds if they’re the antithesis to the morals in the story they nerdrd over? |
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